Me right now #COYS

Burn the entire fucking club down.

The fact that Johnny Weir is fluent in Russian and can tell the viewers what the Russian speaking skaters/coaches are saying at the #Olymipcs really needs to be talked about more.

Real talk: I would rather have a Saudi prince owning this club right now than the Lewis family.

Whoever designed and built the #BenitoBowl set deserves a HUGE raise

Happy #BenitoBowl to all who celebrate

Me waiting for “Club Statement” to pop up on my phone #COYS

Happy(?) birthday to us! #coys

Pitchers and catchers report in 29 days.

Kevin Patullo needs to clean out his office tonight

Internet: #StrangerThings wAs ThE wOrSt FiNaLe Of AlL tImE Me: You clearly never watched Game of Thrones

Merry Christmas, COYSky. May your day be a happier experience than watching Tottenham Hotspur play football.

It’s a good time to air some grievances. #Festivus

And on Day 21 I entered Whamhalla. #Whamageddon

Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas is streaming on Tubi and HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT

Whatever AJ Brown cryptically posts in the next few days, I support it

What’s the record for total turnovers in a game because I got $20 that says this game breaks it #MNF #GoBirds

Happy #Whamageddon to all who celebrate

Fire. Kevin. Patullo.

Today is shaping up to be the worst sports day since the day the Union lost the MLS Cup and the Phillies lost the World Series

This is your yearly reminder that the holiday season does not start until Santa rides down the street in the Thanksgiving parade, and I will die on this hill.

Phillies right now: YOU GET A HOME RUN AND YOU GET A HOME RUN AND SOSA GETS THREE HOME RUNS

OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/2025/se...

PAY THIS MAN WHATEVER HE WANTS

Fuck it we ride

Remind me again why Jordan Romano is still on the #Phillies roster

Nothing says you love your partner more than driving him to Dulles at half past ass on a Sunday morning. I am very tired.

Crabcakes and European football...that's what MoCo Spurs does!

Not me sending the @newheightsofficial.bsky.social clip of Taylor on the podcast holding her blurred-out her new album to my cousin with the caption "ARE YOU OKAY"

Whatever dude release the Epstein files

I need to learn the words to Duran’s walk up song STAT #RingTheBell

I just found out that Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are reportedly dating, and I cannot begin to explain how much joy this gives me

Reason number 4,783 why I love @mocospurs.com: one of the designs for the mug club HAS CRABS ON IT. And I don't even particularly care for crabs (what can I say, I grew up in New Jersey). Crab cakes and (European) football...that's what Maryland does!!! #COYS

"CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ALL STAR" #RingTheBell

I thought I’d seen every way to win a baseball game. Apparently I was wrong. #RingTheBell

I have a ground floor condo and the windows open out to the front dropoff circle/entrance. I always overhear everyone's conversations. Some days it drives me batty, but days like today I am living for the drama.

I said I'm a crochet enthusiast so I guess it's time to show off my work. I started in January 2024, when my boyfriend bought me a Wooble for Christmas. I made the jankiest Woodstock ever but became obsessed, and now spend my days fighting the urge to buy more yarn. Thread incoming.

Whoever made the stop ice/go birds sign needs to drop the pattern like right now

Life with #ADHD: certain items are allowed in a minimal number of places because if they're not there I will spiral. Case in point: my AirPods were not in their usual spot (my purse), so I tore my condo apart for 30 minutes only to find them on the charger which is WHERE I PUT THEM THIS MORNING.

I just finished the season finale of #DoctorWho and SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP NO FUCKING WAY

Well, that was a trip. See y'all in 2 and a half hours. #Phillies #RingTheBell

HAVE A FREAKING DAY RAFAEL MARCHAN #Phillies #RingTheBell

Imma need the over/under on 1) the number of academy players in the starting 11 on Sunday and 2) the number of first teamers puking on or off the pitch because they’re still hungover. I’m taking the over on both. #COYS

WE’RE TOTTENHAM FUCKING HOTSPUR AND IF YOU HATED US BEFORE IT’S ONLY GOING TO GET MUCH FUCKING WORSE FOR YOU LALALALALALALALA

SONNY DROPPING F BOMBS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE #COYS

I don't know how to tell you this, but you will not get these people under control. Just go with it 😂 #COYS

Pedro Porro taking over the mic is such a vibe #COYS

JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLEEEEE #COYS *From r/coys

I have watched this 45 times in a row with no end in sight. #COYS

I know this is the Philly fan in me talking, but I'm slightly disappointed in the lack of players shotgunning beers on the parade route 😅 #COYS