Interview with the Vampire is now on my Netflix and is there anything more festive than Louis and Lestat being messy bitches? 🩸🎁

I heard there was a secret verse That David used to make AI worse But you don't really want to pub that, do ya

Yesterday I did exercise and today my ab muscles hurt. Reader, I didn't know I had ab muscles. Ow. And, yes, I'll go back to that class next week.

2 HONEY 2 CRISP

Tom Stoppard possibly wrote a lot of your fave movie lines 👇

Maya Hawke is carrying Stranger Things, so sometimes nepobabies are very good

Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

Thinking about how many seasons of Syfy Channel shows we could've had with the amount of money Stranger Things has for one season

Did a dog write this?

muppets wearing scarves is thanksgiving’s most beautiful tradition

Ourobobus

we need this

I'd like to see the Supergirl movie that's already been made but scrapped AND a new Star Trek with Pine & co. Most of my despotic demands would be about TV, though. So many.

black friday sale is now open! 30% off everything in my shop until Sunday! poorlyformed.com/shop/

‘Tulip’ comes from the Turkish word ‘tülbent’ which means "turban." The flower got its name from the resemblance of its overlapping petals to the folds of fabric in a turban.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

My phone is USB-C, so the charger goes in either way but I still think of Sherlock every time I have trouble plugging it in

One sick puppy.

I love Only Murders in the Building but watching this season is such a slog despite the fun POV stuff every now and then. (Also Mabel looks so different and it's weirding me out. Even her outfits are bad this year!)

I've had only one cup of coffee today and I'm so yawny already and it's like 8:30 PM. I was also woken up very early but c'mon.

If movies continue to be over 2.5 hours long and media corporations want us to watch them in cinemas, BRING BACK INTERMISSIONS.

Miss Norway at the Miss Universe pageant took me out. 10/10, she should guest host New Scandinavian Cooking www.instagram.com/reel/DROqyRn...

Oh hey I should maybe watch Wicked part 1 at some point, huh

Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.

The thing about any recent Carol Kane role is that I assume she's still playing Pelia on Star Trek SNW, so this is just a secret crossover on Poker Face

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Just realized that TIME magazine is probably going to do something dumb and name AI as the Person of the Year, isn't it?

That sound you hear is dozens of Muppet nerds at our little keyboards trying to convey how much violence is an important part of the franchise so actually yes this would be 100% in keeping with things.

Life is short. Use the stickers.

Back in my day, if you wanted to be taught about knife play by a bear named “Kumma” you had to wait until the Folsom Street Fair.

My justification ya filthy animals 🥰 theplaylist.net/rian-johnson...

“you’re too old for fandom” is ridiculous. i only want to read fanfiction written by people old enough to know what the citrus scale is.

asd;flknasdf i hate this for all of us

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Grover just made me cry a little. #SesameStreet #BeKindToYourself

How am I not a bear or a Moomin because impending winter makes me so hungry and so sleepy at all times??? Just bring salmon, fresh fruits and every other delicious thing to my bedcave, ok?

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

For #RobertLouisStevensonDay (I'm running late I grant you) I give you D E Stevenson, 2nd cousin of RLS whose father disapproved of her writing so she did so in the attic of their Edinburgh house. She sold 7 million copies of her 40 novels. Yes, more than RLS. Gaun Dorothy. Where are the Women tho?

This is why Havok is the less popular summers brother.

Sharkies 🦈🌊 #art #sharks

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

I ate a pear as part of my breakfast and it was so good I'm still thinking about it

Somehow it's only November 14th even though it's been November for what feels like years already??? We're not even at the halfway mark???!!!

when every other person on social media saw the aurora borealis but you

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load. So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

FINALLY A REASON TO LIVE YAY! MY WIFE EDDIE IS COMING HOME

I'm in two different Wordle group chats, one in a discord and one on WhatsApp. Sometimes people talk about the wordle of the day without saying it and I have always fully forgotten it two minutes after playing and occasionally need to go check it on Wordle to know what people are taking about.