Tonight's nomz. Pepper crusted breaded baked pork loin 🍖 Herbed roasted mini red potatoes 🫒🥔 Garlic sautéed green beans and mushrooms 🧄🥬🍄 Well

Heckin coooooooooookkkkkkkkkkking time!

Vine is apparently coming back. You have no idea how much passive-aggressive brainrot I have in store for you.

I would be 100% okay knocking technology back to the past so hard this would be the pinnacle of a cell phone.

I love how I keep getting some rando Maryland woman calling and leaving voicemails about being from some "consumer tax agency" or something and how I apparently have owed taxes and how she can help resolve the debt. Yeah, my scam hag, no.

Jackal got COVID vax today and *four* other vax all at once. Go get your vax.

AI has me wanting to abandon microcontrollers and go back to making electronics with nothing but discrete analog components

I am now a flea courtesy @tartii.com. Thanks so much! Everyone, go give them love!

Just wait until early next year when Americans' economic prospects still haven't improved and they mostly face huge credit card debt from holiday spending with 20% to 39% interest rates. They're going to sour on orange-twat-goblin even more.

welcome to the club, wolves

The whole stock market surges and NVidia doing so well is bc all these other tech companies keep pumping money into it. It would be funny AF if NVidia goes Enron (look it up, young ones) and takes out most of big tech with it.

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

Jackal got ALL the vaccines! Got influenza earlier this fall. And now, I just got... ✅ COVID-19 booster ✅ Pneumonia ✅ Hep-B ✅ HPV (3rd dose) ✅ Tetanus ALL the vaccines!!!

Vaccine time!!!!

making some originals for mff (unless they get offers here?)

no no no, im not falling for that one again

New and exciting things to stick in your mouth

Dell laptops running so hot, they cook hot dogs now

It's ever amusing to me how randos don't get that I am not a man with a plan. I just exist and do basically whatever I want to include getting paid to do just that.

Please let the NVidia earnings report come in way under expectations.

According to Fox news, 15, 16, and 17 year olds are "adults" now. 🤨

Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it

WHAT THE GOD DAMN FUCK MAN?

For the new onlookers, yes, I seriously believe government should not exist.

Furry fighting for a seat in U.S. Congress! Article below. BlueSky mods have banned his account here for no apparent reason.

Nothing would bring me more holiday cheer than the AI bubble bursting in conjunction with terrible "Black Friday" sales so that I can enjoy the tech bros' and CEOs' shrieks all holiday season long.

Colleagues take like 6 months to fathom a project. I develop one while taking a shower. Why I have like a dozen sets of data I haven't analyzed. I just write IRB crap then get data constantly.

World gets to deal with me like my annoying colleagues bc I'm best on the planet since 1998, and my employer f'n knows it.

Donald Trump is no president. He's a fraud and grotesque slob. Anyone who thinks otherwise is even more a disgusting oaf. So there's that.

Got notice our community irrigation system is going offline tomorrow for repairs. Jackal is running it now despite that being against our schedule. Last time they did repairs it was out for 5 months. I'm not letting our garden roach out over their incompetence.

One day I'm touring US Congress and will wizz off the balcony on that trash pit.

Florida's republicans are on about eliminating taxes including all property tax. We don't have income tax. Good. When there's budget deficit, defund the damn sheriff and send that odious Grady Judd to unemployment.

I really hate capitalism, the 2020s, people who waste my f'n time, loser ass whiny colleagues, flakey people, republicans (of course), monopolistic grocery chains, the entire planet, non-toll Florida highways, and meetings.

Dammit Kroger is ending operations in Florida for the new year. I'm not paying GD $200 a week for Publix or dealing with driving to Aldi. Jackal getting a chest freezer and Costco membership.

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

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Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures

Just 5x more days of classes plus 1x final exam this semester before I have winter break freeeeeeeedooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!

every author in the class action, please file the claim.

Yep. Atop this, Florida's ridiculous legislature is requiring us to scrutinize any textbook and clearly post in the syllabus which "woke" pages students can skip and won't be tested on. My solution? I've stopped using all textbooks. www.chronicle.com/article/secr...

Take a break from doomscrolling. #birds #art #timelinecleanse #painting #kingfisher #icon #peace

I frankly hope my university systems get knocked offline bc then I won't be able to work and can just go home like, "yeah, no point in just sitting here like an office chair. Bye!"

Nothing would bring me more holiday cheer than the AI bubble bursting in conjunction with terrible "Black Friday" sales so that I can enjoy the tech bros' and CEOs' shrieks all holiday season long.

😂 I'm anticipating the AI bubble burst like a kid awaiting Santa Claus. 😂 www.theguardian.com/business/liv...

I love being stupid! 😺 #comics #webcomic #art

My high school chemistry teacher smothered her hand in hand sanitizer and then lit it on fire to see what would happen. She had to call the nurse.

Message of the Week #MotW “I am worth it.” “I have faith in myself.” “Others do not define me.” “Only I can define myself.” This week, when the going gets tough whether it’s online or offline, carry one of these mantras with you. Even when you fall, the first person to pick you up is you. 1/3

The McFake "President"

Happy birthday to this dipshit

Heckin chili will take another few!!!