this is objectively hilarious

and that’s why you get yourself an aloof wife

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.

there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck

Saw some koalas in the wild

You can't make me defend Ronald Reagan. Is this some kind of psy-op?

we need a way to fine and jail perpetrators of slopaganda

in which I break your heart (forthcoming in Passion) docs.google.com/document/d/1...

If you're teaching in a classroom and you use the chalkboard/whiteboard, you erase that board after class before you leave

If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo. If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.

LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest

Interview about slopaganda on the ABC Philosophers Zone www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

new paper on bullshit questions just dropped link.springer.com/content/pdf/...

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Philosophers of emotion, the call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Hosted at Eichstätt-Ingolstadt in Southern Germany by our lovely president Imke von Maur on 24-26 June 2026 💕 #philsky

Sorry of my life over the last year

Please, Mr. Pope was my father. I’m Jeff. Jeff Pope.

If I were an ICE agent, I would do it for the exposure, for instance by removing my balaclava and presenting my identification on request

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

DMV Worker: Stop staring at your phone while I take your driver's license photo Guy: But this is how I look when I drive

That's some pretty heavy slopaganda #slopaganda @michalk.bsky.social

They're really going to go full Horst Wessel, aren't they?

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

Proposal for how to fix family wise error rates. For every uncorrected p value you must add an extra letter to the claim. “Eating chocolate maaaaaaaaay be associated with lower rates of stroke”

merry as-many-citations-this-year-as-all-of-last-year day to all those who celebrate

Cool how the Vice President (not a real job) has the time to livestream (also not a job) threats to destroy the lives of people with actual jobs

I am advertising two PhD positions in philosophy -- one for a domestic student, one for an international student. Both positions are 1 + 3 years, meaning that the first year is an MRes and the next three years are for the PhD. www.mq.edu.au/research/phd...

at least two of these things are true

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

fighting words are not protected speech

I would read an academic murder book in which the murder was solved by reading the syllabus

if it happens, we all know jd vance is a suspect here considering what happened to pope francis

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There's a reason NWA never recorded a song titled "Fuck the Fire Department"

Cracker Barrel? I hardly know her.

Isn’t Cracker Barrel’s real problem that they serve bad food?

Doctor: You’ve got moxie, kid. Me: Aww, thanks doc! Doctor: And also gonorrhoea.

It's actually so funny that you have a cloth mother and I have a wire mother. No im like not even mad it's literally just funny. No like I love her cold metal frame. Yeah I got used to it really quick and actually I like it even better than I would like cloth mother I think. No like actually

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Thomas Kinkade .gif

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when i was a kid, we went to Hershey Park and my friend kicked a giant Reese's peanut butter cup right in the butt, and i bring that up because i think it should be legal to do that to cops

one guy even tried to give us a sandwich

I love grocery store self-checkout. It makes me feel like a thief, a cashier, and a magician with trust issues all at once.

I finally found a good use for chatGPT

Question for the lawyers: Is it legal to shout "I'M SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER WENT WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS" at the masked federal agents occupying our streets?

I just received an application to do a masters degree on the ethics of AI. According to gptzero, about 60% of the application was generated by AI.

Sing now of the heros of the people