I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

idk how many more 2 factor authentications i have left in me

Reaaaaly unhappy with the ugly ass couch but I can’t be bothered to redo it, so it’s part of the character’s lore now. It’s the fox’s fault.

More Biceptember 🖼️: @bezzeroo.bsky.social

kitty, stay! 😤

damn I cant believe its kiss bears week

The engineer who sits next to me always leaves his car windows open and never checks the weather forecast. This works exactly as well as you might imagine.

I’ve got this one work project that never seems to end. The project manager keeps coming back and asking for “just one more thing”. Was supposed to be done and closed out a year ago and just came back again after months of radio silence.

Sunning those cheeks in the last rays of summer~ Plat for @drazgoth.bsky.social ALSO! I have multiple slots open for Platinum Tier~ Discord access, lots of posts, + a guaranteed flat colored pic every month! www.patreon.com/c/MustacheMutt

sharks topping you call that fin dom

Pumpkin 🎃

I know quite a few of you would buy this book

Shaggy Mo is here to stay.

Wonder if the free bible guy near my work is getting raptured or if I’ll see him in his usual spot later this week.

Drew Sambers the party lion for this morning’s pen exercise with the boys! I so badly want to bring whiteout to these sessions, the amount of mistakes I make drives me slightly mad hahaha 🫠

A man rode a bike every day for fun. This is what happened to his body.

Beer belly 🍺 Big daddy Bruno For @rossciaco.bsky.social

Came way too close to having a piercing ripped out last night and now the piercing is swollen and painful. Considering it’s not the first time I may switch my nipple jewelry from horseshoes to closed rings.

drunk horny dads >

www.furaffinity.net/view/62349872/ A request from @spooktoons.bsky.social of my hunky doberman Lance, he's all geared up and ready to play If you'd like to support the artist consider a tip on ko-fi! ko-fi.com/spooktoons

“C’mon dude, no one will see us out here~” An old com from the lovely @shockstk.bsky.social! A personal favorite of mine hehe…

it is the year 2027, the only legal avenue for seeing and sharing porn is through geocaching

Me in the orgy cause I don’t know what to do.

i think i just need a man to hug me and then beat the shit out of me and then kiss me and then call me a slur and then i'll be normal again

good morning

gift for @stellarstag.bsky.social <3

Go find your own booth, champ.

I’ve noticed that several of my younger coworkers don’t know what operating system they use or how to find out.

"Make sure those boots SHINE boy." An old commission, featuring my fursona Sid, and papa bear @foffpharmd.bsky.social Reposting to fix the crop, and because it's been a bit.

It's time for a

Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches

Going to attempt two 5K runs in one week for the first time this week. RIP to my shins I guess.

I’ve been doom scrolling a lot lately and I kinda just want to microwave my phone and never get another.

been super busy

I think dadcat likes what he sees 👀💦 🦊: @monadofox.bsky.social 🎨: @garnetto.com

Cramming to learn a bit of French before traveling to Quebec next month and I’ve had a cold this week so you know I’m hitting those nasal vowels.

"Which countries have lost respect for America since Trump got reelected?"

Scrolling through my timeline and was startled to see my own nudes from a while back

Kinda want to sign up for another 5K run before the cold sets in.

*receives copy from someone over 40* *proceeds to delete all the instances of two spaces after a period*

Commission for Westt

warning

This please

I can't believe a 6 year old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon and we can watch it live

Yikes

Looks like it’s double-donut Wednesday in the office.

I have a cold :( That’s what I get for having fun over the weekend.

born leader 🐶🥰🐺😍🐶 patreon.com/dramamine

Spitroast at the heeler house 🐕