I think if u get roller in salmon run and you dont handle the lessers on mudmouths instead leaving ur hydra to do it you should be killed

Okay im not making cookies tonight. I opened my bag of flour and there were bug eggs inside………….

Chatroom do we fw this? Trying to use patches in my collection that have been waiting for a permanent spot for a while…i think maybe ill remove the tiny one

I DROVE ALL THE WAY TO THE PARK AND FORGOT MY JACKET AT HOME…..its raining too hard to just rawdog it in a tshirt…..im so fuckin sad…….. When i get home im finishing sewing some appliqués onto a sweatshirt i thrifted and then im KEEPING IT IN MY CAR so i will always be prepared

I had a dream so impactful (negatively) last night that ive just been sitting on the couch since i got up……im getting up now lol but like damn. Wtf was that about!

God ok im not sure how much i can engage with the custom stuff in tomodachi life cus theres just so much you can do. This job was designed for ppl with no job, no hobbies, no responsibilities, literally nothing to do but play. THIS is what they should’ve released in 2020.

Theyve been dating for 2 days and he wants to marry him

My nonbinary multi pronoun streamers making miis of their nonbinary multi pronoun friends and pausing at the gender screen every time

Im so used to animal crossing not letting you put paths under buildings, tomodachi life feels like luxury

SPLATOON NEEDS A “GET OUT OF MY WAY” BUTTON

Mychart be like “we will notify you for every upcoming prescription refill even ones your doc claims to have removed from ur file. EXCEPT the testosterone.”

I love websites that work

i hate living in ohio bruh what the fuck do you mean the pizza store is closing at 10 PM!!!!!

its almost time.

here is how u make a good comic. first u come up with a premise and start drawing. then u put in a sex scene. u finish the sex scene and u do like 2 pages moving on and then u do another sex scene. repeat until u get bored and then just stop and write a paragraph to wrap it up (the webcomic special)

“Come to the dark side, we have cookies” will be making a comeback soon, get ready

The elements

spotted at the thrift store

My walk was very pleasant. I highly recommend walking in the rain if its not too bad sometime and experiencing the weather. If just because the smell of wet grass and leaf litter is pretty nice imo.

Fuuuccckkkkk okay i did not get hrre in time to miss the rain…..no walk for me today…..

I got a chocolate frappe from my fave local coffee place…a bagel….and im going on a walk before it rains

i pick a random paint brush in my supplies tub to gesso a piece of wood. i realize too late it is a real sable brush i stole from my high school back in the day.

Twilight princess is actually the most catholic of all the zeldas

Sending out online shop orders that are a year and a half+ old after ghosting people and including an ad to buy more is so…

Every single app with ads these days has changed the tap sensitivity to make u open the link. I know im not imagining it cus so many other ppl have posted abt the same thing. These sites think theyre so slick but the ppl buying ads will catch on eventually abt the clickthru numbers being inflated.

"Fandom is creating culture" it is definitionally parasitic to culture, not generative.

good freaking morning everyone

sometimes u see ppl and u just know hrt would suit them

Starts coughing and sputtering. I took a nap as soon as i got home and i had three separate dreams about someone breaking into my place and yelling at me for not wearing pants.

ough

📸🍄 commission for soundjake

unfortuantely i think putting "Sad!" at the end of a sentence is a trumpism but it makes me laugh so i cant stop doing it. Sad!

Can i tbh? Driving to the park i was so anxious it felt like i was gonna die for no reason. Walking here im like nvm life is beautiful.

watching my streamer's twilight princess vods when the last game i played was totk.......zelda just aint what it used to be. it used to have swag. it used to take its narrative seriously.

Good morning. Today will be a good one!

music lowk peaked with late 90s-early 2000s eurobeat and speedcore

i love those youtube vids that are like 'i cant afford my dream dress...but i CAN afford hundreds of work hours making a dupe from scratch!' like girl just buy the dress.

Im so excited about how my froggy is turning out so far. Rn the main things left are finishing the eyes and doing the tympanum, then going over the body again to add depth to the colors.

in spongebob when they say 'scallop' as a swear theyre actually saying fagg*t

So many things i want to start but cannot until i finish what im working on….i need to clone myself twice so we can get all this shit done

There are so many events happening all the time in places i do not live but are in or close to where my friends live and it makes me so deeply jealous. I have to get the fuck out of here mannnnnn

I only just made it to the park. Lets see how far i can go before it gets too dark LMFAO

Any Austin my fave gaming youtuber. I love your stuff but you could have at least looked up a basic mandarin pronunciation guide before making a video about where winds meet. “King she? King she? I dunno” you could have known if you tried at all. Qinghe is very easy for an anglophone to pronounce.

I went to the thrift store the other day and this zebra toy had an udder

Well gang….i spent all day doing chores. And i will spend more of the day doing more chores.

Guy who said he had to rest his arm did not rest his arm today. I have to tmrw cus it aches bro i did not make good choices today lolll

special interest mode activated for (looks at clock) oh......six hours

Ive been having weird neck pain on and off for the past couple months and i have no idea whats causing it except maybe my posture? And side sleeping? I dont know but im starting to get concerned cus it hasnt gone away

Yeah i got a grievance to air about every goodwill in northeast ohio. Yall have NO business selling a paper thin flimsy ass USED POLYESTER SHIRT for SEVEN TO TEN DOLLARS. In this economy.