I am watching some local feature on Hudson's, and they just showed the demolition of the flagship store in downtown Detroit in 1998 ... I have a story.

Why does one of my neighbors look like Kevin

Everyone involved in Michigan lotto ads should face a firing squad

Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights are both just ... Bleh, not sorry. Why would you root for any of these characters (not that, I guess, that's a requirement, but I feel like culturally we are supposed to)

It's crazy that my parents 50th anniversary is coming up. I remember the party we had for my grandparents when they hit that in the 90s

Awwww

I once told a boyfriend I liked Gerber daisies. Next time I got flowers? Funereal lilies. *rubs temples*

Jordan Stoltz, the other Quad God

It's a shame, the ones who don't have a chip on their shoulder about this are great

Watching Starfleet Academy and Paul Giamatti just growled out the word spooge. This is a very different Star Trek, is all I'm saying.

My valentine 💔

Fucks sake I just realized that all the times we went to karaoke over that relationship he never even sang anything. Boring. (We did karaoke a lot, RIP Courtside)

Purdy fowers 🌺 for VD

I found the box of letters from college BF but I chickened out, I don't really want to relive that one.

No one loves me as much as Josh Ritter youtu.be/XRnQp2iQDGw?...

Why did I get a letter from Columbia about a data breach? I-- •didn't go there •didn't apply there •??? TF

Even if J Douchebagger Vance wasn't a reprehensible piece of shit, of COURSE the Italians are going to boo him. Fucker killed the Pope!

@katienolan.bsky.social why does Seth Rollins sound like Andy Richter, and I can't unhear it (catching up on podcasts!)

Katie's famous soft baked cookies with triple chips (white, milk, dark) + a single one with butterscotch chips for my boo

Second pot of coffee and I dumped a chai tea bag into the filter. Oh fucking yes.

A comedy where Nvidia and ICE want the same vacant warehouse for vastly different reasons

Movie pitch: an Oceans movie, but they are planning to rob the Louvre and realize holy shit, we can get EVERYTHING

Ooh my estomac needs to process this coffee and my vitamins already

I didn't realize Benedict Bridgerton went for the devil's threesome, nice

It's weird that, in the end, dude*did* look like a lady.

Pretty sure mom is going to buy a car when she gets back from Florida (who knows how long it will take, the last computer purchase took a decade). So I have to make a decision about that. Pros, nicer than mine, less mileage, con is mostly that the gas gauge is broken. But it has air conditioning.

❄️ 🐍

Tullamore

She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th

I wish I could write

I'm so fucking mad my parents didn't let me play the cello

OMG is Pedro Pascal gonna be at the superb 🦉

I asked 4 2 of each FYI

My parents are not perfect people, which thankfully I realized early because I think it's better if you do, but they are nice people who were good parents, and we were lucky

Thx IK

I just saw a dad with his kid just carried upside down like whatever and it was amazing

O noes #suberbOwl

F. Scott Fitzgerald was right about rich people. “They were careless people, Tom and Daisy – they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”

COLD

Wearing my boyfriend's sweatpants and the crotch comes to about my knee

Today in amusing subtitles, also me any time I see my BF

Imagine going to Italy and bringing food from home. Unprecedented depths of loserdom afoot. bsky.app/profile/hock...

Ah yes Kevin Warsh, or as we call him, Kevin Wash

the real halftime show starts when the horse laxatives i put in the dip take effect

He’s picturing Erikkka in front of him

Oh no I listened to all my voicemails

Oh. I just listened to my voicemails. None of them are new. A lot of crying.

Tfw your boy toy leaves you nothing but his grey sweatpants

Found this in a notebook. Pretty sure this was back in 2005 or so.