Beth
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[confused hissing]
Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your cheatballs.
13 days ago
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Peter Griesar
15 days ago
The mortician could do the funniest thing
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I’m at the gym I’m at the horse race I’m at the combination gym and horse race
17 days ago
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Would
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18 days ago
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frovo
18 days ago
ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
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Repeating “Demo Ootbi: the Best Storage for Veeam” over and over again like a mantra
18 days ago
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I suppose this is a step up from the hot singles in your area ads 🫏
26 days ago
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Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
about 1 month ago
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She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟♀️ *weird bathroom lighting
about 1 month ago
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alexis simpson
about 1 month ago
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Rotanen ♾️
about 1 month ago
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“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
about 1 month ago
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I bought some cheese
about 1 month ago
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The birthday girl 🥳
about 1 month ago
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Zach D Roberts
about 1 month ago
Ok, hear me out… use these whistles at ICE protests.
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New fear unlocked
about 2 months ago
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St. Simeon the HAPPY FOOL YEAR
about 2 months ago
AS WAS FORETOLD
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smol? otter
about 2 months ago
Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard And they’re like, ya got any slop? Damn right, we want to eat slop…
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Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
about 2 months ago
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Cannibalism
2 months ago
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On my way to annoy you
2 months ago
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Head empty, no thoughts
2 months ago
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The aristocrats!
2 months ago
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You: so you don’t have a costume? Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
2 months ago
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I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
3 months ago
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It’s cat day!?!
3 months ago
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I wish we could block people on Teams
3 months ago
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Niko Stratis
4 months ago
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
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I’m trying to befriend the corvids
4 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
5 months ago
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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Octopus/Caveman
5 months ago
Face down Ass up That’s the way I like my ducks
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Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
5 months ago
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valley girlfriend
5 months ago
getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
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I saw a rat on my way to the gym this morning and blurted out, “Ohh! Look! A rat!” in delight 🐀
5 months ago
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sweetie π
5 months ago
*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?
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Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
5 months ago
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a void avoid dead
5 months ago
feelin like this rn
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Robin Hitchcock
5 months ago
How your email finds me
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Primal scream 🙀
5 months ago
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
6 months ago
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
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Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails
6 months ago
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It happened to me: I went into a bathroom with 13 empty stalls*, and someone went into the stall next to me. *literally all of the other stalls were empty
6 months ago
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I open Facebook. I see this. I close Facebook.
6 months ago
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
6 months ago
Trickle Down to Hell, bitch
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Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)
6 months ago
Oh Lord
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Pout Mask Replica 👄🇦🇺
6 months ago
Can I direct y’all’s attention to the “disembodied hands and loaf of bread” altar decoration that is inexplicably making my internal organs itchy?
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Ensign Obvious
6 months ago
Wake up babe, there's a new book of Genesis
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Dan of the Year
6 months ago
Su-su-sudiOH SHIT
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Wartime Otter Partisano (Recon Unit)
6 months ago
Phil Collins baby jesus a boxer briefs guy, confirmed
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Bloody Marla 🏳️⚧️
6 months ago
Where is that drum break coming from?
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