Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

I bought snowball molds and made a mini snowman village. I brought the children over to see the cuteness. They were so excited! Then they took turns being Godzilla and eating the snow men from the village in one bite or crushing them.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Today I am making a pie off of vibes and a premade pie crust. Wish me luck!

My sister wrote a children's book series! It is sweet and inclusive and the art is crazy cool. She hand crafted each page with recycled materials. Check out Among the Moss and Mushrooms by Mel Rise. a.co/d/0bwDl4m

Which donut do you go for? Flavors are: cake donuts in original, glazed chocolate dipped, chocolate glazed, red velvet, apple cinnamon, blueberry, black and white cookie. Traditional yeast donuts in cookies and cream, fruity pebbles glazed, strawberry sprinkle glazed, and vanilla glazed

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Northern Lights says "Trans Rights."

Mood

Next weekend (Sun, Nov 16), I'll be at the 2025 New York Jewish Book Festival, hosted by the Museum of Jewish Heritage to discuss SPINNING SILVER with Michal Schick at 11:30 AM, with a signing to follow. The festival is free to attend with registration - sign up at mjhnyc.org/events/20...

I bought a new charger for the drill battery because I couldn't find the old one. I unpacked it and then got distracted. Now I can't find it. Help.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Undocumented immigrants don't get SNAP benefits. Thet should, though, if they need it. Making people starve to death is fucking evil. Going across an imaginary line is not.

I was the first dino queen to vote today #NYCEarlyVoting

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet

My daughter refused to drink cough syrup so I started playing this open.spotify.com/track/2Swozb... She was not impressed with my culture.

The same Supreme Court that said it is unreasonable to consider race when giving kids access to education, has said it's reasonable to consider race when looking to remove someone from the country. Funny how that works.

The secret to cooking is realizing you have no retirement funds or Healthcare system so you may as well eat bacon and butter and enjoy what years you do have

🎶all I want is a nap somewhere🎶 🎶 far away from the hot summer air 🎶 🎶 with no children anywhere🎶 🎶 oh wouldn't it be loverly🎶

“The typical female pet owner spends more time actively engaged with her pet than she spends in face-to-face contact with friends of her own species.” The pet lives in her house, DEREK. Do you think that female pet owner has to text her cat, who is in her house, 15 times to make plans, DEREK

When you're caring for a child you HAVE to make it work in the immediate present in a way that simply does not have a parallel in most of the rest of the adult world. You can't drop the ball, even if everything is wrong and none of it is your fault.

Currently trying to start my claims process for the 11.5 hour flight with @iberia-lae.bsky.social that ended up being 58 hours. I need to log claims for EU entitled compensation, our missing bag compensation, and reimbursement for hotels and ubers. The website for logging the claims is broken.

This article is the one that probably comes closest to my own thoughts at this point in time, not only in the current action in Gaza but the long-term implications for Israel. It's written by a Israeli-American and a professor of genocide studies. Gift article. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/o...

My full special premieres on YouTube this Friday at 8pm (eastern time)! I'll be in the chat chatting, but you can also just watch!

It should go without saying but historically people who propose denaturalization are not, as my grandfather would say, good for the Jews

We see this in DEI polling too. Diversity is popular. People who live among diversity like it. People who work in places with DEI like it. The people who hate it are the ones who don’t experience it at all.

I think you should leave, Zibby

seems like no. he should get a CAT that lives in city hall or wherever his office is. so people can come PET that CAT. like a bodega cat but in an office. and he should name it something cute and get it a little cushion to rest on. just my 2 cents

Brad Lander told NY1 at Mamdani’s party that what Democrats need to decide right now is whether to be “fighters or folders” and yes he should immediately mount a primary challenge to Chuck Schumer

NY Democratic machine genuinely befuddled after the charismatic, talented person with good ideas defeated the sex pest fuck-up with name recognition

I wouldn't want to be the gas pedal on the car Andrew Cuomo drives back to his home not in New York City tonight.

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Me: Why am I always so tired? Reality: Here’s a list of prolonged traumas that are affecting you, or those you love, or your fellow human beings, and you feel unable to make any direct changes. Me: Nah, the problem must be me.

Watching The Little Mermaid as a kid: I’m Ariel! I’m 16 and I’m going to marry a handsome prince! Watching The Little Mermaid as an adult: I’m Ursula. Some under-qualified white man usurped my throne, took my trident, and now I practice witchcraft.

When I get told the menu is a QR code:

Happy International Women's Day. For all women. All of them. That one, too. She counts if she says she counts. And if she says she's not a woman, RESPECT THEIR PRONOUNS. 🖤🖤🖤

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

The trouble is, once I started imagining they were taking selfies I couldn’t unsee it

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

alright you wanna know how to support trans people? hire them. It's REALLY hard already for visibly trans people to get jobs, even before this shit. Support places that have trans people working front of house, and make sure owners know that's part of why you're there.