that's right

that noem story is not helping the allegations that all of these people are self-righteous closeted freaks

i had a thought that maybe my migraine drug played a part in gaining weight but it turns out that's not really reported as a side effect and it's actually more commonly associated with weight loss. so if anything it's _more_ my own fault

West Lafayette Indiana is calling you my large young friend

If you're going to refuse to use any platform that is using AI for software engineering, you're going to have to stop using the internet pretty soon. This is just the way that development works now, and it's like that because people find it really useful.

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...

In what world is it okay for the Defense Secretary to make multi-million dollar investments in defense companies: a) Ever; b) In the run-up to starting a war in the Middle East FT has the scoop: www.ft.com/content/744e... In a functional democracy, he would offer his resignation tonight.

man

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/u... let's hear him out. maybe he needed it

sometimes i try to have conversations with peers who all have young children. and I'm like, yeah I'm trying to watch more mecha anime lately

stop trying to make rahm emanuel happen. negative charisma. get him off my screen

A lot depends on who we’re sending there and whether there are any plans to bring them back.

i do not appreciate Lowe's using ludacris' "millennial sleeper cell activation signal" song "Rollout" in its commercials

I’m sorry, but the correct plural is Taylors Lautner, like Attorneys General.

#indy #blimpwatch: blimp sighting confirmed

"easy access to the interstate" certainly one way to describe this location www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

Swalwell: "I want to knock out this argument we even need ICE doing what they're doing in the first place. If they are so easily moved from our streets, where they are terrorizing people, to passing out bottles of water in the airport, did we really need them terrorizing people in the first place?"

This should be an impeachable offense. I understand that we’re way past any of that, but that shouldn’t stop us from naming it.

jesus christ purdue

we need a ban on alternate camera angles for basketball games

I don't think people fully appreciate how apocalyptic things are for US science. I haven't had any new funding since 2024, but I'm still ok since typical grants are for three years. This means next year I will be completely out of funding and will have to fire everyone in the lab. It's not great.

By posting this, I hereby DO NOT give permission to the Iranian government or related entities to strike ANY and ALL of our military bases, power plants, or energy depots. All military generals please copy and paste this, do not share! President DONALD J. TRUMP

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

finished this bio of Mike Nichols today by @markharris.bsky.social. a really stunning work about an endlessly fascinating and complex man. I'm sad to be done with it. www.goodreads.com/book/show/53...

listening to the new BTS album. not for me, don't really enjoy it. but I'm happy for them and their fans

It’s big ball chunky time

steelbearinghand.bandcamp.com/album/slay-i... whatever else is going on in your life, you can alwats put on some STEEL BEARING HAND and feel powerful

Iran dons Strait Jacket

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

come on man. they'd tear my ass up. i have a prescription shampoo

what happened to if you have time to lean you have time to clean. or does that only apply to me making $7.25/hr to sell shitty frozen yogurt and not the highly paid murder squad

counted 25 ICE officers (most with ERO vests) during my 26-minute wait in the LGA Terminal C Touchless line this morning. every one of them was either standing doing nothing or slowly walking the length of the line doing nothing. at least four were in masks.

This is exactly the kind of shit I would’ve been into in 2006

I've loved Star Wars for 30 years and I think the fundamental problem now, as far as making new stuff is concerned, is that somehow an entire galaxy is way, way too small. The whole dang thing revolves around one family and like four planets. Intimacy matters in epics, but that's pigeonholing.

www.wthr.com/article/news... some classic nimby bingo board quotes here

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Surely it would be more cost-effective to simply pay Iran to reopen the strait

no species is invasive on stolen land

Y’ALL CORNMEGEDDON IS HAPPENING

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

I think we should offer Trump exactly as much grace as he offers everyone else

neurosis.bandcamp.com/album/an-und... did not really expect to see another Neurosis album... ever

we should absolutely do all of this, it will make the proceedings of the Truth and Reconciliation Decade that much more dramatic

no thanks, I'll stick with Bible Adventures (1991)

I had assumed I'd be able to tell right away, but YouTube autoplayed a "fake" album for me the other day and I was genuinely digging it for a few songs before I got suspicious

1940-2026

as good a weekend as ever to watch Delta Force, Missing in Action, Invasion USA, Lone Wolf McQuade... defining actor of the 80s action era.

such a perfect microcosm of the whole administration: they are trying to do evil things but also full of conmen and grifters