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Then I was new and unaware, My shirt was dazzling and unworn, Along with all those brand new fans, No song was sung, no cup was bottled. But the extra time arrives, With the penalties soon after, As they tear your goal apart, And they turn your dream to shame.

I dreamed a dream in time gone by, When hope was high and pens worth kicking. I dreamed balls wouldn't reach the sky, I dreamed they'd smash into the netting.

What that? Rules say retire n.o on 50? No dramas, ill get out for 10 save you some ink in the scorebook 😂

Taking the bus to play 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟✨✨✨✨✨🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 SUNDAY CRICKET 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟✨✨✨✨✨🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Ok real talk, which was more iconic?

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“But Arsenal lost to a morally reprehensible club run by a petrostate”

Waitrose Thomas Frank

Found out I’m joint leading the stumping leaderboards for our division, how many do me and the other guy have you say? 1

Being a European champion isn't for everyone🤷‍♂️

Finally Arteta gets suitable punishment for leaving his technical area.

Winning a European Trophy isn’t for everyone.

Gabriel’s dreams don’t come true 👍

Richy two footed him.

@noscoredraws.com delighted he doesn’t have to draw another set of Arsenal portraits.

European trophies: Brennan Johnson - 2 Arsenal - 0

Celebrated that more than Joao’s Everton goal

Bottlers gonna bottle

It’s fair to say Mikel Arteta pooped his pants during the champions league final.

That’s your Slot Arne

Feels like this one is a bit of a reach…

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Me, before a Spurs game this season

Hasta Mañana, Pet

15th February 2027.

Just ordered a new fridge, which means I’ve spent more on new assets than spurs at this point.

When you remember Frank’s Horseshoe of Death, this makes Romero being in the top ten really stand out imo Also, do not think about Frank’s Horseshoe of Death

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Sometimes I remember this and laugh maniacally.

Simon Jordan talking absolute shite you say? I refuse to believe it!

George Best won fewer European trophies than Brennan Johnson.

"Pronouns are Him, He/Him"

I hope Palace fans are prepared for what happens when you win a European trophy and replace your manager immediately after.

Anyone serious about winning the Champions League next season needs to sign Brennan Johnson.

Lot of Palace fans with ‘pride of South London’ banners which is a little rich considering Arsenal literally just won the league

“Who would be the happier of the two teams Nige?” Nigel Reo-Coker “I think both”