Hey #sfba friends -- here are a couple of posters for you, created by the same artist who made them for Chicago. Print and share with everyone who needs them!

Starfleet entrance exam disaster simulation Simulated victim: Help! My legs are crushed! Wesley: Hey, I'm Ensign Crusher, not Ensign UN-crusher!

The AWS outage exposes again that “the cloud” isn’t magic, it’s infrastructure. The issue isn’t a cyberattack, it’s architectural over-reliance on a handful of cloud giants. We centralized the internet and then made our entire lives dependent on it.

I am of tha opinyin tha houmin werld haz gone gompletey mad and frankly i am just worn owt by it all

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff Block, move on.

Every time someone trips over a cord in Virginia and takes down half the internet, I’m reminded how powerful a unionized tech industry could be

I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating. Don't leave FSA funds on the table at the end of the year. LOTS of places like homeless shelters etc... would love donations of FSA eligible items. For the past 2 years, I've used left over funds to shop here: fsastore.com - then donate the items.

if you're in Alberta and you want your flu and covid shot in 2026 - yes you read that correctly - you have to preorder them right now. So here's the link. go do that. Just in case none of those people get removed from power by then. please repost this, as the province seems bent on killing us.

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For posting AI generated videos of Himself flying a Plane full of Shite

Come on then, and remove him.

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Look into my eyebrems, I am hypotize yu with my eyebrems, naow breng tha treets , or cashmonies wil do in a pinch

Freedom or Death, translated here from the original Polish for the first time, shares the thoughts and experiences of Anarchists involved in the civil defence of #Ukraine against the invasion of the Russian occupation forces. £2 P/C or free to download. seditionist.uk/distro/reada...

Human babies: waah i was just born this is scary im going to poop on the doctor it's too cold put me back Sea turtle babies:

Stop putting this crap in your house techcrunch.com/2025/10/16/a...

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

For REAL, and it’s such a common attitude in the queer/progressive/etc. space. Like “ewwww why do you have to be a MAN, can’t you at least be like an uwu non-binary trans masc lite?” Like idk can you just be a fucking fish?

Most of these people are deeply trained, or at least highly educated, in humanities. Knowing isn’t being.

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Mealy apples Solaris (the godforsaken remake with George Clooney, the original is one of my favorites of all time) Courtesy of the Red White and Blue

a group of people were like "i found a way to live my life as a truer version of myself" and instead of being like "that's beautiful, how can i help" people were like "i don't think schools should have books in them anymore"

Got drunk and was listening to Christmas music for some godforsaken reason (maybe the extremely abrupt change of seasons idk) and for some reason I thought I might log on and get the Christmas Present

As an instructor, I'd rather see your fever dream, No Doze-fueled 4AM essays written at an IHOP rather than anything generated by an LLM. Hope this helps

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

hey y’all, I got laid off :( if you know anyone looking for a senior/lead graphic designer or design manager in SF/NYC/remote please let me know. I have 10 years experience w/ strengths in branding, strategy, and team leadership. still updating my portfolio, but leads are appreciated in the meantime

watching the shining adn did yall know dril is in this???

George Orwell’s Animal Crossing

reblog to make something good happen, ignore to continue in the nightmare

Heading into the office for another week of posting

The state goons are powerless before the awesome might of someone in an inflatable frog costume, and you seriously expect me to believe the situation is hopeless?

hi @safety.bsky.app please ban this person!!

без комментариев youtu.be/dRHetRTOD1Q?...

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505

Also zero media coverage of the trans healthcare bans WRT to the government shutdown

1970: COBOL will be dead in a decade 1990: COBOL will be dead in a decade 2025: uhhhhh fuck i hope there will still be people around who can handle COBOL and the systems around it?

depends on how you look at it: i won't compromise on good, new, winter boots and coats. things like dress clothes / shoes, electronics, i can easily find *good* used. i haven't shopped for my own food in ages living in a co-op, but i'm also good at getting good affordably

hello i am going to become the fucking Joker

Mario had the right to work and report in the U.S. at the time he was arrested for livestreaming a protest in June. He was held for over 100 days in ICE detention, and he did not have the chance to say goodbye to his family in person before being deported.

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

Like everybody else here, I was born in 1987; if it was planned that I was coming over, I ring the bell or knock. Back in the day I used to just show up and if it was an apartment I'd yell up or throw a pebble; I think just showing up is illegal now, though. The Z'ers I know usually text at least

🎶 you can ring my 🎶 behhhh-ehhhh-ell 🎶 ring my bell

Alt text because this is urgent:

Nuremburg trials are too good for these sick fucks

The US is under attack from drug traffickers in the same sense I am under attack from cookie dough.

qanon literally exists in part because these people need a conspiracy where the opposition loves being pedos as much as their guys.

This trend has been happening for like 30 years now, it started in the 90s when the first mega churches started sprouting up, all of a sudden the leaders all kept getting caught doing pedophilia and it just happens every 6 months now like clockwork, and there's only like ~200 of these guys

I hope people understand that when I say "pedocon theory needs to be pushed constantly", I do not mean as a joke. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Between this, the epstein list, obsession with trans kids playing sports, & neverending conspiracy theories about what's going on in schoolsin general, you realize that the primary concern of the Republican party and its supporters is their deep desire to abuse children

jokes to crack your dad up