Your regular reminder that wes streeting's cornflakes are a gender neutral toilet

Can’t explain it but of course they want to take away one of the only painkillers that’s safe for pregnancy, a condition that causes weird and unusual pains. these people WANT pregnancy to be a punishment and handicap. they want to control.

I will day this, the Disney Adults have proven themselves much more ready to meet this moment than any Harry Potter Adult has.

"what kind of music do you like?"

studio apartments are great until you want to go to sleep and your fridge wants to demonstrate its perfect rendition of tchaikovskys 1812 overture

Small boats Farage spouting homophobia. You know because homophobia is now okay again. Thanks Gender Critical /s

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Roses are red Songs are made of chords Moving house sucks Eat the landlords

Flippity floppity abolish private property

I know a lot of words. But not enough to explain how much I hate moving house

if the moon reflects sunlight why are vampires active at night without burning up see nasa is lying to you

If keeping transphobes in “your party” is more important than solidarity with a minority being attacked then the whole exercise is DoA. It’s not a real alternative to the same parties we already have: across the board transphobia with different levels of politeness.

People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

I think if Britain colonised your country of origin you should get free BBC iplayer.

Flat hunting is landlords going "yeah so this place has 40 people interested, not allowed to furnish, you need to say the magic word to turn the cooker on, and technically you're a lodger so I'll come and go as I please, 80% of your salary a month plus bills" and you going "aye sound i'll take it"

Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political. Two genders - male, and political. Two religions - Christian, and political. Two races - white, and political.

WIFE: [holding our new baby] Aww look at him. He has your eyes. ME: Only one of those things is possible right now, Sharon.

If you build it, I will fall off of it.

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Avi Loeb Is Entertaining Not Sciencing medium.com/@steve.desch...

i did not give you permission to tickle my fancy

We really are at the point of so i was out in public and someone who may be a transgender dare spoke to me - cue national media billionaire backed outrage

future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like

Academia runs on contacting other academics out of the blue and saying HEY do you wanna do this COOL THING for essentially NO REWARD and equally certainly NO RECOGNITION from your employer and those people going OH MAN that sounds AWESOME sign me up for the COOL NO REWARD NO RECOGNITION EXPERIENCE.

Don't forget to build the emergency baby on your submersible

boss: you should adopt a growth mindset me: like cancer? boss: no, more like capitalism me: that's what I said

live, laugh, lick a frozen flagpole

[first date] Him: So what do you do? Her: I’m an oncologist. Him: So you’re always on call?

Can’t feel prouder of people in this city on one of the worst weather days so far this year.

please excuse me while i slip into something a little more comfortable (a bathtub filled with hotdog water)

If I was a liar I’d simply invest in flame retardant pants so no one would know.

Fuck your thoughts and prayers. I’d rather have tots and players.

Imagine when the fellowship comes outta Moria and it's all slow motion and they're all crying cuz Gandalf fell but there's just one insert shot of Legolas choking the shit outta Pippin for dropping the bucket Like there's no dialogue but you can see him mouthing "you little motherfucker!!!"

If you see something (a dog wearing Crocs), say something (“hey look at that dog wearing Crocs”)

A hot flash does not refer to a very attractive and speedy DC superhero. I know that now.

Lewis just said over 100k people this year at London Trans+ Pride! Record breaking levels of attendance this year! 🙌🙌🙌

BREAKING: Attendance at Trans Pride London today has been estimated at more than 100,000!

If only senior Labour party politician Sadiq Khan could figure out why trans rights were coming under increasing pressure across the UK 🤔

Loving the tone of Trans+ Pride to start. Words to live by.

Here and ready to march! ✊🏳️‍⚧️

Nintendo confirming Mario and Peach are just friends is wild. Man’s been parkouring through lava and tax fraud for a homie

“are you picking up what I’m putting down?” no. no, sir. I am having a rest.

remember: in the UK, pigs wearing bodycams are GDPR data collectors and you are legally entitled to request a copy of the footage if you are in it. You hopefully won't need it but making a GDPR request wastes their time and annoys them so you should do it anyway.

any hospitality worker dreads getting a burn not because it's painful but because standing with your arm under a tap for 20 minutes during a rush especially if the sink is in the way is horrid being description

I always feel so relieved narrowly missing interaction with neighbors in public that I never consider that they were likely avoiding me too.

I have done a variety of jobs. Astrophysicist, bartender, newspaper deliverer, yard hand at a stables, outreach, tutoring, subway employee By FAR the hardest job was waiting tables in a fancy restaurant. You could not pay me enough to do that job again

"Unskilled labor" is that labor that if stops being done, the whole system collapses. The biggest company CEO can go in a sabbatical year and nobody would notice. Garbage collectors go on strike two days and cities collapse under their own trash. "Unskilled labor" is a slur for "vital workforce"

If giving the fae your name means it now belongs to them, does that work for anything else you own? Fae Lord: Greetings, may I have your name? Me: *proffers a piece of paper* Fae, taking it in confusion: What's this? Me: My student loans. Sucka! *runs through the mushroom circle*

After the media damage is inflicted and seen by millions of eyes,you receive a private email to say there's no evidence and no action,seen by two people only There's no public apology. They don't send this to media or post it on police accounts We will continue to fight. We will continue to win.