We need to stop giving the World Cup to 3rd world countries who simply aren't sophisticated enough to stage it.

IT'S WHISPER QUIET @garethevans1975.bsky.social

If Andy Burnham has given us nothing else he has created a situation in which Danny Kruger has had to go on TV and defend his candidate claiming he wants to "smell and lick" Carole Vorderman's backside.

Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜

So if he goes and Bissouma is gone that's room for 2 passing midfielders.

This is my formal request that all Spurs supporters adopt the “No one likes us, we don’t care” ethos of Philadelphia sports fans. Climbing greased lampposts optional but highly encouraged. #COYS (Did we steal the song from Millwall? Maybe, but fuck ‘em)

I hope he stays.

Would you prefer: 1. Migration down to zero? OR: 2. Functioning public services, a growing economy, pensions being contributed to, taxes being paid, universities staying afloat, care homes staffed and the NHS not collapsing into a smoking crater? One or the other - you can’t have both.

“Great success! People are leaving the UK in droves because we’re horrible to immigrants and have told them we plan to be worse in the future. This withering can only be a great thing for our nation. Let’s tell more people it’s shit here.”

a disgrace not only to the office of the president but to military families who have lost loved ones

Wait, you can do this? I just assumed... no, I'm ok, but, wow... (stares N17wards)

That #thfc letter in full.

The fact that everyone's reaction to that letter has been, yeah, nice words, whatever, get on with it, shows you the absolutely desperate mess that the club is in. People simply don't believe they will act, and have 25 years of evidence to back it up.

Pretty unequivocal here. A mea culpa that they now have to back up with proper big club behaviour. www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/1070020...

The number of box fresh replica shirts on view yesterday suggests to me a load of bandwagon jumpers, and they don't have the cultural reach everyone thinks they do. Of course, that doesn't include the hard core fans, like the Money-Coutts massive 🙄

This is another habit we have to break. We always wait for other teams to do their business and then work with what's left. We can't afford to work to their timetable. Get in early with proper offers for proper players. Help ourselves.

MOTD rewatch...

I mean...

My word. That is shocking.

Morning.

Oh, and don't ever tell me the stadium is a soulless bowl. Give us something to cheer, and it'll be like that every week, lads.

Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

Train tales. On the platform at WHL someone stacked it and they called an ambulance. Good wishes to them. At Edmonton Green I saw more vermin in their club shop barber's pole shit merch than I have in 3 years. We need to destroy them next season.

Excellent. Don't take any shit from these people. Apart from the lessons about what happens on the pitch, the big thing that we have to take away is that if we let them they will use us as a punching bag, so we have to punch back. They hate us, never forget it. Look at the glee the last few weeks.

De Zerbi: "Djed Spence came into my office yesterday to say he wanted to play. He said you're always talking about character and courage and I'm here if you need me."

Apparently even as West Han were battering them the Leeds fans were singing 'Lincoln away ole ole' but for every single team that's going to be in the Championship next season, and I for one applaud this kind of cruelty.

The good thing about this is they will be able to stop pretending that we're their rivals.

Vicario with a nice but of upside down piano there.

Gonna be a tense Father's Day over at the Dyers 👀😬

In amongst the relief it should also be noted that West Ham United are absolutely fucked.

TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR

Drained. Finished. Kevin Danso.

Stupid Sexy Palhinha Again

Right then, for Richy hopefully not celebrating, and the sheer relief of stress that the final whistle will bring, into these Spurs #coys

They're both on the bench, so keep believing people.

Today’s choice speaks for itself. IYKYK. Big up @garethevans1975.bsky.social @forzabahab.bsky.social @muswellhillspur.bsky.social @gingerbr.bsky.social tidal.com/track/319277...

*giving ChatGPT access to all my bank accounts* Oh boy, I can't wait to see what kind of insight this thing has into my finances. "You're right! Spending $3,600 on candles IS a perfectly reasonable household expense. Your family will be fine. Don't listen to the haters."

Not enough people are talking about this. A Florida airport was renamed after Donald Trump. He walked away with the trademark, the licensing rights, and a deal that lets him profit off every piece of merchandise sold there. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Donald Trump is certifiably insane 👇

I don't remember who first post it, I know it's been stolen thousands of times, but I still think about "Diana going home with a chippy tea"

because I know y’all can’t click and read

Never give up on your dreams

I love how he must have been told "go like that with your fingers" and he didn't realise he was meant to be holding the nail, not just making a strange sign for good luck or something. It's like a human form of AI, being shown something and not quite understanding what or why you are being shown

Simply world class. Anyone who has any doubts about him needs to follow a new sport.

okay hi Americans I don’t know who else needs to hear this but ‘nonce’ is not a catch all insult for someone you dislike. it does not mean dumbass. it does not mean asshole. it means paedophile. that’s why we call him Prince Nonce. thanks for coming to my ted talk

Lindsey Graham is rubbing his few remaining brain cells together and finally figuring out that Trump starting a war with Iran might've been a bad idea