*Theoden voice* Let this be the hour when we drink beers together

The Mummers answer the question “what if a parade vaped?”

I have known this fat lazy mermaid for two minutes but I would ruin my life for him 🥵

Taken at 1:04 am last night. We just cede this city to rideshares on New Years 🙃

2026: it's gonna happen

My raider likes to trash talk other raiders and then starts shoving and crying the second they dish it back at him.

I’m crying in a Dunkin rn because the radio just played Fast Car and Dancin In The Dark back to back. Folks it’s Monday morning. We CAN’T be bringing this energy to the week.

ARC Raiders is releasing a goalie outfit next week. My hyperfixations are converging.

I hate when games have like 5 faces and 5 haircuts and no customization options, but kudos to ARC Raiders for at least making all of them gnc af. The inspiration for my raider design was Tilda Swinton.

PM Carney, please my country yearns for more yaoi

Ilya: the glasses stay ON during phone sex

We didn’t even kiss

updated my letterboxd favorite movies

Born March 27, 1975, Stacy Ann Ferguson is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Fergie -- you've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. It's time to be a big girl now.

oh my god

Readers will be shocked, SHOCKED to learn that a lot of the delay was caused by nimbys weaponizing community engagement.

remember, the holiday season primer is context dependent! if you have cool lib parents you can treat yellow and maybe even orange as blue. if you've got psycho evangelical parents seek supplemental material that covers Tulsa King and Yellowstone

You begin to wonder why Councilmembers like Young only consider preserving jobs AFTER the building empties out (and it's been closed for 6 years!!), and simply don't give a shit about preserving active jobs in offices that go remote or to the suburbs

Please fucking relegalize new hotels, what are we doing here??

Today, Dec 18, marks the 25th anniversary of TransMilenio. It turned a chaotic "system" of busetas, competing for passengers on the streets of Bogotá, a city of 8 million, into the largest bus rapid transit network in the world. I asked a BRT pioneer, Dario Hídalgo, to write about the system... 🧵

Tumblr will never die tho, FYI. It is the nuclear proof cockroach of social media sites. It will, however, kill every single company that buys it.

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

On the Heated Rivalry train!!

Is there only one way to have 'authentic' gay sex on tv?

Watching Kathryn Hahn wax some guys hole on USA network rn. Idk what this is but it has my attention.

TIL some Keystone trains stop at Princeton Junction and as a result, next week I get to take Amtrak to a work event for the first time. Also get to ride the Dinky!!!

really went dark for the sequel

unhappy thanksgiving

Telling people to touch grass, constantly going off on how much he hates AI, getting swept up in poly drama... Truly he is the Poster's Pope

Wow it really is just like God.

Me, seeing how many ppl I know are at PAX unplugged this weekend: my friends are such fucking nerds

The Zug Island Hum would be a 10 out of 10 band name

what is happening today

My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.

Hard to beat Don’t Shoot Me Santa, but Sufjan’s Christmas Unicorn is a bizarre 12 minute long ride that my brain is just broken enough to enjoy

Red and Blue Composition, by Ad Reinhardt, 1941 (flipped), 📸 by Andrew Mordzynski

Robyn is so good at this, she knows the perfect time to release music to capitalize on the gay people with seasonal depression market

god damnit

happy anniversary of Stupid Lake getting its name [citation needed]

reading theory

He should call it And Another Thing

there's nothing wrong with America that can't be solved by a rapture of car dealership owners

Finally upgraded MacOS yesterday and this default Liquid Glass widget is killing me

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

We must take the high road here. These monsters should get a fair trial before they are hung by the state for their crimes

each of them represents one of the five elements: Fire, Metal, Air, Water, and Anti-Trust.

Vancouver recently adopted a plan to create simplified apartment zones in parts of the city (broadway and cambie mostly). We've started looking at what might be possible with single-stair buildings. Here's an R3 zoned site comprised of two 33x100 lots. The zoning allows ~2.2FSR and six storeys.