Morning everyone. Today’s the day of one of the worst fixtures we play.

Let the national campaign begin. Binface For Eurovision 2027!

Though smaller than last year, the Unite the Kingdom march over the weekend was still sickening. The resurgence of out-and-out racism in the UK, from demands for remigration of British Asians to Antisemitic slurs on placards at both demonstrations, demands we meet this moment.

If I’m a Spurs fan who has seen Xavi Simons and Cristian Romero sent off for comparable challenges this season and has just seen Havertz get away with that, my head would be on Mars Oh no I am a Spurs fan

Coming out of what is (hopefully) my final full-freight chemo treatment. Still feeling bum, but every day is an improvement from here on out. Next up: CT scan on Wednesday (with all the connected "scanxiety") and hopefully transition to ongoing "Diet Chemo" treatments next week.

So Lee Anderson, who said Islamists have "got control" of Sadiq Khan, wants to close every food bank in the country, and is committed to bringing back the death penalty, has now been made Chairman of Reform UK

The panic around Zohran Mamdani says more about threatened elites than about his policies. When a politician proves government can actively improve daily life instead of serving oligarchs, establishment politics suddenly discovers a deep concern for “stability.”

In just months, Zohran Mamdani has shown what politics looks like when leaders actually try governing for ordinary people instead of donors and cable news panels. Affordable housing, childcare, transit, workers’ dignity and immigrant protection are not “radical” ideas.

WARNING: There is a significant chance that you will die of cringe watching this video.

The man who bankrupted a casino has now also managed to produce the first football world cup nobody wants to attend, there has never been anyone else who ever possessed this level of ability at failing

Big announcement on March 3. No part of this ever happened.

The Campaign Against Anti-Semitism repeatedly deliberately misled the Court; and a former patron said it was "using antisemitism as a front to attack Labour." This judgment really ought to be more widely known.

On Saturday, we presented our Women’s team’s Captain Bethany England with a commemorative plaque to thank her for her dedication over the last few years 🤍

Spot on.

I have been a stand-up comedian for 17 years, full-time performer for 9, the fees for gigs have barely gone up in that time. It's about £250-£300 to headline a gig usually, that's about what it was a decade ago. Petrol is almost 50% more expensive than it was a decade ago. You get the picture.

A leading 'Raise the Colours' flag activist, who claims to be fighting to "protect our women" from migrants, has pled guilty to assaulting a woman bylinetimes.com/2026/05/18/f...

I think this would actually kill Reform. These fuckers are in it for the money. Without the extra perks, I doubt they could field enough candidates

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

Yesterday Far Right leader Tommy Robinson and his followers openly called for Islam to be removed from the UK and us Muslims to be remigrated. If he had said this about Jews, quite rightly, there would be a national response. But it has been eerily quiet today.

I’ll say it again: it’s not just bad recruitment, it’s malpractice to leave a squad short when competing in Europe most years. It causes compounding injuries. Particularly when the league’s refereeing directives encourage reckless physicality for the sake of entertainment.

Almost zero coverage of the worst anti Muslim hate we have witnessed in the UK in our lifetime. This is deeply concerning and hugely damaging. How the nation responds in these immediate days is vital. A lack of response is the worst possible response.

May not keep this one up too long, but here is a temperature check of where we are at these days with formerly 'just a normal classical liberal' types

It is a sign of how much Tottenham Hotspur have hurt me over the years that I am seeing these "we only need one point!" messages and thinking - no, we could *easily* go out and lose 11-0 to Chelsea because we're Spurs... This isn't over until it's over. #COYS

Prejudice toward one community is prejudice towards us all.

The absolute state of the fash.

The government isn't forcing churches and community centres and town halls across the country to fly the Ukrainian flag. People are doing it themselves because we see a battle and we know which side we are on. There are lots of ways in which Reform is wildly out of touch with Britain.

Thing is that people want to condone football conspiracy theorists.... Then you hear that Arsenal have not received one red card or conceded a penalty all season. A team has never gone a whole season with this stat. The league stinks this year. Operation Stop Man City at all costs in Operation

If people were as obsessed with the UK's *actual* voting rules as much as they were with Eurovision voting rules, we'd have proportional representation tomorrow...

Ah, legitimate concerns right there.

Waiting to find out Arsenal won Eurovision by forming a meat wall around the other acts

Isn't it interesting that the first instinct of these "freedom of speech warriors", who lose their mind if someone takes down one of their cheap polyester flags, is totry and destroy property in order to shut down anything that might challenge their view?

Rod Stewart is shit

Anything that makes Rod Stewart happy should make us all sad

VAR going to decide the Scottish league as well as the English one then...

One of the biggest mistakes by the government was to tolerate and pander to this group. Far right extremist thugs posing as patriots, who should have been clamped down on from day one www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Wait you guys can read

Tesco boss’s pay rises by more than £1m to £10.8m. 3m Britons skip meals, can't afford to buy food. Tesco profits hit £3.15bn. There are no controls of fat-cattery. Shareholder votes are advisory, not binding. Workers have no say. Customers have no say.

Moscow’s man takes to the streets of London…

Labour wouldn't, for a second, consider stepping aside for The Greens under any circumstances. Start from there.

I sometimes feel insane that we don't constantly talk about the time Labour gave a black guy who was poised to unseat Nigel Farage the sack because he was a better poster than Keir Starmer

He allegedly deliberately ran someone over in his van and left the scene! I’d say that was a pretty good reason to arrest him

😭😭😭😭 the police made Raise the Colours cry by arresting their leader Ryan Bridge when he got to London 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tommy Robinson is marching through London again today. He presents himself as a patriot, a journalist, and a victim of the establishment. But in reality he is a serial criminal with a rap sheet two decades long. Here’s the record he’d rather you didn’t read. 🧵

Madam I guarantee you will be within 20ft of a nonce throughout the entire march

Perfect way to illustrate that it's called horseshoe theory because youd have to have been kicked in the head by a horse to subscribe to it

If this isn't "designed to stir up hatred" against Jews, what is? Why are the Met not arresting them?

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI