The Kombat really was Mortal, after all... (This is outside my apartment now and I'm resisting the urge)

What it feels like to be in Boston right now:

Parenthood is just getting beat up constantly (pictured here with my baby grabbing a fistful of my cheek)

Jurassic Park is my absolute favorite movie of all time and I'm absolutely devastated by this news

oh my god it’s done at last, I’ve been drawing this intermittently since baby was like 2 months old lmao please enjoy the fruit of my Pokélabor!

Does anyone have any recommendations for sound proofing an apartment? I will be moving in August and my new place is nice but REALLY echo-y.

I'm sorry but this is such a meme-ish way of presenting this opinion piece lmao

My baby for the past month: 😀 My baby for the first 4 months of life: 😡

Hey everyone! I'm moving!!!! Moving costs way too much money and I haven't been paid a full paycheck since January because of maternity leave, and so I'm opening up simple full-body commissions for $75-$100. And if you just want to donate, my Venmo is @ dominoblox. Thank you all 😩💞

My dad called my baby "translucently white" and I'm afraid that it must be true when I see this picture of them together RIP to my indigenous genes

Okay these baby books today are pretty cool

If it wasn't clear by my son being named Finn, I really like Adventure Time. I think it's a triumph of capturing feelings of unease about the future while being whimsical, philosophical, and horrifying at the same time. It's just...great! 😩

I've been using the Merlin app to identify bird calls and it feels like playing Pokémon Go

I just found out this bird exists and it's the orbiest borb I've ever behorb'd

My grandma left me a message 11 years ago today and I needed to hear it more than anything

My son's eyes are the prettiest blue and I hope they stay like this!!

I’m drawing a thing 👉👈🫣

I don't even drive and I had to do a double take at these prices

Me dressing for the summer and forgetting that I have two new friends

Am I excited for the Ocarina remake? You bet your rupees. Will I be able to enjoy it when my child is older and hopefully less needy? God I hope so

Throwback to when I was cute and not drowning in dirty diapers 😭

You'd think that with better technology, we'd have higher quality baby equipment but instead I've got a baby swing that makes music that can only be described as "Harvest Moon 64 soundfont but worse somehow"

I will never emotionally recover from this

Do you ever think about how terrible is must be to be a centaur who's dropped something on the ground? It'd be gone forever

I have a coworker who combined his last name with his wife's last name LITERALLY instead of just hyphenating it and I think we ought to do that more Like Sherlock and Hemsworth combined? Hemlock or Sherworth.

I was super worried about a dark spot on one of my freckles for the last few weeks and then it just....fell off this afternoon so that's a new one for me

Today was definitely a weird day at work

Man, I miss playing games :( a steam deck would be awesome but I don't have the money for that

I paid over $150 dollars today for a random man on taskrabbit to install my AC and it took him 10 minutes. If I had done it, it would be in the bushes on the sidewalk so well worth the $900/hour asking price lmao

I gave birth to the PINKEST baby on planet Earth, this poor bub is gonna turn into a lobster if he even thinks about sunlight 🥲 (pictured here with my mother)

I made a request to get tattooed by an AMAZING tattoo artist in England, I hope I get picked 👉👈

Dude is standing like Sonic lmao

I bought a baby carrier that was "animal themed" and here are the "animals" that are featured:

I wish you all a very happy MILF day (it's taking everything in my power to not purchase this shirt)

I've lived a pretty full life. Studied at Oxford University for a summer. Dated a drug dealer. Skinny dipped in the Persian Gulf. Got my Bachelor's and my Master's and I'm about to get my M.Ed. But my son is the best thing I've done by a mile, and this mother's day is making me feel things 🥺

Falco Lombardi is an Italian-American New Yorker and you can't change my mind

I take Zoloft for postpartum depression and OCD and if people told me to just go to therapy and eat better I would've just killed myself in front of them

My grandma learned how to paint in her 50s, and this is one of her earliest works of her sons walking on a beach. It's never too late to get into a hobby!

I know I'm being vague and weird but my life really sucks right now and the only light at the end of this is my baby 🥲

This is now the 80000th time a student has told me I "look like sniperwolf" and ????? children are you blind?

Ghost Trick is one of the games on Nintendo's Golden Week sale, and it's only $10! It's one of the most interesting stories I've ever experienced in a game, translated very well from the DS to Switch. I can't recommend it enough. At least give the demo a shot! 👏

I went back to work today from my maternity leave and may I say that this is very unpleasant

Me and Barrett are the same age and I'm OLDER THAN CID???? I'm upset

2:30am, holding my infant named Finn who refuses to sleep unless I hold him and won't let me pee: I really want an Adventure Time tattoo

My baby is 12 weeks old and I have to go back to work next week. People wonder why we aren't having children? How can a mother leave a baby this small to go work????

My grandma left me messages in old Facebook posts and it's the main reason I can't delete it 😭 I miss her

I don't feel like I LOOK huge, but none of my pants fit anymore after having a baby and I'm only 10 lbs more than I was 🥲 dang these matronly hips

When I was little I thought Slippy Toad was a nerdy mechanic girl and was immeasurably disappointed that he was, in fact, a nerdy mechanic boy

I am going THROUGH it right now and I just want everyone to know that you don't ever deserve to feel unloved 💔

The amount of times I say this in my head a day is a non-zero number