Whee

I gotta say, I went to Dearborn a lot because my friend lived there and I have literally never heard a call to prayer or whatever bs I keep seeing on threads, to which is worse than Twitter in its way

The Gondelman Curse!!!

Dinner

The Baltimore City connect kit is pretty cool IMHO

I don't think I've blocked anyone on IG except my ex and hills dale college which I will not use as a full word so it does not get into my dictionary

ASMR pour les yeux

Beepy bee

🍊 to dumb son 1: sorry can't go to your whateverth wedding, national security! 🍊 IRL:

Ok I got used to pinning a little. Still. I need some better pins though. These are way too short and don't have anything to grab onto

I hate pinning. And cutting. And then pinning again.

There was an attempt

Well, we'll see

Am I there?

I did like most of the rest of the last late show, I just don't have any affinity for the Beatles and I won't apologize for that

I love Colbert but I was entirely underwhelmed by his last guest.

Whatever u make roasted veggies for chompies 🌲

Cumby's, kehd

Okay, this has got to stop. There are SIX toddlers outside right now. They are effectively running a day care co-op on my building's lawn.

Luckily, Colbert picked the correct answer in his questionert, "cats or dogs?"

Hey it's Dary! He works at a diner that serves brefkast! #Letterkenny #Supernatural

Aw, Barney Frank

Go spurs and Knicks fuck the sonic thieves of flyover hell

Lol here comes the kid who tosses the garbage over the fence and then jumps it instead of just walking like a hundred feet to get to the dumpster I would not be jumping fences in this rain

I still think I'm one of those people who are not affected by poison ivy, considering how much of it I trimmed back at my summer job, and everyone except me ended up with it, plus the fact that I know I stepped all in it setting up my hammock a few years back.

Whether it’s Ken Paxton committing multiple felonies or James Talarico ordering a vegetarian taco, both Texas Senate candidates have troubled pasts.

My body is doing that oh you barely slept hope you didn't want to have your temperature regulator working!

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

My brain just woke me up (I was barely at the edges of asleep finally) making me think someone jiggled my door knob but my brain likes fucking with me but anyway aren't I just wakey wakey

Just hanging out in May fully covered and in a balaclava like normal nbd

Damnit I want

Why were lunchbox thermoses so bad in the 80s. All I really ate was soup and I just gave up because it always leaked in my backpack

Called the white hair (in my brain earlier)

Oh man are they not going to address the Scotsman looking at Claire in the window that Frank runs into in the first episode?!? Damnit. #outlander

I remember how disappointed I was when I found out the orient Express only went to Constantinople. Like, that's it?!?

I'm watching young Sherlock and hey, it's Tom Riddle!

Oh god please do not introduce the most annoying little kid in the world as a regular character on 9-1-1

American history documents that EVERY period of Black progress is met with a violent whitelash. From the "how dare they escape to FREEDOM" Fugitive Slave Act and profiteering slave patrollers, to Emancipation and the emergence of the Klan, then Jim Crow after Reconstruction, massacres of 1/

I'm fucked up after watching the movie about the sun dying BECAUSE IT IS WHAT ARE WE no benevolent being would put a sentient creature on this planet

Fuck, Nookie is a fuckin banger don't @ me

Find a bigger one than the one I found in Nahant

Every day I just want my brother's wife's parents to give me their dog he is so dumb happy and drooly in the greatest golden way WUDDAGOOBOY PORDO

I would love to go to a royalty thing and tell the German imposter "royalty" to GFY Unless it was Harry he seems cool

If you don't think unfrozen caveman lawyer is funny, well, I don't know what to tell you

There's a character actor who looks like my mom's gross brother (I think, I haven't seen his disgusting ass since grandma died in 93), and I just realized the actor died 30 years ago, jesus

Bradley Whitford was so unattractive before he went fully zaddy and now? He #cangetit

Kornacki is still the best but I do love CNN's yelly poll guy

I wanted to name Reilly Moonshadow tbh

If the chick in Dutton Ranch dies let me know because then I would actually watch it. Never as happy as when they killed her off in Peaky Blinders