Still better than the flat with the leaking roof that was so cold I caught two serious chest infections though…

I think this flat is cursed. First the ongoing fridge palaver, now the fibre internet hookup (that I’ve been told I have to have) can’t be done today on the day I’ve booked off and they’re gonna have to come back at some unspecified later date and put scaffolding up.

Thought of another one

If only England had the best midfielder in the world in their ranks

Fuck this fucking guy man, Rice was on his arse after 60 mins.

Just having some fun.

Being slower than the rest of you so the bandits get me whilst you all escape.

Inspired by the discourse I decided to make bad memes. (I couldn’t decide which one I preferred so I made both)

Just had some beans on toast, Lionel Messi will never take that from me.

Dig up Stupid

Harry Brook is one of the best but thickest batsman I’ve ever seen.

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Irving Pizza

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff…

I know a guy…

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Does Harry Kane need to change nationalities in order to win trophies?

Could do with a bomba coming home to lift my spirits this morning.

Good morning everyone I hope you all have an awesome day Live your life not any one else’s version You can only be you so just crack on if people don’t like it fuck them their problem Stay true to you ❤️❤️❤️💙❤️❤️❤️

Y’all gonna be real angry when they sign Romero…

Morning

If only he could’ve solved our right back problem…

Glad I’m wfh tomorrow, if I have to deal with the two smug “well I don’t care about football anyway” people, I might say things that cost me my job.

“Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the English always lose”

Tell it to the Belgrano mate.

I hear your da’s out there angrily tearing the flags down from the lampposts.

Trying to successfully defend a 1 nil lead with ages left on the clock. Who the fuck does Tuchel think he is, Ange Postecoglou?

This guys fault #AlexanderOut

Already lots of sirens screaming past my window. Thank god the good people of Britain are so innocent and normal…

Also Elliott Anderson going for more than Tonali yet we’re the ones who’ve overpaid.

If Spain win, they should shoot this will roles reversed.

Listen I don’t want to make too much of it, but all the England players from Arsenal were dooooooooooggggggggshit

England have played bad ball all tournament and been saved because players are very good. Let’s get in a manager that can accentuate the player quality rather than suppress it.

I am very proud of England's Diop Tehuti Djed-Hotep Spence

Saka over Palmer looks a fabulous selection imo.

The most ridiculous thing about this is that we all saw it on here, and we're a pack of pricks

I blame that celebrity Wonderwall video

Me when I remember who the England manager is

Fucking 5 minutes left and your making those subs now, fucking idiot man

All these non spurs players are shit.

Kind of thank fuck, couldn’t be doing with extra time.

9 minutes, just kill me now.

FUCK

Six defenders Thomas? Thats insane!

A one nil lead and a free roaming Cuti Romero does not sit well on my nerves.

Rice is so gassed. Can hardly move.