Dawg, look at my House rep, my district is so cooked

dawg I just want someone to go hiking with who tells me the food I make is good

#いい肉の日 (11/29) 👀👁‍🗨

A school of Vaporeon 🐟🐟🐟

if you ate a costco hotdog, you may be entitled to compensation

HBD Falin

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

No Ticketgods, No Ticketmasters

A little moment of calm for everyone dealing with holiday stress this week 💛 Watercolor and gouache with a few digital edits (this was a warm up 😁) #kidlitart #illustration #watercolor #gouache #cozyart

This is what the internet should always be used for

we are the Mets of gender

public service announcement: do NOT casually scroll through the fae open source license and click 'agree'.

There's a sign in my neighborhood that says TRUMP LOW TAXES and every time we drive past it I think "god I wish he would"

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

back to school 😴

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys

low polyamory

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

babe wake up they just subpoenaed Sam Altman in front of a live audience

THE DREAMS OF THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN, THE HOPES OF THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW...!! TENGEN TOPPA URARA LAGANN!! #CiArt

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

THEY GAVE LINA KAHN A MUNICIPAL GUNDAM

Brad Lander is a real one

Commands for Gamers

the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care

Explore.

I will aggressively ignore all changes to the timeline until they pry the following feed from my cold dead hands give me reverse chronological or give me death

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

the main lesson I have taken away from kpop demon hunters and hazbin hotel and a bunch of other shit is that I would like more musicals don't care about the genre - action, horror, comedy, whatever - just give me catchy songs and I'm there

“everyone is twelve now” “surely not me, I am more mature than that” “you have a dentist appointment today” “but I don’t wanna go to the dentist!” “…” “shit”

Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks

[ #Avatar | #ATLA | #Zuko | #Iroh ] I think about the brief time in which they enjoyed a more normal life in Ba Sing Se often.

Spooky month tribute 🎃

I see some of you complaining about how long this game has gone and I am afraid you are not going to make it as a Baseball Sicko this is the good stuff

guy: Domald Drumpf will run for a third term! me, watching a YouTube video of a burly Yugoslavian woman turning a side of beef into hamburger with a cleaver the size of a car door: damn, that sucks man

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear

Saw a post on tumblr that said “Think I need a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".” So I drew this 🖊️🦑

Onigiri Cap #umamusume

Spike Jonze: In my movie I invented the parasocial relationship with an AI as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Parasocial Relationship AI from the classic sci-fi movie Don't Create The Parasocial Relationship AI

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you