I hope God never finds my sicko furry porn ideas google doc

Commission for Joemoo (4/4)

Do sharks have paws or human feet in the furry universe?

Portrait for @kelitros.bsky.social

I gotta stay on Twitter just to flex on my brother that my gay furry porn account has more followers than his racism/crypto bullshit account. I'm sorry but this is important

I don't understand how anyone can have a shred of patriotism for this country. One again we are killing innocent people and stealing their natural resources. Once again there is no serious political opposition to this, just hand wringing about process. Once again there will be no consequences.

Trying to make my cheetah in zbrush after not touching it in years. Doesn't look great right now but I know I will get there eventually.

let the lord handle that

I looked at my notes app today and it's full of angry rants I never sent. I've spent my entire life angry at people. Now I just draw angry and hateful shit because that is the only emotion that feels real to me lol

A little bit "The Last of Us" vibes for @Ray_The_Cheetah

Commission for Joemoo (3/4)

i'll be long gone

I made the mistake of replying to a Twitter comment and saw it was made by a right wing furry who makes hour long video essays about Anita Sarkeesian in 2025. How do these people still exist? 💀

Commission for Joemoo (2/4)

always knew that one day i'd relate to the way that i am

I will be the first billionaire furry porn artist. I just need to do 27,500 commissions every day for a year. If I improve my process I think I can do it.

I'm all for LGB without the T but the T is peter thiel

random bullshit

Commission for Joemoo (1/4)

A year ago I found out that if you hold alt while using the lasso tool in Photoshop and release your mouse/stylus it turns into the polygonal lasso tool while keeping the current selection. Discovering that honestly changed my life, I use it every day now.

Under fully automated gay space communism everyone would be a 2d animator... But until then someone needs to put a shock collar on me so I don't waste all my time trying to do that shit.

portrait for remi

If anyone has a ticket they are willing to sell for NFC let me know. I really wanna go and see my old friends again. I don't need a room, just a ticket.

Living in the suburbs would be more bearable if everyone around me wasn't trying to convince me that it's actually awesome and metro areas are crime infested hell holes. No, it actually sucks to live in a city that only has one restaurant. You are coping.

painting homework but i turned it into furry exhibitionism porn because i'm mentally ill

Commission for pelzifox

Twitter locked me out of viewing my messages so I can't contact my commissioner. It's been 3 days and still not fixed. Tried clearing my cookies/different browser. Fix your shit Elon I'm begging you

When I was a kid my dad used to give me rolled up honey ham and call them "gator tails". I just went to a party where I made the mistake of thinking that's an actual name for a snack and not just some dumb bullshit my dad made up. "Wtf are gator tails?" I hate him so much lmao

Fox news really ran 2 segments on a 1000 follower furry running for Congress on bluesky instead of addressing the fact that our president is basically a confirmed pedophile.

Kill of the Night 😈

Experimental commission for karidras

started off as a 1 hour paint but ended up spending 3+ hours on it 😢

People who don't use photoshop will never experience the joy of finding all the fun easter eggs they put in to crash the program. Honestly I feel bad for you guys

If you are an amateur porn artist you get contacted by 10,000 different sex toy companies who offer to give you a dildo in exchange for free art. It's awesome how they all collectively decided that porn artists just need dildos to survive.

never getting out of this place

drawing that freaky shit

❄️: @artoriusfrost.bsky.social

for @lukeyfur.bsky.social

doing an hour speed paint every day and this one was the first one good enough to post

Baseball ruined

Commission for Novus

Rage baiting myself by watching painting tutorials and seeing how accurate they are with their color picking and brush strokes

I can't understand the NSFW artists who complain about getting weird/cringe comments on their art. It's literally the best part of posting art. E621 bans those comments but who cares about that garbage website anyway.

Hello, I'm open for commission! These are just guidelines, price may vary depending on the piece. If you are interested, feel free to contact me :D

Portrait commission for @leon-cheetah.bsky.social Thank you very much for the support!