Sack the 15 month ban on and stick a 10+ year sentence onto him instead

A very happy Jimmy Glass Can Get Fucked Day to all fellow Scarborough fans!

On the mend from my stupidly heavy cold and I’m ready to undertake the final part of the healing process, 2 days of wicket-keeping.

Whilst him losing his seat to a reform candidate is far from ideal, my knobhead dad losing his council seat is funny.

Dear Liza, Dear Liza.

404 error. Vote for Martin here:

Keir, have you considered that the message is: Nobody likes you and you should fuck off.

*flicks up collar* Au revoir.

At least Yorks are going well this morning.

Starmer:

You gave me this cold Ange, now you can fix it.

Hope this is utterly confidence destroying for Forest.

Forest fans have been disgraceful. Haven’t heard a single boo when Cash is on the ball.

How on earth is Gibbs White on the bench after getting his forehead split open. Thats really reckless imo.

“Birds aren’t real, I’m been on the illuminati’s payroll for decades.”

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Very poor from me. Bandle #1359 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬜ Found: 735/759 (96.8%) Current Streak: 296 (max 296) #Bandle bandle.app

Save me with the power of Lemsip Dom

Hazza strikes.

Ally McCoist is really shit, he was ok as something different when he originally restarted on TNT comms, but it’s just so tedious to hear him speak nowadays.

Spent the second half of my birthday battling the beginning of a heavy cold and I think I’ve been brave enough now, and that it should stop immediately.

Can’t believe Tom Scott got to drive the Peasholm Naval Battle boats, I’m mad jealous!

Back from my grandma’s in Peterborough and watching the Villa match and the important question needs to be asked. Did Destiny remember to get Sancho out of his pocket at FT?

More evidence of today being the best day to have a birthday.

Happy 38th birthday to two of the most famous and influential Spurs fans, Adele and Me.

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“Barry could you just not score?”

I can finally get my hair cut.

Lol

Need a couple of frustration red cards in this game if you ask me.

Good win for Yorks, Root proving a golden arm once again.

Mould Palmer

You can’t convince me there’s not a better ref doing Championship games than Antony Taylor.

Give Freddy the armband.

The way Spurs played yesterday, it wouldn't matter if Villa rotated or not.

Dear critics...

In Peterborough visiting my Grandma and it’s obviously more multicultural than Scarbs and I’m mad jealous at their restaurant choice, I wanna go to a Portuguese tapas place and next day go over the road for some Afghani cuisine.

ALL HAIL THE PSYCHIC SINK!

Bandle #1356 6/6 🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 Found: 732/756 (96.8%) Current Streak: 293 (max 293) #Bandle bandle.app An embarrassing performance, but I didn’t put out my brain’s first XI so it doesn’t count.

Have the Met arrested Thomas Frank on fraud charges yet?

From what I’m hearing you’d think Villa started their U18s rather than a team of international cap holders.

My top takeaway from the highlights, if you sometimes shoot from distance you can: A) Drag out defenders so they can’t just sit with 7-8 in the box crowding you out. B) Get a goal from the shot.

Have that you slags

I’ve been ignoring my phone for 2 hours, are we doomed or are we so motherfuckin’ back?

SHIT! She must have a foot like a traction engine!

every day in the U S A