i think about this post literally fucking constantly. the phrase “mage regressing” bubbles around my head at basically all moments

happy olly day!

Being a Republican as an adult means you either fervently hate other people or you have the cognitive capabilities of a dog and in either case I don't have to listen to you

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

u gotta intersperse serious posting with hornyposts so everyone knows ur just some shithead idiot jacking off on the internet

the cute twink bartender pretended not to remember my embarrassing attempt at flirting from last week and i know he is being merciful even tho i dont deserve it

i was watching T play rhythm heaven with Sven and saw this guy pop out of the background and went ‘its like the lorax but… a volcano’ and Sven Confidently goes: ‘The Vorax’

#orufrey right where i want to be

i want to chew on him like a piece of gum

man, he’s still got em….

Enjin Gachiakuta please release my balls

who up watching coco struggle with morality | #witchhatatelier | #wha |

why does he look like that? who is allowing this??

post so good i needed it on my bsky

Went outside and started dodge rolling like I was in a lava level

They dance!

run wolf run #witchhatatelier #wha

they censored the word furry in my work group chat today everyone was so scandalized

[speedpaint] Brushbuddy! | Witch Hat Atelier #witchhatatelier #wha #brushbuddy

how many times do you think qifrey had to wipe olruggio’s memory just because he looked in his big blue eyes and fumbled the lie

saw a bad take on tiktok so you know what that means… time to close the app and do something productive with my untethered rage

not to be dramatic but I'll throw myself into traffic before I'll use genAI to "write"

Back on my bullsh

woke up with a silly comic idea #whaspoilers

Just never get into sports betting, gas station heroin, or creative writing, and you'll be fine

cucumber in sauce

wild that my go-to meal for when i can barely feed myself is just… entire cucumber in Sauce

i cut my hair too short and now i am Bald

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happy pride!🌙🌟 #Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier #orufrey

like twice a year i remember open faced sandwiches are a possible thing i can make and then i go make two of them which is basically just a regular sandwich but i get to look at its guts

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

Also I made a witch hat print for AX!!!!!!! i love yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 #wha #orufrey

rated E, 4.6 words, vaguely post-canon abo orufrey / qiolru pwp i got tired of editing so its just done now :) archiveofourown.org/works/87523556

i was excited to finish my fic so i could leave it alone and draw instead but….. tomodachi ….

old man yaoi as in yaoi featuring two old men, or Old Man Yaoi as in an old man who represents the concept of yaoi, sort of in the vein of Father Time

olruggio the star #olruggio #qifrey #orufrey

Dude I'm balls deep into this ship- y'know who else is balls deep ahaha - #witchhatatelier #orufrey

Same thing with twt, this is the actual version Somehow the moon disappeared while merging layers #witchhatatelier #wha #orufrey

The secret to liking omegaverse is taking the elements you like and reskinning them to be ur own thing. Like ursula le guin did in the left hand of darkness.

rated E, 4.6 words, vaguely post-canon abo orufrey / qiolru pwp i got tired of editing so its just done now :) archiveofourown.org/works/87523556

so im still editing this but….. here’s a teaser ~

t nodded and went “true. thats very facts.”

hellooo orufrey post-canon hurt/comfort for weirdos. plus salacious eye stuff. do you like those words. 1.2k, rated E archiveofourown.org/works/87390506

if there’s ever been an anime guy that smells like petrichor it’s Qifrey and i think he would HATE it