MOTHER’S DAY FOR MOTHERS, ALL CRIME IS LEGAL

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Happy Passover, Chag Pesach Sameach, and a Zissen un Koshern Pesach!

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. Pick your fix and vote here: nyc.gov/madness

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Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today. I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

The current state of my life is I have on a tiara. I do not remember putting it on, but I have definitely just worn it while grocery shopping, taking out compost, and doing laundry.

as a life-long Star Wars fan: the math checks out.

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

A frozen river sunset is not a bad thing at all.

When he gave the Grammy to that young boy who made everyone think of Liam…even if that wasn’t actually Liam, it was just the perfect way of cutting through all the bullshit. Every kid impacted by this administration’s cruelty is another Liam.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

Listen: because I am hearing this a lot from folks who are in caregiving roles with disabled, sick, dying folks, elders, or children in their care: You are not unable to do anything or unable to take action. Care work IS justice work

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

This is your reminder that Hungarian-Jewish scientist George de Hevesy dissolved two Nobel Prizes in aqua regia to keep them out of the hands of the Nazis. He then left the dissolved solution on his shelf and fled to Sweden. (After the war he un-dissolved the gold and the prizes were re-cast.)

This is going to be so good for so many families. It's really beautiful to consider what can be accomplished when we use tax money to fund social services instead of murder squads.

AOC: What we saw today was a criminal murder a woman while she was trying to flee for her life. What we saw today was a manifestation of every American’s worst nightmare: their government turning into a tyranny.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the moment you put the laundry out on a surface to fold it, the cat will curl up in the most inconvenient spot.

We are a rogue state, run by a dictator, and the international community should treat us as such including all appropriate economic and diplomatic sanctions

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

Thank you @jackiev.bsky.social for this Tater fan art

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.

I bought snowball molds and made a mini snowman village. I brought the children over to see the cuteness. They were so excited! Then they took turns being Godzilla and eating the snow men from the village in one bite or crushing them.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

Today I am making a pie off of vibes and a premade pie crust. Wish me luck!

My sister wrote a children's book series! It is sweet and inclusive and the art is crazy cool. She hand crafted each page with recycled materials. Check out Among the Moss and Mushrooms by Mel Rise. a.co/d/0bwDl4m

Which donut do you go for? Flavors are: cake donuts in original, glazed chocolate dipped, chocolate glazed, red velvet, apple cinnamon, blueberry, black and white cookie. Traditional yeast donuts in cookies and cream, fruity pebbles glazed, strawberry sprinkle glazed, and vanilla glazed

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Northern Lights says "Trans Rights."

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Next weekend (Sun, Nov 16), I'll be at the 2025 New York Jewish Book Festival, hosted by the Museum of Jewish Heritage to discuss SPINNING SILVER with Michal Schick at 11:30 AM, with a signing to follow. The festival is free to attend with registration - sign up at mjhnyc.org/events/20...

I bought a new charger for the drill battery because I couldn't find the old one. I unpacked it and then got distracted. Now I can't find it. Help.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

Undocumented immigrants don't get SNAP benefits. Thet should, though, if they need it. Making people starve to death is fucking evil. Going across an imaginary line is not.

I was the first dino queen to vote today #NYCEarlyVoting

POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet