Watching baseball

this is the future mlb wants:

unserious proposal

Whereas, Naz Reid

Do you have a history of driving recklessly in urban areas that may lead to the injury of yourself or others? Lamelo knows. It's TSR Time.

Mood

Thanks, I hate it.

NAZ REID?

Hollywood couldn’t script a better ending.

I’m in shambles

Ayo Dosunmu's new five-year $112 million deal has a player option on the fifth year, a source says.

I saw this happen in person and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a crowd at Coors Field go nuts like they did for this.

Fixed that

I don't care about 'value' or what is analytically the 'right decision' or anything. Byron Buxton should be a Twin for as long as he wants to be.

Third On that list:

never start the week juiceless

every time i watch the blue jays this feels inevitable

Everyone has been asking it, so with science I determined who the Next Willi Castro truly is

I really like Byron Buxton wearing this baseball headband. Because his other teammates have colorful hand bands. But Buxton's headband says: "I like baseball. Yes, baseball is my job, but I also like to think about baseball and wonder what my head would look like if it were a baseball."

Pride Night at Wrigley:

Top 2 and he ain't 2. Congrats Buck on being named the AL Player of the Week! MAKE HIM AN ALL-STAR ⭐️ http://www.twins.com/vote

For a couple years now I have tossed around the idea in my head of writing something that tries to explain why the Brewers defy logic with men on base year after year. I still haven't made sense of it, so I am quite glad @benlindbergh.bsky.social did it! www.theringer.com/2026/06/15/m...

i don't miss the headphone jack because wireless headphones are great and i don't miss earbuds getting violently ripped out of my head several times a day because i have the motor controls of a violently drunk chimpanzee

Always check the alt text

HANIF

lol, Cardinals fan (temporarily) costs Cardinals an out in Minnesota. Putting it in Nootbaar's glove killed me

Mendez finally became a Twins prospect

Byron Buxton is on pace for a 50 home run season.

Byron Buxton has homered 22 times, only trailing the 24 homers from Yordan Alvarez and Kyle Schwarber

#Rockies Warren Schaeffer is bothered to see the Coors Field takeover by visiting fans like the Cubs and Dodgers: “When we start winning a ton of games - which isn’t too far in the future - the blue is going to morph into purple.”

(derogatory) is redundant at this point

Back in the lineup tonight, Byron Buxton crushed a leadoff homer on the first pitch of the game. 111.9 mph off the bat. 428 feet. 86.4 mph bat speed.

I need Kyle Clark to moderate my conversations with my Mother.

Kaelen Culpepper OPS by month: April: .683 in 88 PA (4 HR) May: .947 in 100 PA (7 HR) June: 1.162 in 19 PA (2 HR) Getting pretty squarely into ‘it’s time’ territory imho. #MNTwins

Twins originally had a Royce Lewis replica jersey giveaway for today. They took it off the promotional schedule when Lewis was optioned to Triple-A St. Paul. Then the Saints scheduled a separate Royce Lewis t-shirt giveaway for today, only for him to get called up by the Twins.

KC has unleashed some particularly vicious swings this week.

. @richstaff.bsky.social Face Reveal! Video podcasts are a mistake

Nobody is going to wear number 5 in this state ever again

"And he’s only getting hotter." How?

Calm down, you beat the Rockies

NEWS: In an effort to promote transparency, the PWHL Players Association is disclosing salaries to the public for the first time in the league’s three-season history. A “Player Salary Guide” quietly went live on the PA’s website on Tuesday morning. www.nytimes.com/athletic/730...

These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

Give me a minute, I’m resetting the password for my toothbrush