one year update... there is a spicy version of this. I repeat: spicy salted egg salmon skin

1978-2026

Restrict to ~20 mile land border jurisdiction, everyone hired after 2024 who you can’t lay charges on goes on the remote southern border in the summer and the remote northern border in the winter to encourage addition by subtraction, remove from DHS and put under DoI would I think be the start.

i love drinking a cold brew way too quickly and entering 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘭

on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.

genuinely thought they said the italian president's name was sergio mozzarella

Just unspeakably cruel

Indy solo snowcation day: - checked out the contemporary exhibit at the Eiteljorg (very good) - picked up some film history books at Central library - Lunch @ Love Handle - Saw "Dead Man's Wire" A+

I'd obviously vote for her but I'd love if she were a Senator for a while. the gerontocracy isn't great but Obama is still in his prime years and making Netflix documentaries

experts say Trump taking a "softer touch" on gutter racism

it's funny that 'podcast' has gone from meaning "episodic audio broadcast you listen to on an ipod" to "video interview series hosted by a celebrity you watch on Netflix"

incredible that there are so many of these

the indiana bmv website has not been updated in sixteen years. it didn't work then and it doesn't work now

my younger dog really likes to have a seat, my paunch will suffice (yes we are at the vet because she might've gotten bit by a squirrel)

final days of funemployment. time to get as much Good Computer time in before having to go back to Bad Computer

‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." … She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’

The only response here is a motion to enjoin the whole operation If the government's position is "I'm sorry your honor but we don't be the capacity to both respect constitutional rights and conduct the operation as it is currently being conducted" the answer is "then you must stop the operation"

starting to think this guy isn't on the level

sounds like the answer is yes

this album sounds like an undiscovered nordic metal band from 1987 (in a good way) vaulderie.bandcamp.com/album/sangui...

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Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets

put on the "random old SNL" channel to see phil hartman as Trump in the cold-open back in 1990. he's sure been a malignant growth on this nation for four decades now!

i love commercials with folk music that make me feel good about my credit card or car insurance

all these "multi agent harness gastown crabbot" things just sound like monkeys-on-typewriters-as-a-service

six more weeks of ₩ł₦₮ɆⱤ

i guess there's nothing left to do but start watching Armored Troopers VOTOMS from the beginning

oranssi pazuzu coming to Indy (+ Wayfarer opening - who I've seen twice headlining). very cool stuff

warmed up enough today for the squirrels to check out their stashes. dog #2 immediately goes out and gets into a fight with one. someone bit someone but I'm not sure who

Here ya go! www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

reading your timeline like

this is not a drill: To Live and Die in LA, one of the greatest crime films ever made, is on Criterion this month www.criterionchannel.com/stunts/seaso...

In a world of absolutely shitty and disgusting famous people, it's pretty great that Dave Bautista and Jason Momoa are just out here, guys being dudes, loving their dogs and making fun movies and TV, and not being shitty and disgusting

alright everyone. you've got till midnight on the chotiner posts. wrap it up

Secret police put a beat down on a grandmother in Oregon, tearing her rotator cuff while pulling her from a car, before dumping out her purse and fleeing the scene after finding a US passport.

Two of the funniest people ever in three of the funniest movies ever. Watch Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara in Christopher Guest's WAITING FOR GUFFMAN, BEST IN SHOW, and A MIGHTY WIND tonight starting at 8pm ET on Pluto TV Comedy: pluto.tv/us/live-tv/5...

it's not a guilty pleasure. you are the target audience

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Oh man, this one hurts. Catherine O’Hara was an absolute comic genius. Just so sharp and always calibrated perfectly to the moment. Gone way too young. Rest in peace, you brilliant star.

i walked into a store the other day and the shop owner finished a story with "...everything was great until they ran out of staples!" and a group of old people listening to him all burst out in laughter. i want to know what the story was

this package has continued on through arizona, new mexico, texas and illinois. it may finally make it to me today

Backpacking along the border in Far West Texas, you'd leave gallons of water outside the vehicle cuz nobody traversing desert wilderness is breaking into a beater Subaru for the CDs on the front seat. If Border Patrol saw them they'd empty them out in the hope of more migrant dehydration deaths.

They do this parting shot with tear gas all the time, pretty much a matter of policy at this point. Maybe a Bovino special? We’ll see.

i enjoyed the martian and "project hail mary" seems interesting enough but I cannot stand the millennial nerd-core way he writes

They gave a bunch of roided up thugs weapons and made them immune from legal consequences. You can't really tinker around the edges of something like that, you have to end it

If a non-citizen neighbor gets kidnapped by ICE, you supposedly have about 4-5 hours to file a habeas petition in Minnesota to prevent ICE from shipping people to Texas. They are moving people that quickly regardless of whether or not they have legal status.

"A political-looking man raised his hand and spoke with some kind of African accent"

damn