I was super worried about a dark spot on one of my freckles for the last few weeks and then it just....fell off this afternoon so that's a new one for me

Today was definitely a weird day at work

Man, I miss playing games :( a steam deck would be awesome but I don't have the money for that

I paid over $150 dollars today for a random man on taskrabbit to install my AC and it took him 10 minutes. If I had done it, it would be in the bushes on the sidewalk so well worth the $900/hour asking price lmao

I gave birth to the PINKEST baby on planet Earth, this poor bub is gonna turn into a lobster if he even thinks about sunlight 🥲 (pictured here with my mother)

I made a request to get tattooed by an AMAZING tattoo artist in England, I hope I get picked 👉👈

Dude is standing like Sonic lmao

I bought a baby carrier that was "animal themed" and here are the "animals" that are featured:

I wish you all a very happy MILF day (it's taking everything in my power to not purchase this shirt)

I've lived a pretty full life. Studied at Oxford University for a summer. Dated a drug dealer. Skinny dipped in the Persian Gulf. Got my Bachelor's and my Master's and I'm about to get my M.Ed. But my son is the best thing I've done by a mile, and this mother's day is making me feel things 🥺

Falco Lombardi is an Italian-American New Yorker and you can't change my mind

I take Zoloft for postpartum depression and OCD and if people told me to just go to therapy and eat better I would've just killed myself in front of them

My grandma learned how to paint in her 50s, and this is one of her earliest works of her sons walking on a beach. It's never too late to get into a hobby!

I know I'm being vague and weird but my life really sucks right now and the only light at the end of this is my baby 🥲

This is now the 80000th time a student has told me I "look like sniperwolf" and ????? children are you blind?

Ghost Trick is one of the games on Nintendo's Golden Week sale, and it's only $10! It's one of the most interesting stories I've ever experienced in a game, translated very well from the DS to Switch. I can't recommend it enough. At least give the demo a shot! 👏

I went back to work today from my maternity leave and may I say that this is very unpleasant

Me and Barrett are the same age and I'm OLDER THAN CID???? I'm upset

2:30am, holding my infant named Finn who refuses to sleep unless I hold him and won't let me pee: I really want an Adventure Time tattoo

My baby is 12 weeks old and I have to go back to work next week. People wonder why we aren't having children? How can a mother leave a baby this small to go work????

My grandma left me messages in old Facebook posts and it's the main reason I can't delete it 😭 I miss her

I don't feel like I LOOK huge, but none of my pants fit anymore after having a baby and I'm only 10 lbs more than I was 🥲 dang these matronly hips

When I was little I thought Slippy Toad was a nerdy mechanic girl and was immeasurably disappointed that he was, in fact, a nerdy mechanic boy

I am going THROUGH it right now and I just want everyone to know that you don't ever deserve to feel unloved 💔

The amount of times I say this in my head a day is a non-zero number

Since becoming a parent, I have been fed a slew of bizarre anti-science parenting tips from social media and I fear that we are slipping into an American Dark Age

Got notified about this 2008 message I received on this day and this is why I tell kids that they will one day look back and cringe

I remember when I was working at a gas station and got pricked by a needle in the bathroom trash and I had to fight TOOTH AND NAIL to be allowed to go to the hospital because the manager didn't want to come in. Capitalism is truly the worst.

I've been using the Merlin app and I got the one I've been searching for: The Tufted Titmouse!

I'm happy we don't dress babies up like this anymore because what in the Victorian pajamas was this outfit

Finn is two months old today and he likes baseball now I guess 🤷‍♀️

I won't be at PAX this weekend because I am a mom and don't want to expose baby to 1000s of germs 🥲 but if you're up here, maybe we can get food on Friday or Saturday night since I live in Boston?!

My dad never really got to raise us when my brother and I were babies (he worked two jobs and went to school) and being with his grandson has been the most joyous experience of his life 🥹

An old man was next to me and looked at my phone just as I scrolled by art of Rouge the Bat in a skimpy outfit and he gave me a thumbs up

"Gotta go medium speed"

I didn't want to post too many things about my baby but HE'S SO CUTE???? 🥹 he's officially 7 weeks old, and is already 12 lbs!

We just got the news today that our principal didn't get her contract renewed (RIP) but it's really, really funny to me that I've only been here for 6 years and have outlived 4 principals. 😐

I hate how much AI artwork has taken over Etsy!!!! I just want some cute clothes made by real people but 90% of it is AI art with crappy fonts 🤮

I want my child to have the freedom to like whatever he wants, just like I was allowed to! My mom never cared for video games but she always bought me the merchandise and listened to me imitate Pokémon sounds. But gosh.....I hope he likes Zelda 🥲

I was a pretty shitty person between 2013-2018, some things would make people's skin crawl. But I think it's important that we are all able to learn from mistakes and become better. I'm not making excuses even if those mistakes were rooted in trauma and mental health problems.

I can't believe I'm 35 years old today 🫠 help, time is moving too fast

I did the best I could! My eyeballs actually hurt at one point haha

It's the last week of being 34 so here's pictures of me 20 years apart! Can't believe I'm halfway to 70 ☠️

No one tells you that this is what newborns sound like in the middle of the night 😭

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Would anyone watch or care if I streamed again 🥲 because I want to

Pokopia looks amazing and now I need to buy a Switch 2 in order to play it 🫥

I'm stiiiiillll in a dreeaaam... STAIN TREATER

My baby already with the sass