When I choose a yogurt at the grocery store, it’s a real live active culture war

I would rather walk in on my parents watching porno than catch them reading this

The night was cold and dark. “Listen to the wind howling in the trees,” said Frog. “What a fine time for a ghost story.”

My doctor thinks it’s good that I’ve given up my morning black coffee and replaced it with a milkshake

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Hamnet looks ok but I’m really excited for MacPleth.

I love engaging with Facebook. Do you prefer Decreijin like Trump or Shrime lingi like Obama?

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

in Namibia

Vance could be the first president with failed open mic guy energy

Today on the calendar, a seminal and mind-altering work

MUST WATCH: Tennessee sheriff defends jailing liberal activist for posting Trump meme about school shooting www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

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My grand theory is that 6.5 is the ideal rating on IMDb for an interesting movie because it means it alienated idiots. If you’d like proof: Almost every Kiyoshi Kurosawa movie is rated between 6.3-6.9.

It is tacky for really famous people to be in TV commercials for products. Their gambling debts/boat repairs are not my problem, those roles should belong to actors like the Time To Make The Donuts guy and the actress who said "who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker" in that Orbit ad.

Nu-Image Style Shop Epes, AL

One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

Sorry

I'm finally starting this project to watch the entire Touchstone Pictures filmography (every film associated with the Disney label whether through production or distribution) from 1984-2016 & share my thoughts on each release in this thread. Follow along as I revisit the hits, misses & obscurities.

Schools: don't use AI Jobs: use chatgpt or we'll kill your dog *cocks gun*

I do NOT trust this egg.

The daughters of Hermann Göring's aide - who refused for years to talk with art-theft investigators - put their home in Argentina up for sale, and GUESS WHAT.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

"How I Fucked Up The Entire Earth" by Kamala Harris Soars Past 800 Copies In First Week

Local Dumbfuck On Jumbotron Waits Until Last Damn Second To Wave theonion.com/local-d...

Oh, yes. Audiences hate Eddington. I’m going to love it.

Lol

If you want to know how well things are going right now in MAGA world over Epstein, this is the scene at today's Turning Point USA conference. Meanwhile, Dan Bongino had to take a personal day because he's so stressed out over the whole thing.

Checking out the cast list for Superman and I’m glad to see there’s someone there to grill Kal-El about his statements in support of the Palestinian cause.

Fetterman on ICE

For the truth about Zohran, there’s 1 place I turn: the rw Facebook posts of a boss I had for 3 months before he was fired for boozy 3am comments on my female coworkers’ IG stories

“Grok is Antisemitic now” would be a great line in a Mel Brooks movie about cavemen.

big john, eldorado, illinois, 1993

Worth a watch: Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.

This is a Hall of Fame reader comment on a very reactionary op-ed about Zohran Mamdani's victory that was published in my local paper today.

“We bombed Iran”

I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.

dogshit country, dogshit people. sorry if that offends

I don’t want any part of this.

I’d try to post more to boost Bluesky’s metrics, but I’m too self-conscious to constantly complain about things

Why see a therapist when you can seek help from an LLM that’s been trained on 2 decades of Reddit advice posts?