1.5 million copies sold! Thank you for showing up to the launch of 007 First Light, for your overwhelming enthusiasm and for sharing your experience with the game. Play our re-imagined James Bond origin story today and #EarnTheNumber. Available now. bit.ly/007FirstLigh... #007FirstLight

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

Home Depot and the estate of Stan Lee have announced a new partnership to bring Lee back through the incredible power of a shovel

Katie Miller is beefing with my fiancée on twitter and it has backfired badly for Miller because — and this might not be popular to say on here, but — my fiancée is way hotter

my god

Coach Jason Eck as Tony Soprano in the New Mexico Lobos schedule release.

SCHWEEN ROAST, featuring music from: Jackson Perkins, Perkins Jackson, Ivar Mectin, Trav, Trav-Trav, Travis von Travis, Brumpo Tungus, Gwot Moab, Torrrrrrrv!

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

at the risk of oversimplifying, i do not find it especially surprising that a full ten years into the era of donald trump dominating our politics, americans find ourselves angry, bitter, cynical and resentful no matter our material conditions.

What where even is this? Who's the master in charge? who on earth thinks this is funny? This violates a half-dozen different ethical standards for children's martial arts even in this short clip. I want names so I can have them stripped of their rank.

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

I saw chaos inside and outside of the ICE detention center Delaney Hall today. Detainees protesting the lack of due process, the disgusting food and poor treatment while their families and advocates stood outside calling for help. 1/4

They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

WEMBY FROM THE LOGO TO END THE HALF!!!!!

This is a real problem that happens sometimes

El Sharaawy sending Roma into champion’s league for the first time in like a decade with his last goal for the club. Like a fucking movie

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Wilfried Zaha will depart Charlotte FC this summer when his loan expires and he becomes a free agent. Zaha, 33, had 13g/14a in 46 matches over a year and a half. Charlotte will have one DP spot open this summer now.

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

I live in a county that went 81% for Trump, in a representative district that hasn't gone blue in nine decades, in a state with a gerrymandered GOP supermajority, in a country run by a kleptocrat and his compliant Republican cronies, but sure, I live in a bubble because I'm on fucking Bluesky

we all deserve happiness like this

i was visiting a neighborhood bar in boston when a roving gang of elite college professors strode in acting like they owned the place. they saw me ordering a domestic lager and shouted "this motherfucker's not chasing novel gustatory experiences!" and started beating me with heavy wooden rulers

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

🇺🇸 BREAKING: United States World Cup roster info, per sources w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social ✅ Players informed they are IN - Gio Reyna - Seb Berhalter - Brenden Aaronson - Mark McKenzie - Matt Turner ❌ Players informed they are OUT - Diego Luna - Zavier Gozo www.nytimes.com/athletic/730...

"To say that Gabbard disgraced herself and her office is both a dramatic understatement and also perhaps the only true qualification she had for working in the second Trump presidency." Check out @swin24.bsky.social and @andrewperez.bsky.social on Tulsi's resignation. zeteo.com/p/breaking-t...

Hearing incoming from multiple sources that something appears to be fixing to pop off this weekend.

Our Coca-Cola Send-Off Match against Germany is officially SOLD OUT! We'll see you in Chicago on June 6th!

i'd say turn off your light but you clearly aren't reading

NEW: Bungie is planning a significant layoff following the end of Destiny 2's development. Destiny 3 is NOT in active production. Some Bungie staff are pitching and prototyping new ideas including Destiny games, but none are yet greenlit. Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Geniuses of Russian marketing. An ad for the Russian military contract reads: "A job for real men." The name of the bus stop: "Meat Processing Plant." Perfect.

Wait WHAT

Dillon Brooks & Underdog teamed up to drop an ‘UNETHICAL HOOPS’ SGA Operation game 😭😭😭 I can't... 😭😭😭 #NBA

i’ve seen screenshots of kyle busch invoking the constitution to complain about NASCAR being mean to him but the full clip is breathtaking. he had the greatest villain run in american sports this century and i’m not taking counter suggestions

I just spent $15 at Taco Bell and it was fine because I’m a grownup: AMA

HOLY SHIT!

my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED

THE 22 YEAR WAIT IS OVER. ARSENAL ARE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!

I think this take crashed bluesky

fundamentally unjust in their founding, always playing the victim, claiming underdog status despite their materially dominant position - sorry but they might be cooking with this one

Sir, another graduation ceremony in which the students booed AI has dropped. "College graduates were pissed after their school used AI to announce graduates’ names and missed hundreds of names" (via @/FearedBuck on Twitter)

I have prayed at the Islamic Center of San Diego. Like me, the Muslim-Americans who were targeted today pray for peace, for the future of their kids, for a better tomorrow. That’s what we all hope and pray for. 1/

NEW: Some say Sam Sarver is still crushing Modelos around the PayPal Park pitch. Plus! Guilherme the entertainer, Miami finds a Nu start in Phil Neville's return, a Jabulani homage, and where Orlando needs Griezmann the most in this Monday's MLS column: www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Ukrainian tennis player Elina Svitolina won her third Italian Open title tonight. She defeated Coco Gauff. Congratulations, Elina! 🇺🇦

Saving this as reference for the next time the Brits get frisky about accurate assessments of the dire state of British “food”. (1/2)

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

Let it be clear: you are wanted here.

Joe: I am a 73 year-old retired mechanic in Forsberg, Nebraska. My 3 biggest problems are Iran's uranium enrichment capability, the casting of Helen in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey," and the ability of Tennesseeans to check out "Roots" from a library 1000 media outlets: can we please talk at length

Internal AutoZone memo: “.. We’re facing the largest supply shortage of lubricating fluids in the modern history of America. Realistic, middle-of-the-road estimates are for our average available supply in this product category to drop by 40%.” (via Costa Oil) #$AZO