we saw you from across the bar and we dug your vibe

This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men

I don't make a lot of hay about the fact that I served in the military, it was basically just a job for me, but seeing a draft dodger impugn the bravery and dignity of people that were put in an absolute clusterfuck of a situation for essentially no reason makes me incandescent with rage

it's tifa tuesday! 👊

There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening

they didn't buy Syndee's Good Jeans and they didnt buy the Guns Coffee and they didn't buy the Steak & Shake Nazi Fries and they won't buy your stupid PS2 graphics ass truck!!!

Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously

knife party had a short-lived podcast at one point and there's a conversation they had on there that has stuck with me, where they were talking about music production and how some automation tools at the time were resulting in a lot of really boring-sounding music. this was pre-AI, tbc.

just like in the fairy tales! #deadlock #batbook

Shinkansen cloaca is not a phrase I ever needed to see, but this is fuckin' rad

SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT The cat has already been fed.

Thinking about Magic the Gathering, it was a little on the nose that Ral, one of the more prominent gay characters, went to bloomburrow and got turned into an otter

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I must not fedpost. Fedposting is the mind-killer. Fedposting is the little-death that brings total incarceration.

Me look at Damocles: haha look loser with a fuck ass sword hat Me with a sword over my head: fuck this sucks

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

We need to talk about what happened in the FA Cup. Macclesfield FC, in the SIX TIER OF ENGLISH FOOTBALL AND NOT FULL TIME PROFESSIONAL, beat Crystal Palace of the Premier League. One of the biggest upsets in FA Cup history.

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

The protestors in Nepal were flying Straw Hit Pirates flags. Fandom is a much more powerful motivator than political theory these days because we exist in a realm of politics that is essentially a form of fandom. Sorry but Marx and Lenin are dead; long live Luffy and Luthen.

looking forward to your feast day, dude

He just does that!

Made a new playlist

あ～ むぐっ

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

I've waited 3 years to make this post

shit like this is the core of the damage the social internet has done to us we have replaced actual expertise with "some dude with a podcast who makes you feel like his buddy while he bullshits into a microphone" and now a ton of people think that measles and chicken pox are the same

as a (virtually) lifelong NYer here's the deal: all pizza is good. deep dish rules. detroit pizza is goated. lunch lady cafeteria pizza was a joy. the only dubious pizza culture is california because it tries too hard but even (most) california pizza is fantastic. grow up

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

this cat girl won't let you sleep at night

Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you? Martian: I am twelve

Swear to God, motherfuckers forgot how to curate an experience because algorithms spoon-fed them for years

🎶 In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is Parson Brown He'll say: Are you married? We'll say: No man, But you can do the job When you're in town. 🎶 #BloodflameArt #RavenCrafts #ShiorinSketch

This ones for all my jailbirds Happy holidays! 💕

And then the tempter took him to a high place, and placed the football before him.

yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass

Cheque on your trans friends

I do not think the right is remotely prepared for the scale of celebration that we’ll see When It Happens

Chag Semeach, y’all! Behold the KRAKENORAH!

When are we getting the next Hangman vs Jon Moxley match, two barbecue dads throwing down over when the steaks should get flipped?

Kind of obsessed with this shot of Miu doing a torture rack while holding a book with one hand to read it THATS MY FUCKING CHAMPION

me: where can i get really powerful weapons? gamefaqs Shin Megami Tensei IV guide:

Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.

Expedition 33 has been a social experiment in finding the right level of Frenchness. Thank you for your participation.

for non-wrestling people I need you to know a guy bit another guy in the dick to thunderous applause

Joker ready to take your heart 🖤 #Persona5 #persona5royal