Beth
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[confused hissing]
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serial experiments lynn
1 day ago
goo goo goo goo goo goo *pounding table* GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO GOO
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ALL GOO, NO EGG
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Stonemason: what do you think? Customer: it’s a . . . ? Stonemason: a monkey, yeah Customer: and it’s . . . devouring an iguana? Stonemason: rescuing a human infant from a castle fire Customer: ok
8 days ago
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Why does my hotel bed seem almost hostile?
21 days ago
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Bumming a paci-rette off her outside the bar
about 1 month ago
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Wordlebot encourages more direct communication
about 1 month ago
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Tastes like burning
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about 2 months ago
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The old razzle dazzle
about 2 months ago
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They make goth coke now
2 months ago
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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your cheatballs.
3 months ago
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Peter Griesar
3 months ago
The mortician could do the funniest thing
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I’m at the gym I’m at the horse race I’m at the combination gym and horse race
3 months ago
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Would
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3 months ago
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FROVO
3 months ago
ME: it’s boxing day SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
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Repeating “Demo Ootbi: the Best Storage for Veeam” over and over again like a mantra
3 months ago
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I suppose this is a step up from the hot singles in your area ads 🫏
4 months ago
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Could I have the gloup zero, please? I’m watching what I eat.
4 months ago
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She’s green for an amazing reason* 🧟♀️ *weird bathroom lighting
4 months ago
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alexis simpson
4 months ago
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
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Rotanen ♾️
4 months ago
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“Dark Gary” is the name of my sleep paralysis demon
4 months ago
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I bought some cheese
4 months ago
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The birthday girl 🥳
4 months ago
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Zach D Roberts
4 months ago
Ok, hear me out… use these whistles at ICE protests.
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New fear unlocked
4 months ago
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St. Simeon the Holy Fool
4 months ago
AS WAS FORETOLD
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no thoughts just pokemon otter
4 months ago
Her whistle brings all the hogs to the yard And they’re like, ya got any slop? Damn right, we want to eat slop…
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Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
4 months ago
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Cannibalism
5 months ago
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On my way to annoy you
5 months ago
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Head empty, no thoughts
5 months ago
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The aristocrats!
5 months ago
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You: so you don’t have a costume? Me: wrong. Murder raccoon.
5 months ago
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I met an owl named Goober. He still has some of his baby feathers. 🪶
5 months ago
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It’s cat day!?!
5 months ago
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I wish we could block people on Teams
6 months ago
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Niko Stratis
7 months ago
you have to admit it’s funny that they cared about the Cracker Barrel logo as long if not longer than this
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I’m trying to befriend the corvids
7 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
7 months ago
being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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Octopus/Caveman
8 months ago
Face down Ass up That’s the way I like my ducks
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Synchronized swimming 🦆🦆
8 months ago
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🍰
8 months ago
getting a free abortion at the woke cracker barrel
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I saw a rat on my way to the gym this morning and blurted out, “Ohh! Look! A rat!” in delight 🐀
8 months ago
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sweetie π
8 months ago
*crawling through your doggie door* are you mad at me?
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Taste the rainbow (meerkats) 🌈
8 months ago
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a void avoid dead
8 months ago
feelin like this rn
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Robin Hitchcock
8 months ago
How your email finds me
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Primal scream 🙀
8 months ago
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
8 months ago
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
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Genuinely trying to figure out what a VIP experience with the Xyzal owl entails
9 months ago
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