every American reading the UK news this morning

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

Kyle, save us from Dick screwing up baseball

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This event is insane

Timberwolves Legend

Fade me

I’m sure it’s in the “We tried Tracker” already! @davyandrewsdavy.bsky.social

If there’s a cream of mushroom soup recall we are fucked

Okay.

This All-Star Game has moved me. I’ve seen enough

BABABABABABASKETBALL

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered! 4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped. A thread:

Boston and Fort Myers? This is just for Red Sox fans traveling to and from Spring Training

It’s so nice that Twins fans don’t have to pretend to be enamoured with Carlos Correa’s presence anymore but it does make a lot of yall out to be two-faced little street urchins

Imagine if NBA draft position was awarded based on how many crack rocks each team owner smoked per week then going "gee these guys are smoking TOO much crack. What do we do?" That's what lottery reform convos sound like to me. Whole system just has to go.

Eduardo Escobar 3B-SS-2B Debut: 2011 - Retired: 2023 MIN - NYM - LAA - CHW - MIL - ARI

Is this Michael Lorenzen simply warming up or is he preparing for at-bats as a two-way player again for the Colorado Rockies?

Maybe we just let 30 guys who (mostly) got rich enough to buy baseball teams compete the same way in baseball that they competed to get the money they used to buy the baseball teams. Sick and tired of hearing how much help billionaires need. All a cap system is is corporate welfare.

In this Ohio diner, Anthony Edwards is the actor from ER and a "triple double" still means two eggs, two strips of bacon and two pancakes. But now the NBA is taking that all away.

designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺 record: 34-22

Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others

Nick Punto 2B-3B-SS Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2014 OAK - LAD - PHI - STL - BOS - MIN

Moving my banking from X the Everything App to MrBeast’s banking app, like a respectable adult

I made my annual guest appearance on the Effectively Wild podcast for their Twins season preview. I always appreciate the quality of questions from @benlindbergh.bsky.social and @megrowler.fangraphs.com, but be warned that I wasn't able to muster much optimism. blogs.fangraphs.com/effectively-...

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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle

Folks, it’s baseball season!!!

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl performance required 9,852 theatrical pyrotechnics, nearly 400 costumed extras, and a lot of ingenuity. And yes, that was a real couple featured in the wedding. www.wired.com/story/bad-bu...

Not nice

There’s definitely a market for this but I’m surprised they’re pursuing it. And Clayton! Whoa! Welcome to Woke 2!

what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Each Olympics, @nexton9news.bsky.social roots for a nation that's a longshot for a medal. 2020/2021: Liberia 2022: Iceland 2024: Albania (won a bronze!) 2026: Andorra

Good News! You won't pay extra for MLB.tv this season. Just ignore that extra $30 a month ESPN Unlimited charge.

🌨️ Other finalists for this year's contest include Flurrious George, I Got Friends In Snow Places and O Brother, Where Art Plow?

Well, theres your Headline of the Day www.nytimes.com/athletic/702...

While we wait for World Cup jerseys, let's take a minute for Haiti's Winter Olympic uniforms 🇭🇹 A work of art 😍

When Bailey Ober went to his brother’s youth sporting events, he was often asked to keep watch over three younger siblings from another family. The youngest kid from that group, Drake Maye, is now a Super Bowl QB and gave Ober a shoutout this week. www.startribune.com/twins-pitche...

This morning at the Minnesota State Capitol. An ice sculpture that reads "PROSECUTE ICE". I'm told the organization behind the sculpture is Common Defense.

So here’s the final deal, per sources: Wolves get Ayo Dosunmu, Julian Phillips. Bulls get: Rob Dillingham, Leonard Miller, four seconds

TC woke up