Had a post about the new mayor do some numbers and I absolutely hate how I worded it, because of course that’s how it works.

Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”

From the top rope

[P] Found a higher-quality photo; IT *IS* TAPED UP SHEETS OF PAPER!

Oh, and after all the millions of dollars spent on advertising, the harmful policies and all the demagoguery... Stop. Picking. On. Trans. Kids. The Rs lost to me four times in six years. That should've been a hint. But apparently it wasn't, so the voters made their thoughts crystal clear tonight.

My folks are selling their house and I found it on Zillow and it's WILD to see a place I lived for 20+ years and still visit often in such ridiculous lighting. Also the grass was never that green.

It's up to you, New York. You want me to leave New York?! Vote for Mamdani. I will be voting for Andrew Cuomo, a great man who has principles and stands for something, which is that women exist for his pleasure. (I will be voting absentee, as I am currently at my vacation home on Naboo.)

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

Oh the RKF playmats I forgot I kickstarted are showing up today. Unrelatedly, anyone interested in some RKF playmats?

Wheeeeee!

Oh, they fuckin.

The shower? Oh, you mean the disassociation chamber.

I like the hook in the chorus but yeah, the lyrics make no sense. The English teacher didn’t do the reading! (And actually, it is a pretty good video, Taylor’s got talent as a director, and I at least respect she has a distinct vision for her song(s) that nobody else could come up with.)

Usha, you in danger, girl.

Oh yeah, my younger brother is getting married next year, in May I think. So I’ve got 6 months or so to find a date.

Early voted today even though it’s meaningless local stuff (R’s sweep everything here) because my dad was working the polling place down the road.

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

12:00

"What did you do on your week off, Tim?" "Oh, just some self care."

I don't care for Selena Gomez's music at all (okay, fine, I won't turn off "Come and Get It" if it comes on) but I love her so much on Only Murders in the Building.

Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this

I wonder if the Third Amendment activist Twitter account ever made his way over here. "Come and Quarter It!"

I'm a day late to the d i s c o u r s e but I really like the "expect to win by" guidelines. If your "2" deck is consistently killing the table by turn 6...it's not a 2, and so on and so forth.

But he doesn't take a salary because he loves his country.

Gotta love the "paid protestors!" line from some of the folks on the other place. 1) With that many people participating, you'd think at least one of them wouldn't be able to keep the secret. 2) Every accusation is a confession. The big pro-Tr*mp/MAGA accounts are paid shills.

PTO week technically begins now. I have so much adulting I don’t wanna do.

• You are not a burden. • You are valuable. • You matter intensely to someone. • You deserve love, respect, kindness, and compassion. • You deserve friendship even when you're not at your best.

POLL: Who's your favorite coach in the NFL? A. Mike McDonald B. Mike McCarthy C. Mike Vrabel D. Mike McDaniel E. Mike Tomlin F. Mike McCoy G. Mark McMichael H. Mike Markman I. Mork McMarkmike J. Mickmack Markmick K. Muck McMikemike L. McMike "Mike" McMike

Little wins + joys are more important than ever right now. Like everything is bad, but my little orange cat has decided that between my legs is the safest place to sleep / purr for hours. And that is good, despite the horrors.

Fallout 4 is $10 on GOG right now. Then you can install Fallout London on top of it with a click. There’s 100 hours of gameplay in this MOD. The 1.03 update has been nearly flawless after a buggy, crashy launch. There’s 2 more promised updates to come. It’s incredible. www.gog.com/en/game/fall...

Salmon for dinner!

huh, rare Hochul W

So it's gonna be Mariners/Dodgers huh. Go Ms.

Live now, wheeee www.twitch.tv/djtimmyb

Having heard it a few times and most of the other songs thanks to Taylor’s SXM channel, The Fate of Ophelia mostly works because the hook in the chorus is good, but it’s not even among her 10 best songs. Rest of it…bleh.

If the SNL appearance also results in a streaming bump, I guess the song that I’ve heard on *five* of my SXM presets will finally crack the Hot 100.

The Mariners are 3-0 since Humpy won.

Still don’t know why these things aren’t print to demand. I don’t care if it takes 2-3 months to arrive. I’ll have forgotten I ordered it by then so it’s a nice surprise. Most in demand Secret Lairs are now the playground of the resellers. Do better, Wizards.

Well this attempt at a Secret Lair purchase isn’t going well.

Tentatively going to stream on Tuesday and Friday this week, times tbd.

MST3K fans love that this exists because a Deathstalker sequel was riffed in the show, and the remake stars the Jean Claude Gosh Darn from Future War (who went on to have a pretty successful career as a stuntman and action movie bit character).

Trying an experiment! Twitch.tv/DJTimmyB

Happy Hoe Day, for those who celebrate. #jeopardy 21 years ago today: youtu.be/3lBv_JcdPtA

This is my least favorite time of year to live in a second floor unit. It hit 70 degrees today. It’s in the low 50s right now. My air conditioning just kicked on.

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

This is an amazing thread about airports and I’ve flown, like, a half dozen times in my life.

New ep! TRAINWRECKORDS: "Eye of the Zombie" by John Fogerty! Yes, zombies. No, I don't know what the album cover is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjxh...

I had such a blast at even a mid sized event like Commandfest Worcester that I want to go to more things in 2026. What should I be looking at? East coast preferred, open to Midwest events, driving distance from New York a big plus.