Why did I pick the Vikings to win this game? Carson Wentz is Wentzing bigly. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Bald Eagle came back this morning. 🙂 🦅

Good morning! Go Birds!! 🦅

Eagles should try this with Mailata.

Damn that was quite a catch!

I know this game is meaningless, but it would be great if the Phillies bats didn’t go cold right before the post season starts.

Let’s go PSU! Still watching the Phillies, they’ve just been relegated to the iPad.

Sosa didn’t appear to be running well there. I hope he didn’t reinjure his groin.

Sosa 😂

Kitty wants the salmon in my salad. Kitty’s not going to get it. #caturday

Just watched a bald eagle devour his prey behind the house for 15 minutes. I’m taking this as a sign that the Philadelphia Eagles are winning handedly tomorrow. GO BIRDS!! 🦅 🏈

wtf is with all the Jesus signs on college game day? 🙄

Well there goes the perfect game 😭

Holy hell Bader is fast!

Way to go, Nola!

Aww Kody 🥺

This photo cracks me up. 😂Schwarber looks SO tiny next to the rest of the guys. #phillies

"Just fucking pay Kyle Schwarber."

✌🏼 miles done. That was a nice little energy boost to help me get through the afternoon.

Cold pizza is a top tier mid-morning snack.

Everything looks so green this morning! It looks like a nice day outside; hoping to get out for a walk over lunch. ☀️

BADER BOOTY!

Griff McGarry is such a baseball name.

Bader just whispered something to Marsh. Marshy bomb incoming

Let’s go Phillies!

I’m so annoyed that I had to go into the office today. 😒 let’s hope there’s no flooding on my hour drive home

phillies win. first round bye for the second year in a row.

Edmundo Sosa has hit 30% of his 10 home runs tonight. Bitches love it.

Everybody hits a dinger!! Woo hoo

FIFTY-SIX!!!

WELCOME BACK EDMUUUUUUNDOO!

55!!! ily, Kyle! Go get that record baby!

Phillies should simply score some runs here, imo.

Schwouble!!

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

Feels like a good night for a walk off! 🤞🏼

Oh fuck

JT.. you can have my hand. I don’t need it.

Durantula time! 🕷️

Phillies better get all their TOOTBLANing out of the way this before the postseason.

T-Mac and Kruk introducing their son Malachi to the world. 🥰

OTTO!!!

I want Schwarber to get the record so bad. And I’m delusional enough to think he still has a chance. 😅

SCHWARBOMB 54! 💣

TIME FOR PHILLIES! Last six games with Kruk. 😢

Manifesting a Weston Wilson grand slam here. 🤞🏼

Go birds! 🦅

The Phillies can't hurt me today because the Eagles saved my life

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