Greggory
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I post about baseball, nonsense, and baseball-themed nonsense.
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I ask you again: wtf is a left fielder
about 2 years ago
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Day 2 Wrong guesses: AC/DC Cranberries Journey Next hint: they have been, or were, active for less than 10 years One kid yelled out U2 at this point, which, what? I guess add it to the list
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2 days ago
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Ever since I left Florence I’ve been kicking myself over statues that I should have bought but decided not to. You can’t buy them anywhere online in the states. I got a couple but there are a handful more that I wish I grabbed
3 days ago
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If the Twins are in the business of taking on some starting depth via trade, this is a good scan of the landscape
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3 days ago
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Lou Hennessy, Gregg Masterson, and Brock Beauchamp react to the devastating news that Pablo Lopez has torn his UCL and will miss the 2026 season.
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2026 Spring Training Episode 2: Pablo's Done
The Twins just received terrible news about their ace pitcher.
https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/minnesota-twins-podcasts/2026-spring-training-episode-2-pablos-done-r19797/
3 days ago
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Get to the
@TwinsDaily.com
YouTube now as Sweet Lou, Ol Gregg, and Brock the Dweeb react to the Pablo news
www.youtube.com/live/MX6FXZQ...
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Twins Off-Daily: Say it ain't so, Pablo
YouTube video by Twins Daily
https://www.youtube.com/live/MX6FXZQEKK0?si=ByLAUZhxxXWd02OX
3 days ago
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*Michelangelo Buonarroti climbs down after finishing The Last Judgment in the Sistine Chapel* Pope Julius II: "You're my favorite creative, but could you do something about the nudity in this content? The algorithm flags corn. We want as much engagement with this as possible."
4 days ago
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We’re playing a game in class called “whose CD is in Dr. Masterson’s car” and if they get it right by the end of the semester they get extra credit on the exam. They got their first 3 guesses today. It went 1) Green Day 2) Weezer 3) …Phish I’m so proud to come off as a Phish guy, but nope.
4 days ago
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Just made a comment in the Twins subreddit. How long will it take for me to be banned for not being wholesome Chungus
5 days ago
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If you aren’t subscribed to Limestone Pipeline, you’re missing out.
@jdcameron.bsky.social
and
@tftwins.bsky.social
are currently going through their top 20 prospect list, and it’s great material.
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Limestone Pipeline | Patreon
Creating Minnesota Twins content focused on the minor leagues.
https://www.patreon.com/limestonepipeline?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan
7 days ago
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It’s so nice that Twins fans don’t have to pretend to be enamoured with Carlos Correa’s presence anymore but it does make a lot of yall out to be two-faced little street urchins
7 days ago
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Can someone who knows baseball better than me explain why Castellanos has never played first base? He was a third baseman for 4 years, and then he was the worst right fielder in baseball. How much worse could he have been back on the dirt at an easier position?
8 days ago
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With Kowar being waived, we are still at a spot where the only righty reliever with any MLB experience the Twins have added to the 40-man roster this offseason is Eric Orze
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reposted by
Greggory
TFTwins
8 days ago
JZ is on the board!
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Anthony Banda might be the best pitcher in the Twins’ bullpen and they just acquired him for international bonus pool money
8 days ago
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Please excuse the uncharacteristic optimism but I think projection systems having the Twins as a high-70s team and Vegas having them in the low 70s speaks to how the narratives and vibes around this team have skewed its evaluation. Still not good!
8 days ago
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In case you’re wondering how Twitter’s going, I just said Cleveland’s rotation will be between the ages of 26 and 27 because Cantillo (26) is the youngest and Allen (27) is the oldest. A man, in apparent earnestness, said “You conveniently left out the ages of the other 3”
9 days ago
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I believe Hendriks is washed. But similar to Robertson, if he has any juice left, even a couple months, I like him as an elder statesman in the pen.
9 days ago
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Twins 2026 Bullpen Liam Hendriks Taylor Rogers Danny Coulombe Jorge Lopez Zack Littell Fernando Rodney Cole Sands JC Romero Joey Gallo
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GREGGSTRADAMUS
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9 days ago
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My haircut lady today said she likes playing Pressure Washer Simulator. I said “oh that’s cool.” At the time, I wasn’t aware that I had just invited her to speak for 26 minutes straight about Pressure Washer Simulator
9 days ago
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I assume this gives us some sort of benchmark for Michael Kopech but means nothing for Trevor Larnach
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9 days ago
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Hamate bones wouldn’t be cursed if they didn’t uncover the nakedness of their father in the tent.
9 days ago
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The funniest complaint about prospects is when fans are like “I’m sick of prospects with potential! Give me a prospect who’s good!” as if the definition of prospect isn’t “has potential” and when they’re “good” they’re no longer a prospect.
