I apologize for my slander against stucky fanfic last week, I think the ao3 girlies writing millions of words of hardcore gay pornography probably did a better job of it

Velvette and Alastor would get along specifically bc they are both Rarity-coded…. I will not be elaborating but those who get it get it

25 years later this is still my favorite compliment to receive because I totally started drawing to make the other kids in my class laugh with stupid doodles and then I think I just never stopped

where the fight finally ends #SteveRogers #CaptainAmerica

watching an episode of BTAS and harvey is talking about his election campaign and i was like, "why does that sound odd to me" well. gotham is famously in NJ and in NJ, DAs are appointed, not elected me: this is wrong, surely everyone knows this is wrong [pause] of course no one would know this

that time I had sex with the Women of the Sword Penisii

The X-Men

Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/

I like when people edit an anime character into a restaurant or a cafe or something. That's always funny for some reason.

Drawing porn like: Wow I love drawing porn. I'm so grateful for this outlet of creative expression. I thought drawing was dead to me forever. But drawing porn has sparked the desire to make art for the first time in a decade. I feel like a human again.

if there's one thing i can't stand it's dishonesty about what moves are cool

[giving you a tour of the office on your first day and stopping at the paper cutter] this is where we keep the sword

"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

🌟 DASHCON 3 INFO 😀 - Yes, there will be a ball pit! - The Superwholock panel has been moved from Saturday to Sunday - All attendees are forbidden from defaming the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Saudi royal family, legal system, government, or any religion, religious figure, or religious practice

The official Bsky account just reskeeted this, even though the clip is making fun of Jacob as being the kind of weiner who uses Bsky (Bsky was right to repost it, it's their first mainstream shoutout, and it's not like "Abbott" is a show for particularly biting jokes)

During the time I was a Virginia reporter I got to see many politicians speak, and I promise you that Tim Kaine was by some distance the least inspiring politician I ever saw, including the local councilmen in my city of 20,000 people.

friend asked what would happen if they threw him up too high

“Roem…says targeting trans children is a losing proposition. “’The Republican Party is simply wrong about this. People don’t want their politicians signaling out and stigmatizing the very people they’re elected to serve.’” @nbcwashington.com #Virginia #vagov www.nbcwashington.com/news/politic...

image description: Mr. Terrific T-poses in the sky while pelting Green Lantern with his spheres

Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.

finally reading Phantomarine by @phantomarine.bsky.social . I like it a lot. Great use of color. I love when the outlines of comic characters are colored, and that is used a lot in this. Page 1 link: www.phantomarine.com/comic/01-the...

okay I just - like Vox spent all this time being like ”I’m gonna torture all those who didn’t believe in me FOR FUN” and the moment he has Alastor in his clutches he takes him to a parade and a smoothie/milkshake date dude is down cataclysmically bad #hazbinhotelspoilers #radiostatic

I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.

As a Christian I don’t own a microwave, preferring to crucify my food instead

Well duh, her web connects us all.

dc ko does nothing to hype me personally but guy sweeping the tournament is so funny like yeah, he really is that strong, he just didn’t show it before because he don’t wanna :///

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Katy Perry And Justin Trudeau https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-katy-perry-and-justin-trudeau/

If ur new to the fandom in S2, or generally unaware, this guy is a predator and a scumbag. Make sure he knows hes NOT WANTED here.

Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too

After a devastating loss tonight, the Toronto Blue Jays have put the final nail in the Mercator Projection. Cartographers worldwide are currently redacting any mention of the true size and shape of Canada. A harsh necessity borne of a series of brutal failures.

New OOTS! #1335, A Righteous Mushroom: www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1...

soon

Can't wait to watch a horror movie on my favorite free streaming platform, the main page of Wikipedia!!! The full 94 minute original Nosferatu is on up right now. Last halloween it had Night of the Living Dead!

I think I am more gay in the winter if that makes sense. Bear season.

the table of guys beside us clearly has at least one guy who does not regularly watch baseball and he, too, is RIVETED

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

Lemme tell you something about "faggot gary" kid. He's the toughest mf in this Raising Cane's. And he earned that nickname. He gets mad if you don't call him that

“You can do anything”, they said “Reach for the stars”, they said “We’ll call an ambulance”, they said

Really good reaction here from the friend at the end

I remember at the start of Hazbin I looked up at the sky and was like “gee, I hope I get to tell enough of the story to get to Roo” … We recorded her first session this week. 😈 Won’t say what season, won’t say who. But she exists 🥰💕 aaaaahhhh!

The Washington Fucking Times. For clarity's sake, The Washington Times is a looney right conspiracy rag owned by the fucking Moonies

Do you think Rag 'n' Bone Man could take Teddy Swims in a fight Not only do they look alike, they also both look and have names like pro wrestlers

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