Forcing employees to violate the Hatch Act is brazen even for them.

Got my performance review.

JAPANESE LETTER TO HOME: Mother, I am at peace, even in war. because I will protect you in the eternal sky. If death means fulfilling my duty, I have nothing to fear. AMERICAN LETTER: Ma they even got sloppy beans here at mess and they let you have doubles PS I sunk the battleship Yamato

Tom Clancy’s All-Hands Meeting

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

"Are ghost candles a fire hazard?" Is that a real candle that looks like a ghost or a candle in another plane of existence that looks like a ghost and was lit by a ghost or did the ghost light a real candle in our plane of existence and the appearance of the candle is irrelevant. Help us help you.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink

Michael Eisner, welcome to the Resistance.

Oh man, I just saw the banner on eBay regarding tariffs and the suspension of the de minimis exemption. Guess I’ll be waiting to purchase those retro games and niche media types 🥲

honda, accord thyself

I know plenty of Gamers™️ and none of their play stats hold a candle to my aunt on Animal Crossing and Disney Dreamlight Valley.

Wait, this one is good. This is such a roller coaster.

Damn, RIP

An Orlando restaurant owner has turned 49 parking spots outside her eatery into art spaces. This move is in response to a state mandate removing rainbow-colored crosswalks and other street art in Florida.

Hard to stay silly in the wake of a personally devastating year

The Knick

I’m always thinking about Shits Fucked, Seven Tower Attack Rock Your World Forever.

Anyway go Sox

Christina Hendricks, best known as the hand model on the American Beauty poster,

Testing this out with one of the classics:

you can tell how raveled I am by how early I start to get excited for Halloween and let’s just say I have already broken out the skeleton shirt as of today September 3rd

Good idea, Linda www.wbur.org/news/2025/08...

In Super Mario 64, the haunted chairs and normal chairs are actually the exact same object, whose behavior is determined solely by how close it is to the piano. Chairs close to the piano get it assigned as a parent object. Only parentless chairs are coded to become haunted.

“this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities”

It’s an annual event so common in these parts I once paid tribute to it in HO scale.

my son is texting photos from the supreme court gift shop

i didnt get this the first few times i saw jurassic park. but i get it now

This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.

Some of you need to hear this

Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.

The MBTA announced that it would start extending service on all subway lines “by about one hour” on Friday and Saturday nights starting Aug. 24. The agency also plans to lengthen nighttime service for select bus and ferry routes. trib.al/y7e7p7h

It's so crazy how little people talk about this wikipedia page I'm reading right now

ok look I'm just having fun now

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? People can intuit that a car will lose to a train in a kinetic energy collision battle, but don’t realize how badly the car will lose. There could be just an axle left of a dump truck and a few mere scrapes on the locomotive.

When I say “trust the process,” this is the process I’m talking about

Always anchor your furniture to the wall to prevent tip-overs!

Needed a little prize for a Thing so I printed some of my famous keychain spirographs. One of the first things I ever 3D modeled back in ~2018

How I wish America’s congestion-obsessed transportation engineers understood Paul Krugman’s point here paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-limits...

I think it’s worth noting that part of what happened to this man was being told they didn’t believe he and his husband were really married

This Ezra Klein piece is likely the best piece of writing I've read about Israel since Oct 7. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/20/o...

[Mitski voice] My baby, my baby… #skycards

Insomnia yakisoba

This being in the standard Archie art style is making me lose it.

6 Underground. I can usually find things to like in stupid action movies, but that was TOO stupid.

The female gaze

Sorting my Skycards deck by speed and my F-15 is just blowing everything else out of the water.

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

If nothing else, this is a man deeply insecure about his hairline.