wanna see natty as a baby

Thats a cheese pizza. You guys sell that too.

I hate that my super power is relating everything back to a dumb show, but Futurama light years ahead on this one youtu.be/qAur04gWg3s?...

this man can unite america

(Louis Armstrong) And I think to myself… wow

This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever

bringing it back for pride month I guess

people stop ringing my doorbell while I'm in full view of the front window challenge impossible

I love this ad because it's saying that it takes the same amount of time to do it yourself

John Carpenter has the correct attitude towards sequels and remakes of his movies.

G4 gonna go yard from the 8 hole

God-tier NYT correction: Correction (left), original (right) www.nytimes.com/2026/06/01/n...

In this house, number 4 has always been waiting for Tristan Gray

The vibes are returning to Target Field

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Did a bird write this?

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

morning coffee. drop of gratitude. the world’s been turning and light bathes our day. 🙏🏻

difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations

Well actually this song is a metaphor for abortion so it's unclear

Fwiw Season 1 of The Brak Show severely underrated

Shhh these losers are real close to ejecting themselves into space

Don't care.

Say less stupid shit

🙄

Hello?

Calm down, you beat the Rockies

Trump assured the media that upcoming Gas Station Carnival at the White House would be "simply wonderful. The Showman will be there. A very good friend of mine, and we never see his face. But maybe we will. We'll see. We're very strongly considering showing his face."

I’m a bit rusty but please remind me if it’s a good economic indicator that PlutoTV is running ads where a woman is trying to buy food for her children but can’t afford it so an older woman pulls her aside and introduces her to a slot machine app.

underrated social tradition is bringing unwanted beverages from your last party to another party. single cans of voodoo ranger probably circulate around entire cities over the course of a year

don't know why the Twins broadcast did this but I'm glad they did

Whale is important.

Forgotten in this entire piece is the fact that AI generation is built on stolen art. Idc if your movie looks like a slick WoW expansion trailer. You stole that shit and refuse to even address it, like it's the cost of making mediocre crap.

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

I really enjoy how Red Bull commercials have remained consistently uncanny and nightmarish throughout my entire life. A beautiful constant. A stalwart beacon of eternity in a dark ocean of impermanence.

The difference between having a cat and having a dog is staggering. Having a dog is like having child who’s disgusting. Having a cat is like having a painting that’s mad at you.

"My local sushi joint sells tekka don for $22, but it's technically free to catch a bluefin tuna, and rice is incredibly cheap. What a rip off!"

Orb

Willson Contreras slides head first, inside into first base and clips Clemens's foot. Then he runs full body tackle into the catcher and gets tagged out. Absolutely zero reason to do either thing. Sorry you can't win at home Boston, but get your shit together.

@cjzero.bsky.social any way you got the HBP of James Outman from last night? Whistled right by his head and knocked his helmet off. Top 7 i think.

Paw Patrol rescue missions have a 70% fatality rate for people they attempt to save, but that’s still a very impressive ratio for dog first responders