It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY. lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...

(the whole cabinet standing up one by one Spartacus style) *I* sharted

Live your life so that: -Isaac Chotiner never asks for an interview -Ronan Farrow never investigates you -Tressie McMillan Cottom writes an OpEd about your myopia -Tanehisi Coates never has to come on your podcast to tell you how exactly you're a moron

Code brown

setting aside whether or not trump actually shit himself in that press conference (he did), what do you think the secret service code for the president shitting himself is? i assume it happens often enough with this president that they have one

Nearly eight scarramiccis!

The Open Journals Collective (@ojcollective.bsky.social‬) has just launched and already includes 75 journals! www.openjournalscollective.org/catalogue/?q... I am enthusiastic about the OJC and how well it has been set up to advance diamond (free) open access, working with libraries and funders.

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

Slopaganda in the Guardian @michalk.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Are we sure it was *his* vomit and not antifa vomit?

It's actually illegal to move a cat

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

It was never about tyranny.

Aaaand we're back!! Two Postdocs in Philosophy of Mind (one ot two years), Centre for Philosophical Psychology, University of Antwerp - to work with me! Deadline: March 20, 2026 More info on PhilJobs

We gotta imprison each of these shithead AI ceo's in a different data center like the minotaur

With AI comes the new word for 2026 derived from sloppy propaganda ((SLOPAGANDA). There is so much of it on social media now. www.abc.net.au/btn/classroo...

This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites. The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.

Australian here 👋 Stop saying the tragedy in Sydney demonstrates that strict gun laws don’t work. There were ZERO mass shootings in Australia in the two decades after strict gun laws were passed in 1996. We have so much we need to do, but strict gun laws remain a critical part of the solution.

everyone uses AI to find out who is gay or who is hireable or whatever but why hasn't anyone ever used AI to figure out which fascist has the world's most punchable face?

Instead of speed limits, vehicles (including ebikes) should have momentum limits. Fight me.

I do not eat crab because one day all will be crab. Crab is the final destination for us all. We mustn't eat what we will become, which is crab. Crab is all.

i know what you did not do last summer. you did not clean out the garage like i asked.

Ok I totally misunderstood what pool noodles were, my bad.

day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza

Come hang out in Budapest! summeruniversity.ceu.edu/courses/2026...

Humbled to be part of this work with @musamalik.bsky.social and colleagues. He really did the lion's share of the work and deserves a lot of recognition

My amazing friend and MetaMelb co-director @simine.com has won the 2025 Einstein Foundation Award! @unimelb.bsky.social @psychunimelb.bsky.social and @replicats.bsky.social are so lucky to have you

was thinking of humble bragging, but this is just too cool. Thanks for sharing the news @dailynous.com :)

They line up perfectly.

Wipe your shoulders off

New episode (1177), with Dr. Mark Alfano (@markalfano.bsky.social). We talk about his new book, Nietzsche on Virtue. #Nietzsche #Philosophy #ethics YouTube: youtu.be/U3zQE0-vcxI Podcast: bit.ly/43Cto6d

this is objectively hilarious

and that’s why you get yourself an aloof wife

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.

there is no i in team but there is a u in fuck

Saw some koalas in the wild

You can't make me defend Ronald Reagan. Is this some kind of psy-op?

in which I break your heart (forthcoming in Passion) docs.google.com/document/d/1...

If you're teaching in a classroom and you use the chalkboard/whiteboard, you erase that board after class before you leave

If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo. If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.

LLMs have convincingly demonstrated that coding is the easiest activity, maths is medium hard, and having taste is the hardest

Interview about slopaganda on the ABC Philosophers Zone www.abc.net.au/listen/progr...

Donald trump can still win the Nobel Peace prize if Mike Pence has the courage

new paper on bullshit questions just dropped link.springer.com/content/pdf/...

PSA 🔈Our call for abstracts for EPSSE 2026 is now open! Our 2026 annual conference will be hosted in Germany by Universität Eichstätt-Ingolstadt on 24-26 June 2026 💫 Deadline for abstracts on all things philosophy of emotions: 1 December 2025 www.epsse.org/call-for-abs...