Well that was a fun 50 minute drive home in a snowstorm.

The “Netflix Spoils 2025” ad was hilarious.

I tried to get into Final Fantasy XII again and while I really like the gambit system for combat, I have no idea what the plot is and I couldn’t recall any of the characters from the first time I tried a few years ago. Played about a dozen hours each time.

So this is Christmas. AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

$25,000 signing bonus $10,000 per college campus speech $50,000 for every 200 slurs logged $100,000 for making the TPUSA all-star roster she was set up to make over $2M a year but she was barely rosterable for most of the season, one of the more unfortunate prospect busts of late

My favorite songs of the year, where we ended up with a top 13.

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA

The worst songs of the year aka F These Three People In Particular

Tell me you don't see it

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Yeah, it’s not happening until there’s a Democratic president again, and a bunch of idiots will whine about the cost to taxpayers, when it’s fuckhead’s fault. www.salon.com/2025/12/19/t...

While waiting on my car the other day, I got a call and decided to answer it. Somehow Elise Stefanik’s campaign thought I was a supporter. That person couldn’t hang up the phone fast enough. I would have given them some choice words if I weren’t in public.

Odds of a McLean injury this year just went to nearly 100%

Welp, taking my car in for the regular service and thought I had one more prepaid maintenance left. I did not. 💸💸💸 (It’s 10 years old next month! I should hit 100k miles in March or so.)

You will be visited by three spirits

Show me how your 2025 went

Thinking of a concept for a new commander deck and finding out there's only 18 creatures that fit the theme in the colors you want is deflating, but I'm probably going to make the deck anyway because that's how I roll.

There’s a big backorder on estradiol patches for some reason, but I’m always amused when this brand shows up in our delivery. I’m a loner, Dotti. A rebel.

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing. You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.

i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark

I had subscribed to PC Game Pass (a better price than the Ultimate), played and finished Outer Worlds 2 (a good game! not worth $70 at full price though) and managed to cancel a day before it renewed! I'll pick it up again years from now when there's DLC and the whole thing is like $15.

Rich tech dudes are obviously mad that people don't revere the rich anymore, and I think that's part of why they want to replace all of the people around them with AI that will stroke their ego

This hurts, but there’s a non zero chance he’s Chris Davis in a couple years (not that I’m rooting for that) so I understand the Mets not wanting to give him the years.

I am going to miss Pete a lot, but if the Mets were letting him walk, the Orioles was the best outcome I could have hoped for. Pete Alonso and the Bird Bath is a match made in heaven. I think Baltimore will be good to him. Please treat him well, O's fans. He's our large home run hitting goober. 🧡

You will be visited by three spirits

Woman: The baby is mine Woman #2: No it's mine King Solomon: Both of you say this baby is yours. Hang on a sec *types* ChatGPT: Cutting the baby in half is your best move Solomon: Someone get me a sword ChatGPT: Also pre-heat the oven so it's nice and hot when you cook the juicier half of the baby

Parents are moving so they insisted I take an old desk, which required dismantling my computer set up. And now the new set up feels all wrong and unnatural, and I'm not going to adjust well to this.

A couple of LGS here are partnering for a competitive pauper EDH event. It’s also at an awesome local brewery.

William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Jr.

1) power creep has been happening since commander became the design focus, there’s a lot of good 2-3 drops. 2) commander has gradually become 4 people playing solitaire. 3) (semi-related) the “board wipes = bad/unfun!” discourse, because nobody understands subtlety.

Some personal news, apparently I have a MLB Hall of Fame vote.

I don’t Spotify but will post my annual fave songs of the year list towards the end of the year. It is NOWHERE near as exciting as last year but there’s a couple keepers.

“Oh my god I LOVE this song!” me, listening to a “favorite songs” playlist

It’s snowing, it’s my day off, so I’m hitting the sauce.

Music criticism is the last bastion for hipsters. If these were the 10 biggest hits of the year, Pitchfork would think they all suck.

I'm not saying it's a bad song, but I'm surprised there hasn't been a significant backlash against All I Want For Christmas Is You since they let the holiday songs back on the charts several years ago. (It's projected to be #5 next week, on its way back to #1)

ChatGPT is spending trillions of dollars and destroying the environment so people can figure out that you should make pasta on a date

HAPPY MST3K TURKEY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! :D

Brother, moments after arriving at my parents: want to be my best man? Me: if I have to, I guess.

I can be told to fuck off for much less than $53 million, now accepting offers.

Vote early, vote Aftyn.

They didn’t even try to name it something less obvious lmao

My kingdom for a modern update of Sid Meier’s Alpha Centauri.

The value on this one was the worst ever that even the scalpers were saying no thanks so we’re reworking it a bit.

You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.

Please enjoy this man and take good care of him, Rangers fans.