This tank top is getting too tight!

Omg omg. The house showing went well from Tuesday and apparently the potential buyers said it’s between my house and another!!! 🤞🏼 I need all the good thoughts please 🫂😃 This is literally my biggest hurdle for me being able to move on with my life.

if you’re having trouble pissing try putting a dildo in your ass

y'wanna watch a carTOOOON... on th' TELEvision?!?!?! :D

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Guess who’s turning her cartoon into a comic? Yeah, it’s kind of cool. I think we’re all allowed to be a little excited 💅🏼

On next week's episode, we finally chat about the GOAT.

Morning.

No nudes only noodles. Welcome back to another episode of Dolly Can Cook. On today's episode we're going to learn: Boxed Mac and Cheese. First you grab a pot-

I'll never respect the national anthem again after this year. Unfollow if you don't like that.

Wow. Haven't animated something so unabashedly horny in quite a while. 🧘‍♂️

Me in December when I just want to go to Walmart and grab literally 4 things so I don't have to deal with Christmas shoppers, but end up having to deal with them anyway...

I also meet a lot of active, happy, engaged seniors. I love asking them what their secret is, and it's always two things: 1: Stay moving. At a certain you either stretch or walk daily or you can't move. Start NOW. 2: Sometimes to care about. Garden. Grandkids. Pets. Doesn't matter.

I have so much art I received I just forgot to ever post... I should post it all eventually lol

I ran out of sandwich bags so I gotta use plastic wrap and now I gotta circumcise my sandwich later.

Well, movies were nice while they lasted.

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This is a reminder that this account is mainly a porn account and please don't follow if you don't want to see porn.

I deserve a cum video with the sound on and face in camera. I want to see all the facial expressions you make while thinking of me.

I love people watching at the airport…

look i don't have to explain my penis to you

Oh shit look at this football game

everyone loves my pomeranian but what about my other dog. you know. the 265-year-old danish labradoodle with a fat ass

people who genuinely hate chihuahuas and cats are real spooky..

You could always tell who my mom really loved by which cookies she gave them at Christmas.

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So fucking horny, came like 3 times today

lighting study 🖤

guess who got bit by the new cat

Cold shot after cold shot in much of 🇨🇦🇺🇸 whilst UK/Europe is set to see unusually mild temperatures into next week. Bah humbag.

This things I would do to this man … would fog up that mirror for sure 🫠🫶🏻

The best way to suck my dick is to get me talking about my interests/passions beforehand and just let me yap at you while you choke on it 💖

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I don't want to alarm anyone, but my supper isn't going viral, so all the replies are completely normal. 👀

i wish i was a crunch wrap supreme

Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.

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I put coffee and eggs with mushrooms and roasted red pepper in me and started making a spicy middle easternish soup. Next is cupcakes.

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Never underestimate my willingness to delete a post just because it broke containment and the replies are annoying me. I don't care if you liked the movie more and no, this is not my first time watching.

December's full moon: The Cold Moon.

remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again