Sped up the audio because it was too long and also Ben is in Australia so I can’t just text him about this new thing I learned

POTSies and chronically ill homies: if you are a Bloody Mary or tomato juice lover, a can of V8 contains 900+MG of sodium!!!! I dress mine up. Virgin Mary. It’s delicious and will help you hit your electrolyte goals.

Wow 🤩🥰

Flying 4,100 miles across the Atlantic Ocean to London & spending thousands on accommodations in May. Registered with their disability access scheme (an insane hoop I had to jump through). And now I don’t even want to go to a game because I GENUINELY hate the manager of my football club.

He is actually delusional

FRANK IS NOT THE GUY. SACK HIM!!!!!!! NOW

I’m not an expert but this looks like a very poorly coached team more than a group of terrible soccer players

I hate when I call my mom and she’s busy doing her own life and stuff She’s my mom she should absolutely always have time to talk to me about a dream I had on the phone

You know the general mood amongst Spurs fans based on how many Son/Dele NASTY goal clips they post on Facebook. Right now it’s bad because it’s a lot

If you knew me in 2016 I’m sorry

In the last year I have given up alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, processed sugar, most dairy & remain GF. I work out 4 days/week & consume 100oz+ water a day. To any other person this lifestyle would have them feeling incredible but this is what I have to do to just feel ok as a chronically ill person.

Prevent future insurrections with this one simple trick

I quit nicotine (my longest and ugliest habit, since I turned 18) 2 weeks ago. While I feel mostly great, I am hypotensive at rest because of my POTS. Vaping was literally keeping my blood pressure normal 😭 I will not be going back but that is something I never anticipated being a problem.

I don’t give a fuck, sack him TONIGHT.

I won

Not skeeting until I have something nice to say

Please my grandma sends me these amazing graphics for every holiday and this is my favorite one so far

I’m tired of this grandpa

I am in a bitter bidding war with someone on eBay over this camera

Just got like 4 rolls of film back: a thread

lol

lol

SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!

I will be blocking any and all Brennan Johnson slanderers. Do not text.

I shoot on ALL canon cameras currently. I shoot all my professional work on an R6. My p&s film camera is a canon. I have an A1. Spent the last 1.5 hours down a rabbit hole & have convinced myself I need a canon F1 w a motor drive. Never revisit shooting film if that’s been a hobby for u in the past.

Christened my new water bottle with some stickers @poppenarts.com got me forever ago but this one is my fave lol

Pedro Porno count your days

These hairline VAR offside calls are really improving the quality of the game

Put Dane Scarlett on I want to see something

RICHYYYYYY

There are two wolves inside me: One is on 30 mg of propranolol (chilled out) and the other is about to start her period (I just snapped at my husband for wanting to watch YouTube and then rolled over and decided I was in a better mood because my heart rate is low)

Just ordered a bunch of film including some black and white film. I haven’t shot any black and white film since I was in high school/college so I’m excited about that!!

Garnacho needs some fucking TONER 😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s worse than I thought

Can someone TLDR Frank’s presser for me, I fear if I watch it myself it’s going to send me into a rage. Hearing it from my favorite bsky peeps will soften the blow

Been ranging from 96/62 to 102/65 in the mornings for WEEKS and now it’s PERFECT 😛😎🤪😌😤

Spurs are 14th but my blood pressure is behaving and normal today so I’ll take the wins where I can

Dunk on this ho Mark Cuban @coleraineyid.bsky.social

Instacarted some mocktail ingredients yesterday bc I’m flaring. I asked for 4 oranges. Tonight I wanted to make myself a cute lil drink and I sliced them open to find they are grapefruits. I can’t have grapefruit because of certain meds I’m on 😭 Merry Christmas

Waking up to low barometric pressure when u have chronic headaches

Y’all I am so tired of having medical conditions that have had such little research done on them. When I was surgically diagnosed with endometriosis I asked my OB “why? What causes it? Will it come back?” And she just shrugged at me. When I was diagnosed with POTS, shoulder shrugs too.

I Am Learning So Much

Q for my Brit friends: I have surmised from context clues that calling someone a ‘muppet’ means u think they’re being silly. Never really encountered the term til I entered online footy spaces. Sometimes it seems malicious & sometimes playful. Which side of the spectrum does that term fall on?

This article is extremely personal for me. www.huffpost.com/entry/colon-...

I had to make an adjustment to my meds which requires me to now wake up at 7AM and be a morning person. I am not a morning person. I wake up at like 8:30 normally, sometimes 9. However, it’s starting to grow on me a little. I eat breakfast now and everything.

I need someone to explain to me why people don’t want to wash their hands ever. So many people I know who are sick constantly tell me they wash their hands like 2x a day. I wash my hands so much in a day, esp during flu season. I was like this b4 Covid and I feel like it’s gotten worse since Covid.

Didn’t think I needed more reasons to hate them as an institution but here we are. Rapist protectors. Defenders of genocide.

The immediate stuttering and panic throwing out fake statistics and crying because Ty Mitchell is from Derby, England is *chefs kiss* The cherry on top of this weekend 🧑‍🍳