This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.

WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership. details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...

Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff

i can't handle this

there was a time when losers like this actually hired real stage managers and proper models who knew how to act interested and not look like a hostage and we need to bring back attention to detail, enshittification has gone too far

Santa is canonically Black. Sorry haters, he’s Black. It’s history. Yakub created a white devil Claus to conquer him but the real Santa (Black) defeated him and that’s part of the Christmas miracle. Eat shit Megyn Kelly.

Our city is ready, the fans are ready, and I can't wait! FIFA World Cup is coming to Seattle, and we are so excited to be a part of the global celebration. With matches on Juneteenth and Pride, we get to show the world that in Seattle, everyone is welcome. What an incredible honor for our city!

Russian news rn

Brilliant. We need this everywhere. [Florence, Italy]

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

futurism.com/future-socie... This dude could sue her in court 1000 times in 1000 jurisdictions with 1000 different juries and not one would ever find her guilty of anything

"A Chinese hospital ship quietly docked in hurricane-hit Jamaica this week, projecting soft power into the heart of the Caribbean where a US armada is conducting a controversial anti-narcotics mission targeted at Venezuela."

we make fun of the Jimmy Fallon show for being embarrassing and unfunny and having a host that everyone hates but it’s time to stop being so unfair and appreciate the hard work that goes into lighting a large set

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

🍺 Artist: monkeon https://b3ta.com/board/11423387 From the 'Movie Poster Recycling' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/movieposterrecycling/popular/ #MoviePosterRecycling

Saying they’re gonna make Looney Tunes gay is like saying someone is going to make a John Waters movie gay

Actress Eva Green will join the cast of Wednesday season three as Morticia's not-so-missing sister Ophelia Frump.

Too late!

The Directors Guild of America plans to meet with Netflix to discuss their significant concerns about the streamer’s acquisition of Warner Bros.

Everybody Talks About Quentin Tarantino For a Whole Day is literally my worst nightmare.

I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”

STORE: Thank you for your order! STORE: We are preparing your order! STORE: We put your order in a box! STORE: Look who has a mailing label! STORE: Your order has been shipped! STORE: Your order is in your city! STORE: Your order is nearby! STORE: Your order sees you. STORE: Turn around.

being a millennial is great. everything I ever did on the internet for like 10 years is all coming back around as class action lawsuit money

ABSOLUTELY NOT This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.

Also, to continue the music love burst - please stop playing this song Stranger Things. It reminds me a long dead friend and every time I hear it in the show my heart breaks. He introduced me to Kate. And this is his song. I cry every time I hear it. Even though I love that new people love it too.

I had a long time client come over to my apartment today for a haircut, since I have moved to the suburbs to cut hair recently. When he went to pay & I told him my Venmo name - LunarHexagaon, he said “wow, that is such a Boards of Canada name” & I legitimately jumped out of my skin with “oh my god

What Spotify doesn’t know because fuck Spotify is that the song that was my song this year was this. I love the video, the song and the band. A perfect song encapsulation.

A little shocked because I spent a LOT of time listening to What Went Wrong. But I switched to a different podcast listening app so there want be any next year.

Obviously this refers to Imelda Cuellar but the order of the names and context made me immediately think Trump was pardoning Imelda Marcos, which frankly would also not surprise me

Oh yes. $45 will definitely make air travel safer. Anyone who wants to blow up an airplane and doesn’t have a real id will want pay $45. But those people who don’t have a Real ID because of poverty, immigration status, or anything like that will be punished. A fine is just a penalty for the poor

My wife has been HIV+ for 34 years. She’s alive today b/c work of activists who destigmatized the virus, pushed medical science to adapt & find ways to treat it, & advocated for gov health programs that helped fund her care. The current U.S. regime may want to go back in time, but we won’t let them.

#WorldAIDSDay We’ve lost do many friends & relatives to AIDS. Today we remember their talent & beauty & kindness. I was honored to be Rock Hudson’s date to a Lifetime Achievement Award. A gracious & lovely gentleman. We’ve lost so many, but also made so much progress #BeKind #ReachOut 💔

I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass

Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️ That's what I call great ambassador

This movie only gets better and better the older you get.

"Snow Bear" is now available for free on Youtube (and in 4K). A hand-drawn animated short film directed by legendary Disney animator Aaron Blaise. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOXo...

Megan Aldrich, 30, works full time in an attempt to avoid starving to death, but is forced to choose between showing up to work and being the sort of person who doesn’t cry in the shower.

And do follow, and purchase and read the books of, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.

Tonight my 11 year old daughter asked me if we could go for a drive and check out the Christmas lights in the neighborhood while listening to Danny Elfman’s EDWARD SCISSORHANDS score at full volume. It just feels like I’m doing something right.

Good. I’m tired of the world having to bow and scrape to us because their economies are so invested in us and ours. If we aren’t stable, they shouldn’t tie their fates to us.

This event is actually what drove my desire to one day move to Seattle.

Weird that a newspaper owned by Jeff Bezos would push this narrative.

Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.

i’m being radicalized by peacock charging $10.99 per month and having A MILLION COMMERCIALS

"In recent history, the Doctor Who actor has repeatedly made headlines thanks to his allyship towards trans and gender non-conforming people – most notably with a subtle gesture during a TV interview that wound up helping to raise £18,000 for the LGBTQ+ youth charity AKT."

Actually, leftover scumbags from the NIXON administration. Cheney, Rumsfeld, Roger Ailes, Roger Stone, Kissinger, all should have died in prison at a bare minimum. The George W Bush administration would never have even happened if we didn't let this nest of fascist ratfuckers fester.

"its not really the neverending story when only people from the 80s know about it" -my 8 yr old last night

we have to go back. to warn them.

Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp

I’m sick and people keep offering to bring me soup or DayQuil. I can get those myself, I need you to do my dishes.