Check this ref’s bank account

DUDE. What the fuck is this officiating

Cold smoked salmon, roasted potatoes and massaged kale avocado salad with a lemon ginger dressing, jalapeño and apple

“HeLpS wHeN tHe OpPoNeNt DoEsNt ShOw Up”

I genuinely forgot what it’s like to enjoy watching Spurs play

You’re all welcome to disagree but we’re in a relegation battle so of course it feels like this is the best we’ve played in a year. Objectively, no? But yall should loosen up. Stop correcting me lmao

This is the best football we have played this season.

Tel is scoring today Watch this space

What’s one show your parents wouldn’t let you watch when you were a kid? My mom wouldn’t let us watch Beavis and Butt-Head.

Just thinking about how Spurs are probably getting relegated and started laughing because how fucking ABSURD is this reality we are living in?? On top of everything else that’s shitty about the world right now, my sports team is so bad it’s literally historical. This is the worst timeline.

Where else is his hand supposed to be in that situation

PSG Bayern match is fuckin HOT wow

I did an in home family session today for one of my friends and their daughter sent me home with the cutest note 🥹🥹🥹

Men should lean into their natural submissive nature more

Flowers to Kinsky. He is so mentally strong man

Bring Relegation Battle Richy

Dude can fucking choke omg I hate him

Seeing Anthony Taylor walk out of that tunnel just filled me with actual dread lmaooooo

The fotmob 15 minute match reminder feels like a threat My body reacts like I’m being chased

Tottenham Hotspur posts AI slop on social media now too lol

I’m white woman maxxing

I ordered an owala tumbler and I’ve never had a tumbler before. Really excited as a person in my 30s but also as a person who has POTS

Happy birthday to me

I also absolutely abhor the way the average soccer watching man in this country will speak down to me like I don’t know any ball at all. It happens to me regularly. I don’t ever know how to explain I am not a casual.

Sometimes I talk to other Spurs fans who aren’t real haters like me (more common amongst fans in the United States) and I have to disengage from them because they’ll say nice stuff about our rivals. I need you to be a hater with vitriol or don’t talk to me about footy

There is no person more rattled than someone who used the “😂😂😂😂” emoji repeatedly. Next time someone tries to have a go at you in your replies, go to the profile and look around a little. No less than 20-30 😂 emojis will exist in the last 5 replies they’ve posted to their rival teams fans

My team sucks ass and are probably being relegated but I can still revel in watching Arsenal bottle the league for the 4th year in a row. 2nd place quadruple. Incredible.

The fact that he didn’t go there. What the fuck

The girls are fightingggggg

Had to be him

Dude come on

“The racism is just online and not match goers” Girl who do you think the match goers are comprised of? People who likely exist online. If they’re not anon they’re not risking their tickets to say what they feel. They’re liking the anon racist content. They are silently agreeing w racist remarks.

Just remembered there’s white people named Asia

I’m not actually sad, despite my chronic illness woes I have actually really enjoyed 30 and getting older don’t scare me none :)

Just remembered I turn 31 next week

My dad, fresh off his divorce from my mom, put The Matrix on the TV & then fell asleep while I was laying on the couch with him. Age 7. I didn’t know how to turn the TV off or anything.

Just got hissed at by a Canadian goose

Get outta my club

There is no magic in this team and there hasn’t been for awhile.

I feel only despair

I cannot believe Brobbey injured two of our players and didn't even get whistled for a foul

This rabbit has been sussing me out for like an hour and it turns out she has babies nearby and we got to see them! Video in thread

Having a parent who loves you but doesn’t really like you as a person is such a weird thing that has definitely shaped the kind of person I am today

Ben criticized Elon Musk in front of my dad, a Korean man who is a staunch republican my whole life who LOVES Musk. I told everyone to stfu or I’d get in my car and drive home after traveling 3 hours to visit. We sat in silence for several minutes before my step mom started talking about paper mache

Is it mathematically possible

This feels so bad

So glad I picked this year to visit England for the first time