Do Hamburg have any other players or is it just Vuskovic on his own?

And here we see the lesser spotted Bastard.

Comms talking about a St Pauli player having 30 shots and scoring no goals this season. I imagine Lange’s already on the blower.

Patel comes to watch Frankball, loves every second of it.

Also I love how football has conditioned me to go: “A 31 year old? Man that’s ancient, how can he even walk about the place without a stick? I’m currently 37.

So are we immediately loaning Souza out then (maybe champ)? Suggests they don’t believe he’s ready for any sort of prime time if Robertson is inbound.

All I’m gonna say about the potential Robertson deal is that it seems a like for like replacement for Daddy Ben. To which end: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD ANDY!

I’m not joking when I say we should go after Perišić for fraud.

Didn’t realise this was still on my phone. Man as much as working in a bar for 10+ years sucked, I do miss the idiots I worked with 😂

On a nightmare run of form… Bandle #1255 5/6 ⬛🟥🟥⬛🟩⬜ Found: 631/655 (96.3%) Current Streak: 192 (max 192) #Bandle bandle.app

It’s a bold strategy to go, “Hey you know my car making company? It absolutely sucks ass at making cars. Buy my robots instead.”

That’s poor from me. Need to get my head in the game Bandle #1254 3/6 🟥⬛🟩⬜⬜⬜ Found: 630/654 (96.3%) Current Streak: 191 (max 191) #Bandle bandle.app

When I see Spurs unveil a new signing:

Oh my sweet summer child, you know not what you have let yourself in for 🤕

Someone just set off fireworks in Scarborough and I got excited for a second… 😞

Just posting this Futurama bit for no reason other than that it’s very funny.

Man I wonder who this is…

You, a smart person: “ahh, I see they’ve used a portmanteau of Ornstein and Oracle.” Me, a silly goose:

Beano Keefe

So there’s 11 teams below us in the champs league who can possible overtake us if we completely shut the bed against Frankfurt (very possible) Of those 4 play each other (Inter-Dortmund, Newcastle-PSG) and nearly all the rest play teams who need a win to make or secure a playoff spot.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly with Big Naturals.

Man alive PSV are stinkers

Ooo go on Slavia do us a favour

In a way, it feels like Wissa should be offside there, even though by the laws of the game he’s not. He gained such an advantage from being so far behind the defensive line which left him unmarked when the offside line eventually caught up to him.

The pitch won’t stay empty for long. The seats won’t either. The noise will be back. And so will we. We’ve missed this place.

This article also basically said last seasons injuries were a result of Ange’s tactics but made no mention of who might to be blamed for this seasons’.

Be a lot clearer after the results tonight, but we really are box seats for the top 8 in champions league, A lot of teams that could catch us play each other.

"Kids, kids, you're both just awful"

Getting MARRIED??!!!?!!!!!!!!!?!1112111!?!!!?!!?!!!!!?!! WE’RE 14TH!!!!!!???!!?!!!!?111!!!!???!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!

Seen some very unreliable sources say we’re doing a swap deal with west spam with them getting Kinsky? Thats all bollocks right? Reassure me people!

So to summarise:

Seriously, where’s an Iraqi journalist with a shoe and a good arm when you need one?

Wow even Trump is dunking on Thomas Frank

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

This is why he’ll get sacked, disrespecting the Molson deal.

Should’ve really been under par… Bandle #1253 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬜⬜⬜ Found: 629/653 (96.3%) Current Streak: 190 (max 190) #Bandle bandle.app

Happy birthday to @iain.coys.social hope you spend the day in the traditional way, reviewing other people’s birthdays

I just woke up early out of nowhere so can only assume it’s due to psychic joy levels across the globe spiking right?

Hang on, does this mean I’m now NOT winning the Euromillions. FFS Frank

That is a confusing way to write that he scored the second goal of the game in his first start of the season.