Every time I finish a page, a delicious croissant should magically appear in front of me.

not a joke!!

I have to be sexier. but not sexy. like I need that energy without being hornier. do you get me

priest: when was your last confession me: I'm gonna be real with you. some teens outside are calling me the Glizzy Goblin so I need to finish these hotdogs in here

partied all night and a friend (Vince) took us to a breakfast spot- he got the hero's welcome but everyone called him Todd- he quietly said "go with it, I'm in too deep" and a secret life as Todd was more than I could handle

stop asking if I named my sons after the drug. Fent is short for Fenton, and Trent is named after my father, Trentanyl

Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.

This is me when I fly through Phoenix.

Last week on #RunawayToTheStars: Gravity and antlers. Catch up: https://runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: https://patreon.com/jayrockin

"Perfect Blue" (Satoshi Kon) returns to theaters (4K remastered) in Japan (November 21), USA (October 3), UK (October 10) and South Korea (now playing).

All you people who are like "lunar energy is just reflected solar energy" are fools, fools who think the power of the moon comes from the part you can see and not from the ancient spirits living deep in its core

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice

got a year added to my sentence for good behavior cause i guess according to the courts, without me there prison would "totally suck ass" to a point that demands legal remedy. which has been bittersweet for me

watched this for the first time and really enjoyed it!

Haven't done any pure design work in a while, I wouldn't mind doing some more!

throwback to one of my popular tweets lmao

Caught myself in the mirror at the movie theater tonight as I was walking out and was so happy with how I looked I literally did this pose

doing the laundry, my wife discovers a folded piece of paper in my pants pocket. she slowly opens it & her jaw drops as she reads a full page letter i wrote to santa claus only two days earlier.

(unboxing military grade jet pack) zero percent chance i get trapped in a corn maze this year i stg

tylenol is basically worthless, i ate like half a bottle and guess what, still hungry

pfft no way someone could (two days pass, i wake up in the hospital) throw a cinder block that far

I bought my first MIDI controller yesterday, and I IMMEDIATELY knew what song I wanted to try first: Mistlock Sanctuary / Taimi's Game from Guild Wars 2 🌌

i hope people see this recent microsoft news as proof of BDS' effectiveness; especially in regard to raising publicity and encouraging action from microsoft employees and it inspires more people to join in keeping the pressure on these unrepentantly imperialist tech companies

I love My Adventure With Superman‘s Deathstroke’s catchphrase: “Ha ha, my wife will never divorce me!”

I like Baseball because it has the highest proportion of players that just look like lads you'd see milling about your local pub

Maria was a brony.

Ate a crepe at the airport and lived. You can do anything.

wet woman wednursday

The teens were shocked by how large the font size was. chaser.com.au/national/gov...

double wet man wednesday

I already said it, but I will say it again - we need better MODERATION tools, not censorship guidelines. Automod is still incorrectly flagging art as explicit content when too much skin is showing or it represents LGBTQ+ community. We should be given more labels to what we post, not this.

…and then playing more Hollow Knight.

Knights of Guinevere PILOT youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

Inevitably. #grickledoodle #death #grimreaper #life #cartoon #coffee #cafe #art #drawing #funny #horror

Also, rules like this make it INFINITELY harder to avoid. When you disincentive proper tagging because people aren't sure how your vague rules might punish them, you make it so we end up seeing content we could have avoided if the rules had been "mark this so people can avoid it"

While I am generally not the target market for any sort of nonconsensual sexual content, there is absolutely no world in which you can trust to the discretion of moderators in judging this sort of thing. It will always end badly, and in a different place from where YOU thought the line was.

Batman #4 Variant Cover.

a real confluence of events

the only good thing to happen online this year was when everyone watched conclave and then there was an actual conclave and the whole internet was just going this is just like in conclave

watching deep space 9

Watching Falcon and the Winter Soldier and suddenly Bucky/Sam is on my radar

Going to Venice to see if I can drown while hitchhiking.