Sometimes when Junes are rough I wonder why, and then I realized it’s the spiritual dissonance of not visiting a Wawa during Hoagiefest.

Got to yell at a leasing company today and it was the most alive I’ve felt in months

Pokemon Go! secretly being a massive defense project meant to help enable the killing of enemies of the American empire anywhere on earth really makes the Hillary line work so much better in retrospect

Pokemon estrogen/pokemon testosterone

one bottle of sake vs coughing baby

can we defer power plays at this point

WE WANT BOSTON

celtics pov when maxey is coming down the lane:

I’m slightly drunk and very emotional about Joel Embiid and Tyrese Maxey

I just looked up the Hurricanes mascot and wtf is an ice hog? Gritty would devour him as an appetizer. Flyers in 6

Getting outrebounded by the scrappy march madness 13 seed smfh

House money baby who gives a flying fuck about the Hurricanes this is amazing. Another week of playoff hockey and week day beers. What else do you want?

Oh awesome overtime playoff hockey

Been too long since a sport made me nauseous ig

Score a goal I’m going to die

Flyers Fans Not Sure  Whether Gritty  Supposed To Be Eating Live Bird https://theonion.com/flyers-fans-not-sure-whether-gritty-supposed-to-be-eating-live-bird/

The analysis I need

It’s been just over two years, and I still think about how weird this lil blip was.

Might be witnessing the birth of a Bluesky classic

Finally, a stance I disagree with

Lmao

Flyers beat the Penguins 5-2 in Game 3, and are now up 3-0 in the series. They'll have a chance for the sweep on Saturday. What a night in South Philadelphia. Playoff hockey is back. The Flyers are back.

Maybe if the penguins were interested in showing fight when they could actually win the game they wouldn’t have to settle for getting walked off the ice by the refa

Their wicked Moby looking coach, our noble bald casino manager looking coach

Stupid penalty by Michkov? Yes. Worth it because holy shit Vladar is under attack and we need to hit them in front of the net? Also yes.

Sidney Crosby getting hit trying to screen the goalie has big “grandpa wandered into traffic” energy

I forgot that Bluesky is a hive for the most radical and dangerous coalition in our politics (Philadelphia sports fans)

Gritty posted the full thing on IG and it's even better

Scene at a Bullfight, Diversión de España, after Francisco de Goya, early 19th c, 📸 by @byalexcoffey.bsky.social

Didn’t even realize the Risto goal was thru the five hole god it just gets better and better

FOURTH LINE BY THE WAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let’s go, boys!

don’t blink 😏 #sixers

happy Earth Day

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

The Philadelphia flyers, when I needed you most… thank you… thank you so much

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

i’m passing cigarettes out to all my islanders like i’m two white foreigners riding motorcycles across china

I made a little snack for my islanders

Man such rivalries renewed: Celtics vs Sixers Penguins vs Flyers My Soul vs Phillies

actually