I'm on a spending freeze however if anyone wants to get me the tumbler I will idk cry

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stride through the house naked, don't care that the curtains are open. let the darkness see me. #stolas #helluvaboss

Blitz pouring ice cold coffee from yesterday into a mug and nuking it for 45 seconds and knocking it back in one gulp and Stolas doesn't know if he should throw up or ovulate

that one chappell photo #helluvaboss #blitzø

I AGREE! 🥳

Baxter: "I dont drink"

VIV PLEASE LET THEM FIGHT EACH OTHER FOREVER. LET THEM RUN INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS AND IMMEDIATELY START BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER. 😭💔 LET THEM FIIIIIIGHT.

Average hazbin fan walking past this and getting hard

If you haven't deleted your twitter yet you really should.

I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt. nerdykeppie.com/products/bad... All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖

i'm going to need the hazbin fandom to start viewing husk as his own character outside of angel in canon or have your huskerdust shipping badge revoked,,,, pls and thx 🥀

Really its a miracle they get anything done! Original Comic: @zerolawliet.bsky.social Blitzø: @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social Moxxie: @sed2116.bsky.social Millie: @thatgoofballva.bsky.social Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social Watch the full video with the link below! #helluvaboss #stolitz

Who is the first Helluva character to show up on Hazbin just kidding it's Wally Wackford

This resonated with a lot of, I'm only assuming, dykes

New reaction img dropped

Lesbians rise up

A SUCCULENT IMPISH MEAL? ...this was still probably a lot funnier in my head 😅 Artist: @elisenelart.bsky.social Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social Reapers: @ladykenoh.bsky.social @/KageKorudo_san @/HazmatWithAHat︀︀ #HelluvaBoss

This is really important to remember: Alastor may just suck and that's beautiful

Vaggie: babe....put on the Danny do bad suit tonight Charlie: *violent vibrating*

Blitz when Stolas learns how to boil water

(for the record, this was the other one)

They're such dorks (affectionate) It was only a matter of time before I started talking to myself... Original Comic: @zerolawliet.bsky.social Stolas & Sir Pentious: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social #helluvaBoss #HazbinHotel

Me thinking: if angel killed his dad he must have had a great reason The Show next week: *flashback shows Anthony's Dad taking the last bread stick because "da king eats foist" and that was the last straw*

"I'll fuckin spank you" Are you kidding me

"it's crazy"

It'd sure be cool if Gavin Newsom looked at all the election success of last night and 180'd on all his trans sacrificial bullshit. But I suspect that, even if he did, it'd be way too late for him in the eyes of voters.

I love that the show is basically telling us that centrism is poison and trying to appeal to evil and to get them on your team only fucks things up more Having said that, Charlie's response to whether Vox can be redeemed was really powerful and smart. Regardless of the logistics, her goal is pure.

Angel using poppers was a joke for me, exclusively me

bro why'd they put helluva boss/stolitz discourse in hazbin hotel

Dick Cheney died Zohran Mamdani wins And episodes 3 and 4 are breathtakingly animated and acted and "Piss" is a banger Honestly great 24 hours y'all

here's the thing i love stolas

i'll post my striker impersonation if zohran wins

woah have you guys seen this (new york go vote Mamdani tomorrow)

i am aware that "Piss" has leaked because Amazon leaked "Piss". They deleted it but I guess someone reuploaded it. I don't know how it's possible to keep "Piss" from leaking.

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The moment I am not exaggerating here The SECOND The Speaker popped up my immediate thought was how hard the sapphics would get horny for her and I was RIGHT and I am ALWAYS RIGHT

Happy Halloween!! 🎃👻💜 #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitz

thank you Sam for writing me a song called "piss"

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Stolas trying to shove himself into the fuckin fridge

Happy Halloween 🎃🧡 #stolitz #helluvaboss

i made a record about being trans and biting people and you can listen to it right now you bunch of pervs also @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social is on it so if you want to hear stolas read trans-anarchist poetry this is maybe your one opportunity

Okay listen Tomorrow I'm gonna be cross promoting my gay little album about trans sex and biting and blood and goo Does it help if I say there's like one or two helluva references that found their way into the lyrics

Lucifer having the events of "Mastermind" told to him: "lmao lol he did what"

🗣️abel should transition

i understand the timeline doesn't work at all but can someone please draw vox and val as jim and tammy faye baker

*flipping through the rolodex of jokes i could make and landing on a really low hanging fruit* uhhH stolas sees the american office for the first time

aj you know them you love them you love their writing they help run a cartoon studio and they're putting together a pilot for their first show! you should give to the kickstarter which just went live! and if you're dirt broke like me you should share the absolute hell out of this link ok bye