Come home, Grace.

Concussions take time to heal. Lucas clearly needs more time. Frustrating for him, but 100% the correct decision.

Real missed opportunity to name it Alfie deVine imo

Reminding myself and all other Tottenham fans of something very important today: The awards period for this year's Puskas closed on August 2nd

Exciting news! According to reports in Norway, Tottenham Women have a "deal in principle" to sign 20-year-old Brann attacking midfielder Signe Gaupset for what would be a Topserien record fee when the transfer window opens in January!

Update to this piece -- NBC has stated that the matches that were exclusively streamed on Peacock will (at least for now) continue to be streamed on Peacock. It's all murky!

If you're an American Premier League football fan and aren't already a YouTube TV subscriber, get ready to be really, really mad.

The rumors of a spectacular Sonny return to Tottenham during the MLS break never made sense, and Son just quashed them, forcefully. (I miss him too, but these rumors were dumb!)

Enter the Dragusin! Radu got his first match minutes in nearly a year today in a closed door friendly against Leyton Orient.

Here's a list of all Tottenham players called up to their national teams, complied for the soccer-starved Spurs fan.

Post a non-relgious photo you think of as holy

It's K-U-D-U-S, people. KUDUS.

Welcome to the international break! Here's a quick update on what we know about all twelve (!!) of Tottenham's injured players.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

A 2-2 draw in which both teams had <1.0 xG feels pretty on point for a Tottenham - United match, actually.

*deletes match report draft*

Tottenham, it's too early for any bullshit. Please.

Spurs are trying to become the first team to defeat Manchester United five consecutive times. No pressure, lads.

If Tottenham Hotspur are to beat Manchester United for a record fifth consecutive time, they'll probably need to do it without Mohammed Kudus.

Look, it's a slow news day, ok?

No media enhanced "snub" can persist after a goal like THAT!

In all the excitement I failed to notice that Joao Palhinha was credited with the Tom Carroll Assist™ for the Micky van de Ven goal

A GLORY GLORY NIGHT IN EUROPE!

You could see the soul physically leave the body of Keeper McMustache the moment Palhinha's shot crossed the goal line.

This is fun, why don't we do this more often

It is my opinion that some goals in soccer should be given as two goals if they are exceptionally dope

Current mood

Your Spurs lineup vs. Copenhagen in the Champions League!

The UK report did not state the name of the alleged victim of the incident, which happened in early September. An Italian outlet, however did.

Lucas will miss the next two matches, and it's all water under the bridge between Frank, Micky, and Djed.

#SpursWomen #MindTheGap

Everyone seems to want to draw BIG CONCLUSIONS about the Van de Ven - Spence incident after yesterday's match. But we don't know what it means, and Frank doesn't think it's a big deal.

That sucked butt.

Oh hey it's a match against Chelsea, surely nothing bad will happen this time right cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Impaleinha

Good news: Destiny, Cuti, and Wilson are available for selection! Bad news: Deki, Dom, and Takai are still among the shambling dead.

Micky Van Helsing

Boo-thany England

Jess N-AAHHHH-z

Thomas Frank-enstein Archie Grave Randal Kolo Muahahahahahahaha-ni Pape Matar Scare Dominic Soulless-anke Dead Spence Eeek Bissouma Radu Dracusin Guglielmo Sickario Chirpy

Alfie Whiteman, whose Spurs contract expired this past summer, has hung up his gloves and is now a photographer and filmmaker. And isn't THAT just a perfect career change?

Although Vic and Wilson are expected to be back in time for Saturday's Chelsea match, that put the number of players unavailable for yesterday's match up to 12.

Anyway, don't think about how we have two healthy central defenders and ten players injured, there's a match today! And because Daylight Savings Time is Bad and Dumb™, it kicks off at 4 pm ET.

*long resigned sigh*

Frank's gonna rotate for Newcastle in the League Cup tomorrow. But who, and how much, is an open question.

No, I will NOT apologize, how dare you

Rate the players after Tottenham's 3-0 win at Everton today! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/community-pl...

Was it pretty? Mostly... no. But it's a shutout win that sends Spurs up to third behind Arsenal and Bournemouth, and hands Everton their first loss at the Hill Dickinson.

Positive Tottenham fans: Spurs are unbeaten against Everton at Hill Dickinson Stadium. Negative Tottenham fans: Spurs have yet to win or draw against Everton at Hill Dickinson Stadium ffs #LevyOut