Somehow teetotaller Donald Trump has a White House full of the drunkest people on the planet

Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

I hope I never have to come back to Arkansas

Fuck Cops

A lot of the people you're most likely to attack and smear for not voting are more civically active than your average Democrat Party leader

My dad showed us Night of the Living Dead 2 when I was maybe 5 and I was too scared to go to the VHS cabinet to pick a new movie because I thought a zombie would jump out of there

BREAKING: Eight children were killed in an "extensive" mass shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana, police say. The suspected shooter is also dead.

"The average taxpayer in 2025 paid: $4,049 for weapons and war, vs. $2,492 for Medicaid, which provided health insurance to 68.5 million Americans in 2025 — about one in five Americans."

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

it's so cool how every time some centrist opines on JK Rowling they're like "i would simply try to reach common ground with her" like do you think nobody's ever tried that before. do you think none of us ever tried to appease the bigots until you came along with your big smart genius brain?

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

there's a pervasive belief on here among combative people with cartoon avatars that any criticisms they receive are because of their marginalized identities and not because they're at the party acting rude while dressed like donald duck

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Just had a 7 year old (a guess) girl get off the school bus, look back at my car, and give the double bird while walking backwards. It was so fucking funny.

You Do Not Hate Congress Enough

When people steal thousands of dollars from their bosses, they're prosecuted.

Fundraiser for the workers facing job loss and wage theft at Asheville's Vortex Doughnuts!

NEW: Pentagon orders posting of Ten Commandments, exempts killing, lying and stealing www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-ord...

Look for moderate Dems to run on restoring all ten of the commandments

Claude needs to fix this website it coded

Damn girl are you a price tag on the bottom of a coffee mug? Cause I can't seem to get you off

My regino was affected by the Great Outage of 2026

Sandee LaMotte for Cannibal News Network

Fucking do it, bitch. Betcha won't.

gen z is—WHILE SEEKING WORK AMID LAYOFFS/AI FALLOUT—currently: rallying at detention centers and tracking ICE sweeps; organizing mutual aid coordination of funds, food; building code to help people find affordable housing; *still* pushing their universities to divest from weapons manufacturers; +++

they are. next question!

"The rise of extreme wealth is one of the clearest signs of this imbalance. In 1987, billionaires held wealth equal to 3% of global GDP. Today this tiny elite, just 0.0001% of the world population, owns the equivalent of *16%* of world GDP in wealth."

god i fucking hate driving. two stupid fucks ahead of me almost caused a 5 car pileup on the highway and the only thing that stopped it from happening was me being the only person in MA who leaves appropriate stopping distance ahead of me. you're all fucking welcome

I’m sorry but the rest of your life is going to be spent finding out about some new weird annoying guy, and then finding out he died

Clavicular got fentmogged by a drug dealer

Fuck Clavicular. 20 year old Nazis are still Nazis.

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

White people invented racism and then immediately got jealous

Democrats colluding with the fascists in defiance of the explicit will of their voters? Must be Tuesday.

For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

I can't believe these protesters in New York, where both Senators are Democrats, aren't protesting outside of the offices/homes of their REPUBLICAN Senators smdh

this being the thing that crosses the line for many rightwingers is so illustrative of how they don’t really care about anything real that actually matters. their problems are all entirely fictional

one of the faster career disintegrations we've seen in recent memory

What if we just cleared Congress of all the abusers and sex pests this week what is stopping us who cares what party they are in

*SWALWELL RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS

Genuinely depressing to me that your partner has to Doordash to raise money for your cancer treatment when you get old. What happens if you don't have a partner? Are we just working to pay a landlord and save up for a medical emergency when we're elderly?

a grandma needing to be a food delivery person so she can pay for her partner’s cancer treatment isn’t a feel good story it’s an indictment of a failed society

if you wanna keep your job, don't be a fucking creep. it's really that simple.

not good enough. i want him obliterated

the Swalwell accusers are heroes and I'm so so glad they got to see such a swift and definitive outcome rather than months of this dragging out while their honesty was constantly relitigated by Twitter pundits MAY IT EVER BE THUS

Swalwell has resigned from Congress. 🙂‍↕️

This is way more common than you'd think, at more distribution facilities than just Amazon's, and a lot of it has to do with how Amazon trained us all to expect our orders to arrive in hours rather than days.

The testimony here about sexual violence by Israel against Palestinian prisoners is so beyond the pale everyone must see it. It is so bad I can’t in good conscience share a quote other than the headline, which somehow manages to understate the horror within. www.middleeasteye.net/news/i-wishe...

so fucking do it then