I see people posting "I've always wanted a sister!" on AITA and not me! I absolutely did not want a sister. The brother was bad enough*. I would have destroyed a sister. *He is fine now, no regrets lol

Do we vote that I make my boyfriend my vacuumer in chief?

fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

Oh no, the first year of Brady doing announcing he was still getting used to it! The horror! Let's complain about Gronk being a lunk but cheer on Bradshaw aka Football Brak!

Lol o noes, Notre Dame losing the waning catlick base and also local Hoosiers so they are whinypants and not "deigning" to play a bowl. Cry me a St. Joseph River.

A fucken yule table

Tree time 🌲

Pomander I made last night while high #yule

It's extremely hard not to go on a tirade about how much Disney parks blow to people who like them but aren't actual Disney adults.

"No one likes it."

I've got a thing for Castiel and his amusing deadpan, not gonna lie

i could draw a sideways eight forever

My brain thinks I could have been a pathologist but in the real world I have absolutely no idea what my reaction to gore is. Like I watched someone get a blood eagle on a show, but I don't know, man.

No one ever tells me how cunning my hat is when I go out

Me when I get certain messages from boo

Woo, Fernando, clam down

Eh bien, ça vient d'arriver.

I'd flee to Canada but I can't get citizenship there because I will not swearfealty to their inbred German asshole of a king

“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.” www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social

My most important question is whether Tim Alberta is Ron Mexico's Canadian cousin.

I guess I can't write "so fucking" as "Sofa King" anymore since that's Douchebagger Vance's official government title 🛋️ 👑

At long giving last, I have only ONE makeup remover wipe left. I still have to put micellar water on them because they are totally dried out but I'm bound and determined to END THIS PACKAGE

🤔 It true

As I eat my morning eggs and sip my coffee I once again ponder that Gilmore Girls is the story of the evolution of the sociopath Rory Gilmore

w00t

The Winchester brothers become Dean Smith and Sam Wesson in a weird fever dream

Kimchi fried rice ... Medium grain was not the way but IDC

Is it weird I do a shot of acv in the morning?

I'm still mad that my brother and his wife have not introduced me to Kellan, who I assume is a cousin, which by the converse also puts me in the 30 Rock universe

I know I was never meant to live in Michigan because I hate talking to or making eye contact while walking and I fucken nail an Irish goodbye. My cold New England genes prevailed

Here is my soup btw

Enjoy my favorite holiday song! Or, how Katie's childhood was a LOOOOOT different than yours. We also later did this in choir and it was very fun to sing. (You know I had a solo.) youtu.be/g67k0g4oILo?...

Salted caramel buttercream and pink buttercream. Made the candies with a mold this AM. Chocolate cupcakes from scritchy scratch. Time for a shower.

Does anyone know how to get frosting into the piping container that isn't a fucking MESS

Rice is SO much better rinsed. Getting the right tool to do it was clutch

Should I shift to being a food bsky or something? Jeebis. Antifa vegetarian food! It's here.

Chocolate cupcakes and swirly toppers. Trying to figure out caramel buttercream

I put coffee and eggs with mushrooms and roasted red pepper in me and started making a spicy middle easternish soup. Next is cupcakes.

It's not that I believe it's exactly fake, I just think deeplyà weird billionaire lady dating himbo is probably not exactly a love match

Sat With My Legs Crossed Too Long And Now I Cannot Walk: A Memoir

I feel like John Henson's (of talk soup) skunk spot was my generation's gateway drug into our silver fox addiction.

I have what I consider a strong stomach -- I love spicy ass food, a fuck ton of garlic, whatever. But I store all my stress there for whatever reason ♍ and it will turn on a dime if I'm stressed out.

Great, one of those huh, am I hungry or nauseous? mornings

Granted he's older but if my BF got someone pregnant the first time he had sex that kid would be almost 35. Mine would be ... uh, 23. (Luckily I didn't knock up the lieutenant.)

To the patrons complaining about the "werewolf" roaming our golf course: it is far more likely that you were simply attacked by a wild dog.

this really isn’t an exaggeration

Live look from DoD before second strike

@billshea19.bsky.social I don't know where else to send you gIfs