optimus prime be like i just drove in from denver and boy are my arms tires

if you tell a joke to optimus prime you may be so blessed as to hear vehicular man's laughter

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century. Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something. Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities. Riker: Yes, sir.

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

My family won't play Mario Party with me so I can unlock all the boards, so I guess I'm doing it MYSELF Come watch me play Super Mario Party Jamboree with a bunch of computers! No gimmicks, just Mario Party alone, the correct way to play www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam

the bluesky experience:

I've got a weird hankering to do an early morning stream. Most of you gamers aren't awake yet but I got three hours until the thrift store opens :) This is not a promise but it might happen

Alright fellow kings, it's time to smell like mario

all else being equal it was really funny that a president actually said this

According to internal files and interviews, Luigi has been part of Super Mario 64 for 85% of its development time. New insights from development data allow us to narrow down when exactly he was abandoned, being the two weeks between February 6, 1996 and February 20, 1996.

My big regret about getting into Dragon Ball recently is that I would have been beyond obsessed with it as a kid. I should have been watching the awful censored version of DBZ Kai on Nicktoons when I was 9. So many lost years of thinking Vegeta is the coolest guy ever

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Decided to indulge in a new tradition of always picking up one new awful shovelware game every time I walk into a thrift shop. No idea what this is but on the shelf it goes

I just started Dragon Ball Super with my brother and girlfriend. One of my favorite bits so far is Shenron noticing that Beerus the Destroyer is there, and instantly becoming uncharacteristically deferential to the point of ending the interaction with "May I please be excused? 🥺"

I fear the day we learn how prescient Michael Stipe's lyrics really were

Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

king kai: what i like about you goku, is i can tell you i invented the hamburger, and you'll believe it goku: you invented the hamburger? king kai: absolutely goku: wow!

yeah, i'm doing clown HRT. I'm taking projesterone.

give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK

i’m gonna put this in the background of my podcast videos and claim it as a write off

You should really play catfishing today Catfishing.net

When you anticipate, you make an ant out of ici and pate

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

every xenoblade 1 cutscene

"This is an Onion headline" gets a lot of use but I would argue this is the much more specific "this is a Last Week Tonight bit"

I think about this tweet a lot

Pokemon Go to the island

If anybody thinks this is a joke

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Congragulations

The best grocery store near us is HEB which stands for Howard E. Butt, and they have a knockoff Dr Pepper called Dr B, which means I am currently enjoying an ice cold Doctor Butt

congragulations

I am LIVE with the game formerly known as Mega Man Twitter*! I've always been a huge fan of the classic ones, join me for my almost-first foray into the Mega Man X series! *joke credit to @anyascreen.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam www.twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam

Got a bit of unplanned setup to do before going live, gonna be a bit late!

I'll be streaming Mega Man X this evening! First stream of 2026, first in the new apartment :) I planned on going in semi-blind, but I couldn't help myself after MAGFest was MMX-themed, so this will be the second time I'm playing this in a month Join me at 6 PM CT at twitch.tv/GodSaveTheCam!

Don't tell anyone but I think I might stream a video game on Friday

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

They're giving out perfect murder weapons for free at my apartment! Living somewhere with real weather is cool!

We don't have a lot of GameCube games on the shelf, but at least we've got two copies of Zelda: Collector's Edition, three Metroid Primes, and Mario Party 6 incorrectly boxed in a Mario Party 4 case! I wouldn't have it any other way

@godsavethecam.bsky.social was reading Wikipedia plot summaries of megaman games for some reason and found the most Dril tweet plot point i have ever seen: banished to space for instigating the Elf Wars

Most terrifying email I've ever received