Every now and then when I'm mildly disappointed in somebody I'll them they "don't deserve the big Toblerone" and every single time the other person looks at me like one of us is having a stroke but they aren't sure who

My boss started calling me the "_____ Goddess" for whichever role I'm carrying out at any given point (Fleet Goddess, Safety Goddess, Green Goddess, Hiring Goddess, etc) all on her own as a completely sincere term of respect. I'm glad someone gets it.

Yeah dude not being able to afford to eat will do that

As I just said on discord, I am capable of greatly enjoying the chaos that MTG is about to cause to her own party on her opportunistic swan dive from this sinking ship without ever handing it to the lady who either legitimately believes in or cynically endorses the concept of Jewish Space Lasers.

Friends, acquaintances, internet strangers! Please consider hanging out with us tomorrow! (Time in ET, Derek is a goober)

I normally feel real weird about reposting my own stuff, but also I am trying to raise some money for a children's hospital and that's more important. Please encourage this by showing up to watch or donate tomorrow.

perhaps the most egregious thing that happened with the Future Class was when The Game Awards took money from Old Spice in the name of the FC & simply... pocketed it it wasn't used to fund Future Class initiatives, it wasn't used to help lift marginalised developers they just profited from us

Demi Adejuyigbe is one of the funniest human beings in history and I wish more people recognized that

Saturday! Extra Life Game Day! Join me, @dollblood.garden, and an adventuring party of friends as I fumble my way through a Pokemon challenge run and raise money for Norton Children's Hospital. Friends/acquaintances/mutuals, DM me if you want in on the party! www.extra-life.org/participants...

Who are my biggest Godzilla nerd moots who are planning on attending PAX East

I feel like many of us felt this was coming after the avalanche of disrespect shown to the Future Class for the last two years. Keighley wanted the Future Class to be a PR campaign to earn him karmic brownie points as a shield against criticism. Then they made demands and got stuck behind a crane.

I’m gonna need to do my estrogen injection while on this call actually lol Tune in !!!!!!

Saturday! Extra Life Game Day! Join me, @dollblood.garden, and an adventuring party of friends as I fumble my way through a Pokemon challenge run and raise money for Norton Children's Hospital. Friends/acquaintances/mutuals, DM me if you want in on the party! www.extra-life.org/participants...

It's nice that Columbus is attached, it's the only thing that makes me not immediately write this off, but it would be so much funnier if they brought Joe Dante back and he tricked the studio into letting him pull a Gremlins 2 all over again

If elected Senator I promise to sneak up behind Rand Paul and shave part of his head like they do in Jackass Also I'd do the Nancy Pelosi insider trading thing but have an official bot announcing all my stock purchases as soon as I make them so we can cut out the middleman

The new Digimon show understands that the secret to making people like one of these shows is you just gotta give it a little guy people love and wanna spend time watching. And Gekkomon is the best little guy Digimon has had since fucking Guilmon from Tamers.

It’s time.

I bet ol' Cuck Schumer slept like SHIT last night

Yesterday was a good day. Well, aside from the carrier plane crashing and tearing a flaming swath through part of my city. But the other stuff was pretty choice!

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Bluesky rn

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Video posted on reddit of the UPS crash just past the runway...

Which channel, my good bitch

it's a shame dick cheney didn't live until this evening because he would have blown his brains out anyways

Please check all that apply

Weird, it's almost like most of the pundits are all hanging out at a white supremacist's social club for angry incels and having their sense of what's "real" wildly distorted.

I've had a few folks reach out, and I'm okay. Half the damn city is under shelter in place, the smoke is heavy overhead, but I was not near the crash... though I did drive right past what would be the crash area maybe 10 minutes before on the way home from work. Yee fuckin haw.

I actually love when these spineless oldhead Democrats that have clung to the levers of power my entire life prove they don't believe in any Democratic promise or messaging and will back Trump over basic progressivism. This has radicalized so many wine aunts and crusty grandparents.

I used to run a gimmick account on Twitter called Make Everything Musou and I just made up a new thing that should be a Musou game every day. Just in case I somehow had never been clear about how I feel about Musou games.

My bisexual awakening was Resident Evil 4 and I choose not to interrogate what ripple effects may have come from that circumstance

Captain Torture

kissinger died during the -1 premiere and cheney died right after they announce G00 they are feeding old ass american rightwing politicians to godzilla like squeezing lemon onto fried chicken to get that perfect spielbergian taste

"Democrats Deeply Worried About the Repercussions of Victory" could be the defining statement of our generation.

Tonight our fundraiser for Brenden & Jen & raising awareness for Myasthenia Gravis continues. I'll be playing IRON LUNG & getting scared out of my wits for your amusement & money. Come through & show your support starting at 7pm EST. Stream: Twitch.tv/dj_stormageddon Donations: gofund.me/3982c0318

Don't be sad. Dick Cheney didn't die. He just returned home ❤️

It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us

I do not say this to tamp down people's excitement for Hyrule Warriors, please go forth and be joyful and find some fucking fun in this world. I wish I could join you, I've just been brain broken by how good DW Origins hit. I need my drugs to be stronger, more concentrated, maybe laced with fent.

The thing about the new Hyrule Warriors is it isn't going to feel as good as Dynasty Warriors Origins. As one of the resident Musou sickos, I have tried to go back to other Musou games I loved, and they feel lacking. Origins just executed those core mechanics too well and left everything in the dust

I feel like if you consider yourself a liberal, a Democrat, a progressive, a moderate, whatever, and Trump endorses the guy you plan to vote for... that should be an instant wake-up call that you are planning on the wrong choice.

Sending my condolences to Hell for the new guest that just arrived

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

Drink my sinister podcast

hit da bricks

Hang on now let's hold our judgment, they're onto something here

Castle Bravo is waking back up from its slumber! @dollblood.garden and I are joined by @samueltolbert.bsky.social to talk about 2002's Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, featuring a fan-favorite new take on Mechagodzilla. Catch us on your podcast app of choice! open.spotify.com/episode/06TZ...

Welp. Time to turn on the ol' podcasting machine again.

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business