Love Ange, love Cuti, love VdV. Interesting what he says about having to accept the bad with Romero.

When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:

Happy birthday you nonce!

I reckon the last time the son of a sovereign was taken into custody in Britain was the Duke of Monmouth in 1685.

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Really enjoyed The Bone Temple. Trippy, gory and a wonderfully OTT performance from Fiennes. The Iron Maiden scene is quite something.

football-observatory.com/UEFA-Champio... VdV and Spence no surprise, Gray and Bentancur more so. Davinson Sanchez and Kolo Muani also make an appearance...

The @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social is 100% correct here. These AI images are damaging history and they are a very real threat to the history of the #Holocaust.

Davinson!

New Spurs ink

The 16-year-old has just asked if we can watch The Wire. Yes son, yes we can...

I never had a choice in the matter. I was Spurs before I knew who Spurs were. My dad and uncles were all Spurs, my grandad was at the '21 cup final and my nan's babysitter was Arthur Rowe.

This is blackout poetry to me

Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.

So is Igor Tudor any good?

Get in!

Cunts

Judging by the stats, that first half at Brentford was about as entertaining as ours...

Come on Brentford...

Yourself? Is he auditioning for the next series of Celebrity Traitors?

Construction of the statue of Jimmy Hill. Rio de Janeiro 1922-31.

Just going to leave this here

Remember when Gary Lineker, who as far as I know pays tax in the UK, was told to stick to football?

But you can't make signings in January...

Nice easy win for England there. Never in doubt...

This midweek Palace home to Burnley and Forest home to Wolves. 🤔

5.30 start, no win since boxing day against a team with 3 wins from 3 under their new, ex-Spurs manager at a ground I've never seen us win in over 10 visits. What could possibly go wrong?

😍

I know we’re anti-AI on here but it’s excusable sometimes, right?

1. Goalkeeper 2. Defenders 3. Midfielders 4. Manager 5. Director of Football 6. CEO

How are they so bad at this?

Something about Palace coming off the tracks...

Being on training certainly has its advantages. I'd still be stuck in a staff meeting for another hour if I was at work...

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

In other news, today our lot accidently named Gallagher as Conorgher. That one's going to stick...

One of the greatest finishes you will EVER see. Simply jaw-dropping.

Vuskovic so good. Perhaps the Bundesliga signing of the season. But that Bayern defense… between Davies and Upamecano nobody was there to take care of him.

Great little thread, especially if you have cats...

New statement from CfT...

Fucking Gen Z have a lot to answer for. These things are not good...

Really enjoyed drinking with Burnley fans until they revealed they were all reform racists...

To Burnley. Up the Spurs!

Once more unto the breech...

This Europa League match on Thursday sounds like it’s going to be the friendliest in history.

Enjoyed @dannykellywords.bsky.social going full Greta Thunberg on @vftlpodcast.bsky.social

Has he gone yet?

Did Naybet die for this?