“woke zamboni” is, objectively speaking, the coolest possible vehicle

Oh, nooooooo! My petard, I've been hoisted!

Incredible stuff on the timeline

one of my favourite things about japan is how many times waiters would be like "I'm sorry, there's been some kind of awful mistake, this is clearly too much food for one person" forcing me to reply: "no.. leave it. Leave it all Takumi."

Not sure why I was a hoping for a chill Chicago ayatollah who likes the White Sox

Ska & pro wrestling are the only true art forms left.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!🎈⭐️ I'll be doing a lil birthday stream in around 2 hours from now can I please get a repost as gift? (and a happy birthday in chat during stream?? 🐻‍❄️) . twitch.tv/eepyastra . #astrabeart #vtuber #envtuber #illust #illustration #ocsky #vartist #art

praying they don't fix the headline www.kctv5.com/video/2026/0...

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Five Men

my argument for Exar Kun boils down to, in large part, “look at this sick-ass motherfucker”

living through an actual personalist regime makes me feel like I owe some apologies to the plot of Starcraft 2. it really is this stupid and ham-handed.

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It feels out of fashion but a reminder that if you want to be a woman you can just be one.

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

Duo Camping💜💙

it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a

There's a lot of reasons fortnite and roblox specifically are bad for the industry but one of the worst is its exposed the executive class to potential numbers so high it can only be sustained by the mass exploitation of children and theyd rather chase that than just "good" sales

perennial reminder that this typographic thing: * * * is called a "dinkus" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinkus

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Dragonposting 🐉

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums

Decades hence I intend to spit on the ground when I hear their name like I’m a superstitious senior citizen from the old country hearing the name of a malicious spirit.

Europeans think all the random loot in Fallout is because of a nuclear war but America is just like that. Yesterday, I found a rocket launcher looking for my phone charger.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

imagine losing a million dollar bet only being the second worst thing the super bowl ever did to you

gave hamtaro frostmourne

HBO is 100% going to ruin Baldur's Gate. They'll make everyone queer and it'll be about refugees or something.

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

MJF in The Office

Tony Khan booking every match on every television show

No bigger evidence that we’ve destroyed the old world order than the fact that we’re leaving it to the French to prosecute perverts.

Like what’s up my guys why are you so ripped

bjork oh my god so good to see you! it’s been s- bjork: I have heetbox

Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museum’s art. She never expected to slay. https://wapo.st/45BXc3S

I think this might be one of the wisest things uttered on the internet in the past decade. Applies to just about everything, including (especially?) games. Cultivate your own tastes. Filter out bad vibes and groupthink. Like what you like and don't be afraid to say it.

we saw you from across the bar and we dug your vibe

This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men

I don't make a lot of hay about the fact that I served in the military, it was basically just a job for me, but seeing a draft dodger impugn the bravery and dignity of people that were put in an absolute clusterfuck of a situation for essentially no reason makes me incandescent with rage

it's tifa tuesday! 👊