Just saw a commercial that uses the music from Royel Otis’ “Moody” (but no lyrics of course) and that was very funny to me.

The Mets subreddit has rebranded to “New York Meats” because we really don’t wanna talk about it right now.

The Mets may never win again.

Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair is only 4 episodes that are about 30 minutes each, and it's tremendous, and I wasn't even the biggest fan of the original series. Bryan Cranston immediately throws himself back into the wacky, and the two new main characters were so good.

#mtg when you have multiple Strixhaven deliveries coming but no tracking info

BLUE SHELL THE 1%

The lyrics for “Choosin’ Texas” make no sense. Why bring your guy back to Texas if you’ve always known his heart never left? Why let him start dancing with another woman? This relationship was on shaky ground the entire time!

There was frost like a week ago, I refuse to turn my air conditioning on just yet. (Also it’ll be back in the 50s next week apparently.)

1) “all the rich people will leave NYC!” No, they won’t. 2) a bunch of people who make like $50k a year will shit their pants over this even though it in no way affects them 3) He’s. So. Fucking. Good. At. This.

Hit 100,000 miles on my car driving home from work. Crazy.

Oh cool, let me take a big sip of my drink and check how many runs the Mets scored.

Wait what

"The new administration will prosecute and convict the old, criminal administration" is a winning argument!

Has a man ever had negative aura?

It really is just a compliment machine, made by and for guys who weren't getting compliments anymore.

I love baseball

#mtg “Oh, SCGCon Hartford is in a convention center attached to a hotel, let’s check the rates…OH MY GOD”

We’re running it back because I’m off today.

The John Mayer SXM station must be more popular than I thought, because in the recent channel update (since they lost the rights to TikTok radio apparently), it got promoted to channel #4. It’s really good even if you don’t like John Mayer! xmplaylist.com/station/life...

Thumbs up to SD, PIT, KC, BAL and ATL. CIN, I guess makes sense since they're the Reds but ick. Meh to TEX. I don't hate MIL's but does anyone actually call it "Wisco?"

This is a super enjoyable simulation game about running a movie studio, and the best part is creating your own movie ideas from the elements you've unlocked. I will lose so much sleep when they release Act II. store.steampowered.com/app/2680550/...

If Jury Duty was an A, Company Retreat is a solid B+, I like that we get some behind the scenes stuff in the final episode after the reveal. Much like Ronald, Anthony is too pure for this world. They somehow picked the perfect person once again.

Love how hard this goes. Cc: @hobbesq.bolasgang.com

Project Hail Mary was indeed amaze, amaze, amaze.

#mtg I completely missed what Premodern has done to cards that have been reprinted a bunch, but have an OG frame printing (even though any version is legal in the format). Look at the enemy pain lands, for example. Reprints are bulk. Apocalypse versions are super expensive now.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

What idiot called it “The Miniature Wife” and not “Honey, I Shrunk You?”

Among the current top 20 songs on iTunes: 14 remixes of BTS’ single, which itself is #20 Two songs by a singer that is generative AI.

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I saw them at Coachella

Mildly frustrated how toxic the normally fun MST3K subreddit and Facebook page have become over the new episodes made by the Rifftrax folks.

There’s a lot of contenders.

#mtg I mean, I’m gonna buy a bunch of it to support in universe sets (and likely won’t buy anything Marvel or Star Trek) but Strixhaven is screaming “we are so out of design space because of the product firehose mandate.”

#mtg merch idea: hat that says “I ❤️ Boosties” which will cause people passing by to double take because they think it says… something else.

#mtg is this anything? moxfield.com/decks/NhwqHu...

every seen Al Franken's party trick where he can perfectly draw a map of the the United States from memory? Trump probably couldn't even find the Middle East on a map if it were labeled.

Oh, that's why we picked up Robert. More of this, I hope.

Aaron Judge and Paul Skenes are, statistically, the two worst players in major league baseball in 2026.

BRETT BATY I LOVE YOU #LGM

Obligatory www.youtube.com/watch?v=okXh...

I’m not saying you have to renounce your enjoyment of the original books. They were a culture defining moment of the 00s, turned people on to reading, etc. But supporting any new HP stuff in the 2020s is ignoring what an awful person JKR is and gives her more money to hurt marginalized groups.

No. Your childhood nostalgia does not matter more than the lives of real people. And frankly I'm fucking tired of having to pretend that isnt a fucking insane thing to say in response to "please don't support the hate monger lady's soggy, reheated nachos"

While 27% is officially the Crazification Factor, but I do think the Tr*mp era has increased that to 35%. This is as close to the floor as you can get.

Got text about dentist appointment next week, literally the one day I actually can’t. Call them up and ask to reschedule. “Soonest I have is…June.”

Commander deck with funny name > Commander deck that actually works #mtg

I wasn’t sure they could pull the trick off a second time, but Company Retreat (season 2 of Jury Duty) is really enjoyable in the first three episodes. (And if you haven’t seen Jury Duty, YOU MUST)

Wow

I had a joke about hipsters but you guys wouldn't get it.

I have lived here for almost 18 years (what the fuck). I’m not the tidiest, just disorganized. I once had a full set of flatware and that is down to two spoons, one fork and the knives.