Settling in like he's lived here forever.

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

Yer man's gonna collapse in on himself like M. Valdemar before the week is up.

Just say you don't want to be around black people, coward.

We've already got a Shitposter-in-Chief, pal - and its unlikely we'll need another for a while. Go run your game someplace else.

This version of The Stone Tape plays a whole lot different than the original, I betcha.

What’s it like inside your head?

Attn: @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social - On the subject of Earth's moon(s) via the BBC's @qi.com

Welcome to Bluesky 💙🦋

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

"Antifa has been around since shortly after the rise of modern facism." Really, Jack? What a coincidence.

There will come a day when I spell Mark Hamill's name correctly on the first try - but it is not this day.

Let me know if you are expecting to get raptured so I can feed your cats.

Do we not have enough problems without calling down *another* ancient curse, you dipshits?

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

Attn: @milesofgray.bsky.social

once again reminding people to never RSVP for a protest

We owe respect to the living; to the dead we owe only truth. - Voltaire, ‘Première Lettre sur Oedipe’ in Oeuvres (1785) vol. 1

- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

"We're just normal noodles."

I usually have to shut down the comments on the store's "We remember..." posts on Facebook, but usually it takes a couple of days before they get reposted far enough afield that the really unhinged commenters start to show up. The four hour mark on Gene Colan today was something else, man.

New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Conservatism makes you soft...

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married!”

If Cracker Barrel is your "culture," then your "culture" is younger than I am.

On doit des égards aux vivants; on ne doit aux morts que la vérité.

We must change a band in a lateral way, neither increasing nor diminishing. OSCULATE

Waiting to hear all the tough guys who've spent 35 years railing about "participation trophies" speak up about this:

"Your belief that all humans should be treated with equal respect shouldn't be conditional based on whether or not individual people are nice to you."

Weird listening to @socialistdogmom.bsky.social 's latest podcast and getting an alert on my phone with news of Brandon Russell's conviction.

@therealjoebob123.bsky.social can I ask that you spread the word about the Riverside Drive-in in Vandergrift PA? They need to raise $6,000 dollars to pay their insurance (details www.gofundme.com/f/support-ri...) I am not connected to the theater, I just love to go.

One can only imagine how many cardiologists Trump has fired.

Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna

If you’ve ever heard that - The F-Word is an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King” - The Sh-Word is an acronym for “Ship High in Transit” - Any other older word being an acronym It’s untrue. Acronyms are, by and large, a 20th-century phenomenon.

great things are possible when you physically beat the shit out of fascists

A kisser so repugnant that even his hairline is hastily retreating from it.

Didn't anyone ever read these early Valiant trades? I don't think one has ever come into the warehouse in a collection not sealed in the original bag.

Opened up a Michael Keaton era Batman book I was processing for eBay and saw Bob Kane's smug mug first thing; let out a sound of disgust so loud people wanted to know if I'd found a dead bug.

This is where I post from...

Comic book companies, I am begging you - I will share ads, trailers, whatever, but to release them the day before NCBD is just a waste of everyone's time. At the very latest, those should be getting out a week before FOC; this ON SALE TOMORROW nonsense does nothing to increase your numbers or ours.

Attn: @qi.com

Meanwhile, in other #ETTD news...

Worked imo: Ok Boomer They’re weird Will you shut up, man There you go again Does not work imo: He’s dangerous He’s a felon Most important election ever Rules don’t apply to him Stop building up fascists into cool strong outlaws for scared idiots to hide behind. Deflate them. It’s not that hard

"What are you going to do, trudge through the swamp and dodge alligators on the way back 50-60 miles just to get to civilization?" Why no, Governor Puddinhands - if there's one thing migrants are known for, its certainly not walking for long distances over hostile terrain, you fucking turnip.

What’s a book—or series of books—that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays?

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings: How some have been depos’d, some slain in war, Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed, Some poisoned by their wives, some sleeping kill’d,

I mean, Emmanuel Macron is just laughing his ass off today, right?

All these fat bastards think they're Buford Pusser when they're barely Buford T. Justice.