As a Strayan, this one always gets me.

The way I feel about “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is similar to how I feel about my favorite verses of the Bible.

Slept in my Neil Finn t-shirt and woke up in a crowded house

Trump: “We’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When somebody’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people. I couldn’t care less, I’ll fight to the end for them.”

Trump is making a speech about Iran in less than an hour, and we don't know if he's going to claim that we won the war, or announce that we're sending in ground troops, or to say that they lost Iran, like literally cannot find it anymore, Pete got blackout drunk and lost the maps

What a fucking shot holy shit

LMAO THERE COULD BE NO CLEARER INDICATOR THAT BLUESKY IS FOR OLD PEOPLE Remember to take your blood pressure meds today, peepaws and meemaws

Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

Shout-out to every other Gen Xer that was holding their breath the entire time for the first five mintues of the launch For r e a s o n s

Whooo she’s up!

This needs to be in every advertisement in every retirement community in America

Today's the day.

Is there a term for this www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/w...

Happy trans day of visibility, here is a wrasse design I made awhile ago because all wrasses change sexes as they age.

As a rule, people asking for "lists of Jews" are the very ones who should never get a "list of Jews."

Sucks to be you guys in the rightwing rural astroturf group, Groundswell, huh? You just got screwed over by your own Party!! I wonder how many farmers will remember this on Election Day and spoil their ballot paper with this message... (4/4)

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social

Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?

I hate it when people misuse the word “decimate” and one tenth of me will die on this hill

So we are at the syphoning petrol from parked cars stage and this government is talking about communism. At this point we need a snap election.

If this is where the US ends up, the Trump administration is waving the white flag. Nothing about Iranian nukes, nothing about keeping the Strait open and free, nothing about regime change. A strategic waste and failure of historic proportions.

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

It's actually becoming offensive how much of what should be clear public communication in a looming crisis is actually campaign messaging about how they won't do what those other guys did during Covid.

yes

That's right

I mean there it is.

Me in 2024. Today everybody on Twitter is screaming that Claude is blowing through its limits faster than ever. The subprime AI crisis begins…

"Why don't they just take the bus?" Because if a cleaner misses a 5:30 a.m. connection, they don't just "log on late." They lose a shift. They might lose a client. They lose a day's wages. A "Ghost Bus" is a minor annoyance for some; for others, it's a disciplinary risk.

My grand theory of how the National Party sucks at governing is that because they think they are just naturally better at it, the only thing they feel they need to put effort into is differentiating themselves from the previous govt. If they do that, the results will take care of themselves

I don't think I've ever seen a government experience this much Finding Out in its first term. It's not just bad decisions plus bad luck, but a very specific kind of decisions where they trade away costs that they could blame on Labour for risks that are squarely blamed on them.

I wrote some stupid, angry jokes about the stupid, angry video game layoffs this week.

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

The way the Iranians are trying to use the market against Trump is just wild. It is a real weak spot!

But you still have to pay more if you’re celiac! 🤣 Cute clip though

Reminder that the reason you're seeing so much weird Chappell Roan news is that just a few weeks ago she fired her Epstein-adjacent agent, Casey Wasserman. Wasserman is still the chairman of the 2028 LA olympics, but has started stepping back from his ad agency.

My favorite new booster talking point is the chart showing how fast these companies raised their valuations, as if this is an indication of anything outside of venture psychosis

One of the pieces of worldbuilding in Peter Hamilton's entertaining & also batshit implausible Night's Dawn trilogy that actually stuck with me was him postulating that if demand for power kept skyrocketing, even with clean electricity the waste heat from its use would cause climate change. Welp.

This feels weird. A lot of reporting is sounding very much like "how long will this take to get back to normal" when there's no sign in the short term that normality will return at all It's like 2020 Covid reporting

Spain invested heavily in clean energy over the last 6 years. Now, as gas prices rise, Spain has some of the lowest electricity costs on the continent. In August 2025, Spain used zero coal — just 10 years ago it powered 25% of the country. This is what energy independence actually looks like. 🌎

The conservation of wildlife and ecosystems requires active and informed management. The world’s ecosystems are mostly too fractured to rely on setting some land aside and leaving it be.

Big game hunting has been and remains an important tool of wildlife conservation in Africa and any attempt to ban it without replacing the funding it provides would be bad for wildlife.

There are a lot of jobs that are essential to a company's operations while generating exactly $0 of revenue.

"Do you know why a shark keeps moving?"

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics

A remarkable photo from #NoKings in DTLA from Connor Sheets of @latimes.com www.latimes.com/california/l...