9 days ago
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GREGG MOCK TRADE PHILLIES GET Joe Ryan TWINS GET Nick Castellanos (show the people you’re willing to spend, Tom) Aidan Miller Some other guy
10 days ago
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All true American Patriots are logging into YouTube now to watch K’naan’s Wavin Flag performance from the 2010 World Cup
12 days ago
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Cody and I had a horseshoe theory moment where we both said we hated the movie Miracle. Me it was because it was about hockey which isn’t even a real sport (it takes two pansy sports figure skating and soccer and combines it) and he doesn’t like it because it makes the communists the bad guys
12 days ago
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I wanna say that even though the Twins Off-Daily Podcast had Goldschmidt on the offseason blueprint, I was actually overruled in every single suggestion I made. Goldy wasn’t my idea. I think we’re far enough along that I can say that.
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14 days ago
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ICYMI: We discussed the Derek Falvey exit, Tom Pohlad, my ineptitude at 2K26 on the Nintendo Switch, etc.
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15 days ago
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Saw Zebby’s heat maps in this and, uh, is it normal for your average fastball to be thrown right down the dick?
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15 days ago
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I know that this is because I’m a vain SOB, but man do I hate it when an article I write that requires little creativity or critical thinking performs well
16 days ago
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I wanna vouch for what Aaron and John said about Stu’s knowledge of small towns. When I first met him (and I don’t know why it came up) I mentioned my small obscure SD hometown and without missing a beat he said “Great Pizza Ranch there” and he was, sadly, correct.
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16 days ago
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Who makes the cut? Who is in St. Paul? Where is James Outman? And what does this mean for Trevor Larnach?
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Minnesota Twins 2026 Opening Day Roster Projection, v3.0
With just a couple of weeks until pitchers and catchers report to Fort Myers, let’s project the Opening Day roster as it stands today.
https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/minnesota-twins/minnesota-twins-2026-opening-day-roster-projection-v30-r19719/
17 days ago
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Chat am I cooked?
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17 days ago
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Last week Comrade Cody named Bowman as someone who won’t be attending TwinsFest I look forward to the Twins adding Genghis Khan next
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21 days ago
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Honestly, Colorado was my pick for where Julien would end up this offseason. But Ohl on the other hand, that’s something I find interesting. Can someone smarter than me tell me what his changeup will do at altitude?
23 days ago
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What does this mean for Luis Arraez
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23 days ago
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You’re not gonna believe this, but Kaminska is a tall college righty picked in the middle rounds in 2023
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23 days ago
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You know what, if every single commenter missed the point of the article, it’s on me, not them
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24 days ago
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Many commenters vying for the I Didn’t Read The Article award Why Taylor Rogers’s tacit knowledge (late inning experience) is especially relevant in this bullpen, with social science studies to back it up.
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Taylor Rogers Brings More Than Left-Handed Relief to 2026 Twins
Taylor Rogers nearly has more MLB experience than the rest of the bullpen, combined. Yes, really, I looked it up. This matters, in a way that goes beyond his on-field value.
https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/minnesota-twins/taylor-rogers-brings-more-than-left-handed-relief-to-2026-twins-r19683/
25 days ago
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What questions do you have for the off-daily crew? We’ll be live at 8 PM CT tomorrow night!
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26 days ago
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reposted by
Greggory
Lou Hennessy
26 days ago
Doing a Mailbag Monday live stream tomorrow night with
@twinsoffdaily.bsky.social
on the
@twinsdaily.com
YouTube at 8 PM. Hit me with any
#MNTwins
questions you'd like me to bring up with
@greggtmasterson.bsky.social
and
@codyschoenmann.bsky.social
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Ol Gregg did rare satire yesterday Twins Expending a Ton of Effort to Avoid Just Giving Isiah Kiner-Falefa 5 Million Dollars
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Twins Expending a Ton of Effort to Avoid Just Giving Isiah Kiner-Falefa 5 Million Dollars
After 3,000 man-hours and nine transactions, the Twins' front office feels that they are halfway to finding a backup shortstop. In an offseason defined by the gaping holes in the bullpen, the Twins ha...
https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-expending-a-ton-of-effort-to-avoid-just-giving-isiah-kiner-falefa-5-million-dollars-r19674/
26 days ago
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Oh fuck me
27 days ago
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It’s probably worth noting the Twins also protected Travis Adams from the Rule 5 Draft last offseason but left Pierson Ohl unprotected
28 days ago
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Meatball sports fans and political activists converge on this stupid take: This Shit Wouldn’t Fly In Philly
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28 days ago
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Twoke Daily am I right!!!!
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28 days ago
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This is what you’re missing over on Twitter btw
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28 days ago
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Ohl is a big surprise—assumed he’d be like 6th in the current bullpen hierarchy. Despite all the uncertainty in the bullpen, the Twins only have 19 pitchers on the 40 man, 5 of whole have never pitched in the majors.
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28 days ago
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Twins sign literally any 2M reliever: “lol more bargain bin hunting … plan the parade!!!! cheap pohlad” Twins sign a 2M reliever who used to play here: “WOW! This is a incredible move! I’m starting to have more confidence in the front office!!”
29 days ago
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Gregg at his most reactionary and Doomerist
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30 days ago
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