the very pathetic truth is that all the fuckers writing 'harris lost by running on the left' op-eds would, if she had ran the exact same campaign but won, be writing 'harris won by rejecting the left' op-eds instead. they're not honest people

The new AI-powered Wikipedia competitor falsely claims that pornography worsened the AIDS epidemic and that social media may be fueling a rise in transgender people.

Just in case anyone doesn’t know how politics work in the US when elections aren’t happening, we’re basically being starved because the republicans have locked all the food behind door labeled “delete Medicaid and end trans healthcare to open.”

"Witness the joy that I can only find from being your problem" the sheer magnitude of conservative projection

Joe Rogan is confusing measles with chicken pox

Centrists and anti-anti-Trumpers said for years that the first eight words in this headline were a ridiculous notion that only people with severe TDS would waste any energy worrying about. And yet here we are. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The official USDA site is blaming trans people for SNAP benefits expiring.

HOLY SHIT

1. Last week, there were 3 Trump corruption scandals in 4 days that would define any other presidency. Most people are probably not even AWARE of all three scandals. 🧵

It’s too bad only farmers are people and not librarians or artists or healthcare workers or researchers.

okay what crimes is he fleeing

how does Sunday sound?

lol Platner is ex-Blackwater wrap it up, fuck this obvious plant

absolutely insane that "national politics" and "your cost of living / inflation / healthcare / corruption" are separate questions

Gee, I can’t imagine why…

Why do you blymp me up (Blymp me up) Buttercup, daddy Just to let me down? (Let me down) And mess me around

skub

Day 62 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

Either this ends with some sort of truth and reconciliation process where a very large number of people go to prison for a very long time or we will take a short pause and then start doing it again, but worse.

I look at this and, this may make me evil, but I feel hope. I hope as many chuds as possible believe this shit and do everything they can to follow it.

I spend all this time trying to figure out what the master plan is, and it always hits me: nothing. Just conspiracy brain worms all the way down. And the most smug self-righteousness as Kennedy and cronies destroy over a century of concerted scientific effort and hard work.

I need anyone who still thinks that we can go back to the world we knew to understand something: The people in charge are all criminals. They have everything to lose if we return to the old world, and all the power and motivation needed to make sure that doesn't happen.

So they have hundreds of millions just lying around that they’ll never miss to give to the government programs immediately, is what they’re announcing

all you get now are bad combinations of: they're stupid you're stupid they think you're stupid they're stupid for how stupid they think you are

Love Bernie, loved him since long before anyone outside Vermont knew his name. He'd come to my high school on the reg and just talk on social studies class like it was nothing. It's time for Grandpa to retire. He and Jane have had long and successful careers as public servants. Hang it up.

Seriously, so many people think that benefits are wasted money, but even ignoring the direct improvements (people get to eat that otherwise would not have!), it is essentially monthly government stimulus keeping our economy going. Turning that tap off has tremendous knock-on effects.

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

Not just audio - youtu.be/yJwtUxGpU6M?...

It’s audio from a recording that’s existed since the 80s. Someone from his inner circle is telling him it was AI. The man has no idea what is going on day today. He only knows what the people around him tell him.

If you haven't looked through your moderation settings lately you probably should. Unless you think bsky moderation has a good handle on what 'rude' means lmao

read this shit if you want to genuinely believe in America for at least the minute or two that it takes to read

They're already trying to rename the Epstein Ballroom

feel like the only reason this managed opposition motherfucker would bend the knee like this is if the polling is *insanely* good www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I am just so fucking proud of her.

when will folks understand that the “ignore them and they’ll just go away” mentality is a) in many ways what got us here and b) the path to even further destruction?? we *have to* engage with what they’re doing

Like IBM selling punch cards. You can always count on big business to cash in on genocide.

A lot of people can’t read, and even more read like a LLM; they see a few cues and then respond to what they guess is being said.

the use case for crypto

👯‍♂️

WHAT. ARE. WE. DOING.

bro holy shit

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

I could honestly write a whole essay ranting about my opinions behind this one... I have Strong Feelings about the dominance of Shakespeare in our media-analysis training (ie English in schools and universities) at a time when we are all going insane with online disinformation

Extremely funny that INFOWARS has agreed not to publish anything without the explicit consent of the US government

I guess credit cards have started maxing out

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"Win" what, in order to accomplish what, for whom.

We’ve updated our story with an additional comment provided by the United States Justice Department.