I love when you land and the airport and it’s like they are fucking shocked you arrived. No ground crew ready to taxi us to the gate. It’s almost midnight. We are the only fucking plane. I can’t….

My flight currently 😂

Heard some on here like hand pics 🙃

😏😂

G’nite sexy babies. Thirsty dreams 🖤🖤

Also noted: people on Bluesky like posts about pork chops 😂😂😂

I’m leaving on a jet plane ✈️

You ever see a dude bro in the wild and just be like…yep, chode

I love people watching at the airport…

Already an old fashioned and g & t in as I wait to head to the airport… Wanna play? ngl.link/mercwithamou...

Give me all the thigh creases 🤤🫠

Boop 🤓 Rocking the Nike Court Shot’s today ☺️

Hahaha also love that I said fuck toy animal 😂😂😂

Love when people are eating fucking chips and chewing with their mouth open while smacking their lips. Like, what the fuck toy animal.

Truer words have never been spoken 😏

Let’s have a great day, shall we? 🤓

Ope 🤓

But I don’t wanna get up on this thigh Thursday….

Gnite sexy babies. Fun dreams 🖤🖤

I also might have a slight allergy to pork but, fuck it, it was too good not to eat 😂

Same 😛

My pork chop at dinner had cider glazed apples on it and it was fucking amazing 🤤🤤🤤🤤

I keep my promises 😏

Boop 🤓 And rocking my gingerbread man socks and brown suede Vans ☺️

I dunno, that one time I broke ice with a hoe it ended up 10/10 😛

Can’t spell cunt without Joni

Let’s have a good day, shall we? 🤓

😏

I really do love Wednesdays 😏🤤🫠🍑

Waistline Wednesday?

Yeah, I love music…can you tell? 😂 Not sure what “freak folk” is but it tracks haha. Also, Matt Maeson’s new album is THE album of the year. So fucking good 🖤

Wagon on this Wednesday? Ok, fine…

I’m exhausted. G’nite sexy babies. Fun dreams. 🖤🖤

Finally all settled at the hotel. I’m tired haha

Never forget 🤓

I’m heading to the Big D….wanna come? 😏

It’s not the world I thought at 17 or 22….. open.spotify.com/track/2RJnW5...

Ted really took “gobble gobble” to heart….right on Trumps tiny dick

I’m leaving on a jet plane ✈️

Boop 🤓

Let’s have a good day, shall we? 🤓

Guess who got the Krampus SB Dunk Lows? Yep, this guy 🤓

Something about tummy Tuesday? 🙃

I don’t wanna get up

G’nite sexy babies. Fun dreams 🖤🖤

The Cavs did in fact #LetEmKnow🐸

What if you just scratched all my itch spots..

Bored… ngl.link/mercwithamou...

Oh, hey there 😏🤓

Happy Neck Deep Month 🖤🖤 open.spotify.com/track/4oVdhv...