If you're looking for an FA Cup game to watch, Will "BIG WILLY LANKS" Lankshear and Jamie Donley are both starting for Oxford vs. Sunderland.

You know I have to do this

FINAL: Aston Villa 3-7 Tottenham Women. Spurs now level on points with Arsenal in 4th, four points out of 2nd place. A Champions League place is still very much a possibility.

If you haven't tuned in to Spurs Women at Aston Villa, you probably missed all the goals (it's 3-7 to Spurs) BUT MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T. Best turn it on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga8M...

It's a done deal and confirmed. Welcome to Tottenham, Igor Tudor. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

To Dare is Tudor is this anything

In a move that seemingly came out of nowhere, Tottenham Hotspur have appointed former Juventus boss Igor Tudor as interim head coach until June 2026. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

GOOD. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Fine. I accept. I will be Tottenham Hotspur's interim head coach.

You want some rank speculation on who Tottenham's next manager will be? We've got some for you. (Warning: take this with an entire salt mine.) cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

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JFC

Spurs now have 12 injured first team players and just four healthy attackers for four positions. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

With no immediate succession plan imminent, this is a failure not just at the managerial level, but also the executive level. It's unfathomable, and damning.

Sleep now, brother. I’ll see you in Sodor.

Frank is out. Coverage here. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

We are a bad football team that is playing bad football. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

I didn't want to believe relegation was a real possibility. It's a real possibility now.

Basically me rn

Palhinha for Bissouma. Sure, that'll kick start the offense. Why not?

I've been one of the people advocating for more positivity on here and I meant it. Admittedly I feel crummy and am extra super duper grumpy today but I can't, y'all. I just can't anymore. This is just awful.

Fine. We rated Tottenham players to colas. Now let's forget about that match and move on to something else. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/community-pl...

Tottenham Women now have a couple of Material Girls in the academy, and a new celebrity fan! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Well, THAT sucked. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Alejo Veliz is heading to Brazil on a permanent deal that kicks in June 1. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Gallagher, Tel, and Dragusin are in, while Bissouma, Davies, and Bentancur are out. Dejan Kulusevski also misses out, suggesting his injury is still long term. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/champions-le...

The former Spurs chairman is willing to sell his 29% stake in ENIC for £1b. That's interesting! Equally interesting is who is already being publicly linked with an "intent" to purchase. Remember Brooklyn Earick? He's back (kinda)! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

[side-eyes Tottenham's entire executive structure] This is fine? Is this fine? cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Tottenham Hotspur's sporting director speaks, without really saying anything. (Which, tbf, is probably the right decision, but still.) cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

The January window is a terrible time to do business and this was an unusually quiet window by those standards. But that doesn't change the fact that Spurs have screwed it up... again... and significant changes are needed. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Say what you want about the rest of the transfer window, but James Wilson is another example of the kind of talented young footballer that Spurs should ALWAYS be targeting. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

This one made it through just under the wire. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

It's grim, folks! (Except for Tottenham Women, they kicked ass) cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Technically there's still time for Spurs to pull a Van der Vaart out of their asses

These two loans were expected, and now they're final. Good luck, Alfie and George! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Hahahahahaha This sucks man

Suck it, Juventus. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Spurs are apparently working on GAZUMPING Arsenal for a Scottish teen for their U21 squad. Important Deadline Day information! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

No Akliouche for you, according to one source. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Need a one-stop source for all our Deadline Day coverage? Start here! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Spurs are currently looking for loans for George Abbott and Alfie Dorrington, both of whom were recalled from their previous loans earlier this month. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Spurs are apparently working on deals for Duran and Diaby, both former Villa wingers who left for Big Money in Saudi Arabia (and already want out). cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

In more Inaction Is Actually News news, Mason Melia will NOT be going out on loan this spring and will train with the first team. But don't expect him to play much. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

I feel seen

Kinsky Boots is sticking around until at least the summer. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Absolutely absurd

Dane's heading to Hibs on loan. This is fine, actually. cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

I... actually wouldn't hate this! cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/tottenham-ho...

Co-signed