No offense but maybe the worst group of people you could have asked

Hamilton is on the same level of those VHS tapes they played for us in elementary school that taught us to respect our teachers thru rapping

If you don't like my crank opinions about music, you are correct. In order to contextualize them, you should know two things about me: 1. I hate fun. 2. I think art, even at its silliest or most seemingly insubstantial, should always be a painful harrowing of the soul.

Wow #Gamer

[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me

Almost nothing makes me laugh as hard as @itsdings.bsky.social movie reviews

Bisexuals should do gender reveals for their partners

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

I don't really mind my block/mute/list notifications, I only signed up just in case I ever feel like doing forensics on how I pissed someone off, but for the first time just now I saw one that's like HEY WAIT. This is vile slander, I do NOT share Star Wars opinions on here.

On domestic issues Biden was a much better president than I expected, probably the best of my lifetime, but he utterly failed on his entire stated reason for running: to save the country from Trump. He seemed incapable of understanding that winning the 2020 election was the beginning, not the end.

Have you guys seen this

timeout for promoting self harm for saying that “Hillary Clinton should go jump in a river” verbatim

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Can think of two things wrong with this so-called grasshopper

the shooter was an online gamer. it's important for newsrooms to understand video games more than ever. that's where i step in. so umamusume: pretty derby (ウマ娘 プリティーダービー) is a gacha horse racing simulator based on real life japanese race horses. in the world of umamusume, anime girls replace horses,

[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

first off, as a white descendent of europeans, i'd like to apologize for the crimes of european colonialism, slavery, and all the rest. second, as a descendant of the indigenous peoples of the americas, i'd like to accept my apology,

I won't hide the ball: I am NOT on here to be chill. I'm chill in real life. But Online is where I go to get out all my pissy toddler energy so that I'm able to be chill in person

Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"

Witnessed a ribbon cutting at a new rest stop in OH. I wasn't sure what was going on since it was packed. I asked a guy at the door if I could enter. A short old man, some official, emerged from the crowd and hobbled forward, arms outstretched, and said "Yes! Come in! Come in and use the bathroom!"

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

Having had EXACTLY the type of liberal arts education that this guy is fetishizing (and I value it too!) my favorite people to hold a conversation with are people who know all this shit and just want to talk about poop and cum

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.

N: probably Vancouver, I think that's further north than Thunder Bay E: Italy and Switzerland S: Yucatan, Mexico W: South Korea can't believe I've never been to the southern hemisphere huh

I really mean this: until very recently it was gay to be bisexual and now it's straight to be bisexual

Minnesota Queer Legislators Caucus release on recent comments from national leading Democrats regarding trans rights.

How it feels to be a white guy with dreads

Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird. (he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...

.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this

Padme: I think the yellow M&M is kinda cute ☺️ Unassuming and nice. I guess that’s why….. I always save the yellow ones for last… Anakin: 😏 I like grinding the shells 😒 in my teeth and 😔 spitting the chocolate onto the hot grass 😌 To put spit onto my grass out here.

TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:

Hello there

For the millionth time, centrists are just republicans trying to not get yelled at

Me: Bud, could you stop barking at the UPS guy? My dog, hearing me in the pathetic voice of a little bird: Do visitors to the sea not expect to hear Poseidon himself, in the rasp of the waves and wail of the wind? So too must interlopers to the porch hear me: its god.

Been thinking a lot about video game item shop music and how it could loosely be interpreted as “what Japanese composers think bluegrass sounds like”

Somebody call Starship Troopers