They're really going to go full Horst Wessel, aren't they?

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

Proposal for how to fix family wise error rates. For every uncorrected p value you must add an extra letter to the claim. “Eating chocolate maaaaaaaaay be associated with lower rates of stroke”

merry as-many-citations-this-year-as-all-of-last-year day to all those who celebrate

Cool how the Vice President (not a real job) has the time to livestream (also not a job) threats to destroy the lives of people with actual jobs

I am advertising two PhD positions in philosophy -- one for a domestic student, one for an international student. Both positions are 1 + 3 years, meaning that the first year is an MRes and the next three years are for the PhD. www.mq.edu.au/research/phd...

at least two of these things are true

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

fighting words are not protected speech

I would read an academic murder book in which the murder was solved by reading the syllabus

if it happens, we all know jd vance is a suspect here considering what happened to pope francis

I had a great chat about how studying philosophy can make people better thinkers with @mvazquez.bsky.social, @markalfano.bsky.social, Deborah Mower, and Heather Battaly. Thanks to @apaphilosophy.bsky.social for hosting and making the recording available! www.apaonline.org/mpage/benefi...

There's a reason NWA never recorded a song titled "Fuck the Fire Department"

Cracker Barrel? I hardly know her.

Isn’t Cracker Barrel’s real problem that they serve bad food?

Doctor: You’ve got moxie, kid. Me: Aww, thanks doc! Doctor: And also gonorrhoea.

It's actually so funny that you have a cloth mother and I have a wire mother. No im like not even mad it's literally just funny. No like I love her cold metal frame. Yeah I got used to it really quick and actually I like it even better than I would like cloth mother I think. No like actually

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Thomas Kinkade .gif

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when i was a kid, we went to Hershey Park and my friend kicked a giant Reese's peanut butter cup right in the butt, and i bring that up because i think it should be legal to do that to cops

one guy even tried to give us a sandwich

I love grocery store self-checkout. It makes me feel like a thief, a cashier, and a magician with trust issues all at once.

I finally found a good use for chatGPT

Question for the lawyers: Is it legal to shout "I'M SORRY ABOUT WHATEVER WENT WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS" at the masked federal agents occupying our streets?

I just received an application to do a masters degree on the ethics of AI. According to gptzero, about 60% of the application was generated by AI.

Sing now of the heros of the people

Free meals for life at the prytaneion for DC sandwich guy seems like an appropriate punishment

Thank you brother

I feel like hitting a cop in riot gear with a floppy subway sandwich is a speech act

But doctor, these are my monkeys, and this is my circus!

Thinking back to that magical moment when Steven Pinker paid his grad student to block the social media accounts of everyone who clowned on him when was revealed he was in Epstein's inner circle and rode the Lolita Express. My offense was referring to him as "Peven Stinker." Halcyon days.

I THREW THE SANDWICH But I did not throw the panini

What are they teaching in schools these days. Are they still saying that the government has three branches and all that

Another thought on this thread is the importance of good science journalism and popular writing on new science. Responsible internal mechanisms governing scientific expertise are great, but if scientists' results are exaggerated or misinterpreted in pop press, public trust can still be broken.

I'm sandwich boy, and so is my wife!

Eve: “God, you made us always too cold or too hot!” Adam: “well, not me. I feel fine” Eve: “WHAT THE FUCK”

Can LLMs reason by analogy like humans? We investigate this question in a new paper published in the Journal of Memory and Language (link below). This was a long-running but very rewarding project. Here are a few thoughts on our methodology and main findings. 1/9

I ran my usual "what would you want people to say about you at your funeral?" exercise at a talk recently and someone actually said "punctual." Respect.

facts may not care about your feelings, but my feelings care about your facts

slopaganda in the news www.bostonglobe.com/2025/07/29/n...

🎶 just sit right back and you'll hear a tale / a tale between two pedophiles / one is dead and the other wants to fuck his oldest daughter / here on Epstein's Isle 🎶

Do you have a promising student who might want to work on trust and mistrust, especially when it comes to climate stuff? Mix of philosophy, data science, and trying to keep us all alive. dailynous.com/2025/07/10/p...

I do think us millennials who wanted to purse non-evil career paths have the right to be a little salty right now

If you could go back in time would you kill Baby Grok?

if you wanna know what caused grok to start spitting out pro hitler/antisemitic replies, it's that grok had its filters loosened to include jack posobiec & breitbart as reliable twitter/news sources (respectively) - you can see here it removed them with a new update after 5pm

Whether it’s liberal tweaking their language to be more gender inclusive or Elon Musk tweaking Grok to say more positive things about Adolf Hitler, both sides have a free speech problem.

After an AI was trained to be anti-woke and within hours it became MechaHitler.

clocking in at my job stealing content and feeding it to the robot and teaching it how to ask for human verification before allowing someone to download the stolen content

I have been looking for an app that allows me to bitch at random people over Bluetooth my entire life, thank you Jack Dorsey for making me whole <taps earpiece> Hold on, I’m being told that I’m mispronouncing the name of this app techcrunch.com/2025/07/07/j...