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one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

Super Bowl champion Chris Long said this eight years ago, has been proven 100% correct, and most male athletes have not learned this lesson

The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

i made this one a few years ago

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

The spreadsheet on this clay tablet, which is almost 4,000 years old, is organised into columns for furrowed area, grain produced, land not sown, and the field’s name. The first field is called “Of the soldiers who stood in for their fathers”. It’s ancient Excel, but I find that incredibly moving

if she's your girl why is my leitmotif part of her character theme

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

The good news: the Eagles don't necessarily need a star TE for this offense to work. The bad news: they do, however, need a virtually new position group. Great stuff as always by @phillywannabgm.bsky.social!

If you've ever enjoyed anything I've ever done creatively, CHECK THIS OUT!!! Fake Baseball is my weird little passion project that I am completely obsessed with, and I've put together a short & comprehensive crash course on why you should watch. youtu.be/m4dOEc8YF7Y

today’s mini crossword is just a regular puzzle for a normal sunday. nothing in any way super about it….. wait…… what’s that….. it’s growing louder… OH MY GOD IT’S @minakimes.bsky.social’S MUSIC www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-...

The Eagles can remain superbowl champions if mike pence has the courage to cancel this game

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

It's Always Sunny: The Gang Goes Shanahan/McVay (An Off-Season Thread) One install per post. One strategy per install. One real off-season question for this offense. The goal: to be the definitive source on the Shanahan/McVay system for Eagles fans across the Delaware Valley. Hope you enjoy!

Kid at Sweden v Germany with a Sundays are for the Birds shirt. Philadelphia is the centre of the universe. 😂 #eagles

Josh Harris, of being in the Epstein Files fame, should sell the team and then be arrested and sent to jail for the rest of his miserable life. Say whatever you want about the Sixers, you will NEVER hate them as much as I do.

Last week, Joel Embiid pleaded with the Sixers owners not to make the team worse by ducking the tax. The Sixers proceeded to dump Jared McCain and Eric Gordon for one 1st, three 2nds, a 2nd-round pick swap and zero players. BUT AT LEAST THEY DUCKED THE TAX AGAIN WOOT WOOT

Oh now they’re in favor of gender affirming care

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

In retrospect this is what complaining about the McCain trade today feels like

I think this is the worst philly sports day in years and no one’s even playing

all I'm saying is if im a hockey player trying to raise my profile at this Olympics im finding another hockey player to pork the hell out of me

THERAPIST: so, what's been going on since our last appointment? ME: [deep sigh, stares out window into driving rain] ... the philadelphia 76ers are at it again

but enough about the dallas cowboys

Real ones were playing that Project M on that 2gb SD card on the Wii.

Man, Kenny Kawaguchi is probably the greatest ballplayer of all time if he didn’t have to share his era with Pablo Sanchez and Pete Wheeler

Rest Of Lakers Trying To Act Casual While LeBron James Spanks Bronny https://theonion.com/rest-of-lakers-trying-to-act-casual-while-lebron-james-spanks-bronny/

BIRTHDAY BOY

Dad’s: Italian-German immigration in years leading up to WWI. Mom’s: Polish/Ukranian immigrants in the wake of WWII, unable to reunite with my Great Grandfather after being separated by the war

Why is she called Silver when she came in third

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

clearly the problem with Epstein is that he just didn’t have proper training. we can totally defeat the elite pedophile cabal by reforming them.

Oh yeah? Your fav isn’t in the files? I wouldn’t be so sure

Kashmir came on in this store and for a moment all was well and Chase Utley was my second baseman

“The 2001 Sixers were about more than mere hardware, but I am still dreaming about a summertime parade down Broad Street for this franchise for the first time in my life.” My latest: What is our Sixers nostalgia worth?

Happy Bob Ferguson Day! Born 181 years ago today (1845), Ferguson was the first person ever born who would go on to play for the #Phillies. Nearing the end of a long career, he manned 2B for the Phillies in their inaugural season of 1883. @thegoodphight.bsky.social @mattalbertson.bsky.social

Jfc just watch Ken burns you loser

What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy www.sacbee.com

Bet you can’t bring a gun to a protest at, say, the White House, or a state capital either then, right?

I promise my deadlock votes to the first character to support universal healthcare

i do everything for arthur morgan

the last time a CFB team went 16-0 was 1894 yale rdr2 is set in 1899 arthur morgan grew up in the midwest, somewhere not super cold based on dialogue during early missions, and wouldve been younger when indiana founded their program (1887) long story short indiana did it for arthur

I’m tired of being razzed for not knowing book pronunciations so I’m starting a rebellion

As you’re reading this Kevin Patullo is still trying to call a third and long run