This is literally what the actual "siege" of the auxiliary ICE building looks like

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

General: (on radio) Your weapons are powered by the guilt you feel over your dead wife. By harnessing Silent Hill’s fog energy you can unlock new Guilt Battle Stances. I’m marking a deposit of Guiltonium on your minimap

when you’re

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

accidentally skipped some of the first tutorials in limbus company and i can safely say that one week of gameplay does NOT make up for it

day 80 of playing umamusume:

I'm in the market for a beautiful Italian sandwich that will fix my life

Capivárias

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

i dont believe in 'arrays'. i will simply track 163 distinct boolean variables

its funny how 9 times outta ten i will be this upbeat happy squeaky bubbly rabbit thing in conversation with most anyone but the second i interact with a bus driver or a cashier my voice will drop 3 octaves and i'll start saying shit like "whats poppin tonite big boss"

meeting the arachneighbors

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

'on april fool's day 2015, google introduced a way to play classic pac-man in google maps. any location in the world that has a sufficient number of roads and intersections could be turned into a pac-man level with a single mouse click.' www.mobygames.com/game/71900/p...

One time I did shrooms by myself and sat in the shower and the bath spigot was wiggling at me in an unserious manner

free my man he didn't do nothing

It's funny because the wafer to ice cream proportion doesn't look like it could possibly be right but when you take a bite you realize they know what the fuck they're doing and you're an idiot

"i cant think of any good reason why someone would still be using twitter at this point" some of my friends are still there

35

time for me to man up and fill this out

Sam Altman says snuffing out the existence of a human being "not that bad" as long as they're a mentally ill adult

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

The Second Best Team Ninja Action Game is also on sale so if you have enough left over after buying Game of the Generation Nioh 2 you should do it. And then if you have enough after that Rise of the Ronin and if you have enough left over after that Nioh 1 and if you still have enough Wo Long

kash patel always looks like he's trying to hide a live frog in his mouth

why would you ever log into a app called “discord.” that’s just asking for trouble. you’ll find me over on “eharmony”

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

boys with the time machine: wow. so this is kowloon walled city

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

i think if you activate the 2x speed button during a race in umamusume it should change the bgm to yakety sax

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Happy #FlyingBeagleFriday to all who celebrate

I will play tomodachi life. We never grow out of the need for something that lets you show your friends and loved ones representations of themselves saying "I'm gay lol" and "I love to eat worms"

ideal email

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up

Time to turn the tables. If you're a corporation who does business with me you are now subscribed to my email updates. Every morning you will hear my most horrible thoughts

Evergreen

nate silver (tied up in my basement and dressed like a pikmin): this is blueskyism me (poking him with a stick): no talking. pick up that soda can ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume anime girl: show him who’s boss, captain olimar my cat (unable to comprehend any of this): meow

One look and you know he’s having fun :3