Bluesky still never beating the allegations.

Can we get a double shantay on the ALCS and just eliminate both NCLS teams instead?

He got out of bed and had something to eat. Then Toad crossed out: Eat Breakfast.

ooh well done

we're entering what historians call The Weekend Zone

As soon as the game ended he played More To Life Than Baseball

When the Phillies season ended Inwas watching Petey play The Yips and I think that’s beautiful

Phillies are gonna have to bring back the maroon pinstripes from the Vet era and just use them and the powder blues for the rest of my life

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

Alright Bohm you can stay

Casty this is probably your last chance to unbutton one more button

You know who makes that catch? Harrison Bader, yes, but also Johan Rojas.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, I’m watching.

When I said "they should just forfeit game 3", I meant an actual forfeit. Throwing Aaron Nola out there is the worst of both worlds because it means forfeiting but still playing the game. I'm asking them to save on emissions from their flight to LA.

BAAAADEEEERRRRRR

Pinch run Casty what are we doing

I literally can’t fit any more zyn in my mouth

I’m gonna thrup

It’s Schwarbin time. It has to be. If not now, when?

Hey rob see how you when you do different things you get different results?

Due to circumstances beyond my control I now believe that the National Guard should take control of Los Angeles

“I know I’ll be AO AOK” Narrator: He wouldn’t.

NOT STRAHM

Birth is a curse and Phillies fandom is a prison

We’re killin it. And by “it”, I mean my hopes and dreams.

We got a streaker

Jesús has risen, and I’m in hell

heh, nice change up. unfortunately, I've already drawn you as the haunted, dispirited Bryce Harper and me as the carefree, whimsical Shohei Ohtani

I have purged myself of hope and have reached serenity on the other side. Just stoked to be here.

Feels like tonight could be my last Phillies game of the season so I’m announcing my MVP vote for @aprice1828.bsky.social who got steaks for us to bring into the stadium no fewer than 10 times this season.

Truly hilarious what a reply guy M*tt Str*hm is. He is fighting for his life in those comment sections

rise of the machines

Kyle pls

Matt Strahm:

PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FANDOM MENTAL WELL BEING 10/4/25 5:50 pm pst Arrogant euphoria …...……………..! suicidal

Im gonna jump

I like when baseball announcers talk about batters taking pitchers deep. Like yea I bet they do

Jays are looking unstoppable this game

Opening up my Ballpark app to see my NLDS ticket

Movie of the year??

Jose Caballero is so hot I keep gasping when he appears on the TV

It's Friday night baby