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BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism? BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism

This is lily-livered. I absolutely don’t respect but understand if Pochettino doesn’t want to talk about politics and just wants to focus on football, but what’s all this ‘we’ business? If other players and managers have more of social conscience and moral backbone than Pochettino, good for them.

We don’t want the “highest quality” games in the Cup. We want our team to progress as far as possible. We want to see good teams knocked out by other good teams to help with that. And the draw each round is part of the fun, the unknown. Do your thing, FA, but don’t pretend it’s for fans.

Great attention to detail from the BBC Will be news to Liverpool (and Leicester!) about Martha....

This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it. The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT. Let's talk about it.

Why not just say the big 4 get automatic byes to the semi final

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

It's a bit churlish to demand too much from the Womens team after the January transfers, but if we found a quick winger, mobile centre back or centre midfielder today there'd be a coys in it for you Spurs

Gallagher was great in the 2nd half Yet another of our players who comes alive when we're playing at a higher tempo

Billie Eilish 🙏🏼 (and Sabrina nodding and clapping 🙏🏼)

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Xavi Simons made five passes breaking the opposition's defensive line v Manchester City; no player has made more in a Premier League match this season. (Opta)

One of the greatest finishes you will EVER see. Simply jaw-dropping.

This boy 💙🤍💙🤍💙🤍 Chasing and trying to create even in the 1st half when we were nothing and dragged us back into the game in the 2nd What could he do for us if we give him an actual team to play in? I love him so much

City have been *awful* in the 2nd half Any why on earth is Foden still on the bench (not complaining!) It's weird how bad they are

Loooooooll Dom 🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹 Great from Gallagher

All that Spurs fans won't want their team to do Arsenal a favour talk always felt like nonsense for the content mill. I'm sure a few would take solace in the still likely event of a defeat but it's pretty clear that Tottenham fans first and foremost want to see Tottenham play well.

4231 so much better than the 3 centre halves, as it would have been from the start City really have been very, very poor Anyway. DOM 😍😍😍

No team have conceded first in more Premier League home games this season than Tottenham Hotspur (8). (Squawka)

City being so average has made this a worse experience than if they'd played well and run rings around us

City have been pretty poor

What a save Vic

4-0. Kerolin hat-trick. Wow

Foden on the bench for City

TAKE A BOW 🤩 Matilda Vinberg with an outstanding strike from outside the box! #BarclaysWSL #SpursWomen

Can't see the game because I'm out but just did a cringey Henman fist pump in Morrisons

Bayern to sign him from Tottenham

Vuskovic so good. Perhaps the Bundesliga signing of the season. But that Bayern defense… between Davies and Upamecano nobody was there to take care of him.

Garnacho appears foundationally unable to successfully kick the ball

That's such a good West Ham goal They're outplaying Chelsea

If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago

Alt text and I’m crying.

Oh Goals just wanna have fuuunnnnnn

“What I’m waiting for, still, is a nuanced portrayal of autistic adults on our screens. I’d like to tell you how your world looks equally baffling to ours, except your absurdities are our social expectations. We’d be amused by it all, just like you’re amused by us, but we have to play the game.”

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They stole his Spidey backpack.

Quite a telling quote from previous coverage. Men being disengaged from the real world is a big multiplier for social media brain.

We obsess about kids and social media: the issues with older people are glossed over.

Much more in today's blog, looking at trends by revenue stream, the importance of group support, increasing reliance on international competitions, attendances, TV rights, different business models and the Money League's major caveat. swissramble.substack.com/p/womens-clu...

Arsenal top the Women’s Money League for the first time with £21.5m revenue, just ahead of Chelsea £21.3m, as both London clubs overtook Barcelona £18.5m. There was a sizeable gap between the top 3 and the rest.

QUE ISSO? GOLEIRO TRUBIN, DO BENFICA, FEZ GOL NO REAL MADRID Benfica 4x2 Real Madrid

Lol we were so lucky with the draw 4th place, home in the 2nd leg and CL knockout for everybody to look forward to is great though 👍👍

That turn of pace from Dommmm! So glad he's back

Little Xavi 🫡 Skipper 🫡 RKM 🫡

🚨🚨We have a no.66 on the bench 🚨🚨 If you're in line for Star Wars prequels memes, STAY IN LINE

I mean who amongst us hasn't been broken up with this way

I'm never jealous of the players buy, but they are always good players who fit them perfectly (obviously he's played for them before) and they move very quickly to address problem areas

The driver is playing Best of The Beach Boys on the radio this morning Nice