The cold war was fucking terrifying

I see Angel Gomes is apparently being lined up by Wolves - WOLVES FFS - as an option. Someone show me the data to tell me why he'd not be fucking great for us please and thank you.

South coast life! ❤️

I think it is

we’re right about ai too

[Kevin Keegan "I would love it..." rant here]

Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-on-minneapolis-residents-to-stop-obstructing-murders/

Right, I'm genuinely confused here. As a UK observer, I do not understand how the Dems are not front and centre, how it's left to individual politicians to be attacking ICE. Ignoring the terror and hoping the cost of living will be the issue again as people are terrorised and murdered?

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?... bit late to this but Harry Hill on the YouTube interviewing Stewart Lee is as great as it sounds. Super fun.

Can I just note that Spence on the right>>Porro and leave the rest to the experts. Frank isn't going anywhere until the end of the season unless his beloved Woolwich put a few past us at home. I ate too much at lunch, No No Please in That Brighton, and am essentially shutting down, right now.

Fighting a lurgy here so missed this yesterday, Malkmus and co do a grand cover. If you've not followed Track Of The Day yet, give it a go, you might like it.

I just saw a guy on the phone in Tesco. He said 'OK... OK. Thanks for telling me.' He then put back into the fridge two bottles of champagne which he'd been about to buy. I'll be thinking about it for a while probably.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Udogie is never fit, Benny D is broken, Souza is likely out on loan. Getting Robertson in will add an option on the left, allow Spence to rotate with Porro on the right and bring experience and high standards to the dressing room and squad. I genuinely see no downsides here.

I'm not one to wish ill on people, we don't see behind the curtain to know what makes them behave as they do, but: if you're the driver that steered into a puddle to soak me as I schlepped along the sea front in the driving rain just now, I hope you fucking die.

Jon Hopkins is a phenomenal artist. This is lovely.

@tottenhamhotspur.com you're due another email from me about this but the brick wall is depressing. How many shirt sales does associating with a platform actually creating 23k sexualised images of children justify.

We have reached the point in the winter training block where the data is going in the right direction, it's all very enjoyable, there's a slight whiff of optimism for a PB and... The lurgy you confidently thought you'd avoided arrives to fuck you over. Enforced detour on rain soaked 18k, you say?

I didn't view last night's start of the Thomas Frank Era Regen so to ask: was there any point to RKM when he trundled onto the pitch or did we effectively drop down to ten men too?

Genuinely, this is so very very unique to the UK, it's ace

Is...is it a 343?

Hang on, has he actually removed Tel from the Champions League squad again?

Mildly controversial thought klaxon: the hierarchy have bought a new winger - at peak age - taken on an apparent top class striker - on big wages - bought a number 10 playmaker apparently coveted across Europe - Xavi - permanently signed Ted Danso and bought Gallagher. They've backed their coach.

[insert "and if you look closely you can see the ball from Hojberg's last shot for Spurs" gag here]

In terms of his MAGA base I wonder if Trump has factored in the fact Denmark produces half the world’s insulin and all of the world’s Ozempic to his lunatic ramblings…

Again, if you've not listened to the first series of Broken Veil, you really should treat yourself. Along with the Fela Kuti pod, 'Fear No Man', it shows what the format is capable of beyond 'famous person 1 laughs at famous person 2'. Entrancing.

@tottenhamhotspur.com Figured you'll likely be busy over the next couple of days but updates about any... Hierarchical adjustments within the coaching infrastructure, ahem, DON'T have to be announced on a site that *creates* CSAM and is actively anti Semitic. YOU HAVE A CHOICE!

If Frank has been sacked, expect more nonsense about how we're a demanding fanbase harking back to some golden age, rather than pointing to awful, negative, football failing to get results or tangibly improve over his time us. We've actually regressed over the last couple of months.

ICE agents. are putting. stuffed animals. on dashboards. to fool children. into thinking. they won't be kidnapped.

Has @notthatmilo.bsky.social been heard from since going to rewatch the capitulation/very unlucky, it's just a mystery how we lost from yesterday?

Just to reiterate: I don't want Frank sacked. There's not a better alternative out there that will sign up to us. Keep him as interim until the summer, wait to see what we catch then.

This is cracking, a joyous find

But don't get your hopes up, he's with us until at least July. There's no one that we can get in to replace.

West Ham United's win at Tottenham Hotspur means Nuno Espirito Santo has won more Premier League games at Spurs as an opposition manager (four) than he won at home while in charge of the north London side.

Gray has to have been an injury, he was limping after one of his blood and thunder challenges.

I have driven for fifty minutes to avoid the peril of a double rail replacement. I've then taken a train. If I can fucking turn up for this match, the team's attacking shape fucking better.

@tottenhamhotspur.com shit day at work, ran out of time, I'll email again on Monday. Meantime, do note anti Semitism is also a big thing on your preferred social media platform.

Fuck Spotify

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

@tottenhamhotspur.com today's email refers to Sport For England's approach and reiterates the questions that merit an answer. We know you don't post on here but there's no way your account hasn't been monitored in the last week, a response would be appreciated.

This is a pretty severe escalation from CBS, just straight up lying like this.

In a SWOT analysis someone has put the same things as both strength and weakness. Multiple things.

Hahaha People Mag comes out blasting

If I was Xabi Alonso I would simply manage Tottenham Hotspur to an era of unfathomable domestic dominance and continental success, but that's just me I guess

@tottenhamhotspur.com have included our Chief Comms Officer into today's message, hence the longer form. Please do get in touch. I/We just want answers. If X is here to stay, would love to hear the reasoning.