Thank you to everyone who has helped. We're getting closer to 1/4 when his money comes in. Cash needed to meet his needs until then. The PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

Pretty surprised to have made it this far in life with such minimal cursed relic interaction.

Mr. 12 Followers has opinions.

Update. He's feeling better daily being housed. We've taken everything from our own home that we can to supply him in the mobile home. We've cooked & delivered meals. Returned unopened gifts to each other to use store credit on his needs. Cash needed until 1/4. PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

Jesus take the drawstrings

At my age, anywhere I live is an old folks home.

Scutter scutter

Some people get irrationally upset when you neither need nor want anything from them because you’ve stolen their source of power

gdhdhdjfnfggdhdbffn i hate this stupid bitch so much

Update. He's feeling better daily being housed. We've taken everything from our own home that we can to supply him in the mobile home. We've cooked & delivered meals. Returned unopened gifts to each other to use store credit on his needs. Cash needed until 1/4. PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

Dating in New York, man

Talk therapy is great but some people’s lives would dramatically improve if they tried some shut the fuck up therapy

Unhand me sir, I am not drunk I am conducting this orchestra...*trash can lids open and ride of the valkyries begins to play as the police chase me around the alley behind the bar*

It will never cease to amaze me how much damage family does to family.

This sounds like a true believer of the “free bread is how they get you” school of not understanding how things work

They should just get a message saying "now, now, settle, petal" for the full emasculation experience. Better if read by a doting old English grandmother.

I wanted to say: Ma'am I see your order & total on the screen. Put that money in my hand. I'll put it with the money the guy behind me & I were going to spend, reconfigure this order to get everything you, he, I, & everybody in the restaurant wants & bring you back change & chocolate chip cookies.

"Silence is golden, bestie, let's have some gold."

When you mute someone, BlueSky should them a little "shh, pal, hush, buddy" message.

Have a seat. Dinner will be served momentarily.

If you ever want to end a conversation politely and professionally just say, "I have to go take a crap before a crap takes me."

I'm trying to figure out her angle. Some kind of inscrutable burger-based money laundering?

It was fascinating.

The guy in line behind me and I kept exchanging glances like "are you seeing and hearing this shit?"

She insisted on paying more for shitty food.

A woman ahead of me in line at a fast food restaurant just ordered like this: 2 cheeseburgers. Not the meal. Just the burgers. And 2 orders of fries. No. Don't ring it as a meal. Just the burgers. And fries. And also 2 drinks. HER TOTAL A LA CARTE WAS 2 OR 3 TIMES MORE THAN 2 MEAL DEALS.

the weather's goin the full King Lear out there, jeezus

Trapped in a long line and a dad is walking his toddler around and she has on those shoes that SQUEAK with every step. Those should be BANNED.

A friend just sent me a sexy photo of herself in a bikini at the beach and me, always peak rizz, replied "What is that??" "Is that OUTSIDE??? "What are you doing there??" As three rapidfire texts 💅

People joke that soup acts "all dramatic" when you put it in a microwave, but if you put those same people in a microwave, they would freak out. Hypocrites.

We've made it through Christmas. Just need some help to get him through until January 4th when his disability money arrives. I have no money until the end of the first week of January. PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16

You guys ever fully type out a post then go nope, way too off-putting and rage fueled; funny, the goal is FUNNY goddamn it, JAY YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THIS RI

I'd like to share this article that I re-read periodically to remind myself that it is okay to not respond to every e-mail I receive: catapult.co/stories/do-y...

Adults who say “prolly” not only won’t do that thing you like, but they think it’s “ewwy” and are “wondering what’s wrong with you.”

"Malaise" is a contraction of "bad mayonnaise"

Best advice someone gave me: First, don't sweat the small stuff. Second, none of it is small stuff and every tiny thing matters so if you mess up even the smallest thing, you are screwed forever.

And Jesus did say unto his disciples, “You need not watcheth Dynasty to haveth an attitude.”

I am going to miss the slow collapse of society when it becomes the rapid collapse

That's quite enough out of Elon Musk.

I briefly dated someone whose ex was still using her HBO password and she changed it 5 minutes before the Game of Thrones finale and that is still one of the most amazing things I've ever witnessed

Good.

when you're a kid you get those Abridged Classics books and the plot of Moby Dick is Battle on the High Seas Against the Demon Whale and then you grow up and read it and the plot is This Guy Can NOT Shut The Fuck Up

I still quote Joan Wilder, which is cheesy af but I don't care. Hopeful romantic.

Going to put it out there that this here is ripe, RIPE, for photoshopping

Who wants to tell him? 🙄

We've made it through Christmas. Just need some help to get him through until January 4th when his disability money arrives. I have no money until the end of the first week of January. PayPal is: @ConnorHunt16