just looked at the newest guinness book of world records and your hubris was in there

learning a lot about the world

1 year of hrt. turns out it's pretty good. has anyone else noticed this

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

trying not to let my coworkers see me crying at work. not because i'm sad or anything but because i just imagined a german cheerleader shouting "gib mir ein upsilon"

a scene i had to try and recreate from this morning: my cat waiting at the door to be let in, before and after noticing me coming down the stairs

ladies and gentlemen. my sister

going to see the mario movie. i hope i don't see anything that triggers my hyper rare and specific allergy to project hail mary advertising

sitting at my computer trying to write a post for tdov. after half an hour i can only write "trans john cena:" before pounding the desk with my fist and burying my head in my hands

today is the only day you can look at this image. if you behold it on any other day your organs will boil

yeah this game is pretty neat

christmas dinner that got postponed to today, today. hoping to annoy the coworker who i suspect is quietly transphobic with the way i am

guess i should move this bit here laser today

terraria update review:

just got "madam"d at airport security

today was a good day because i got to see the weird grinch lorry again

finished the undertale 10th anniversary streams today and i have picked up some vocal stims that i don't think will go away for a while

maga aunt home from america who i am not out to: "you look like you've put on a bit of weight around your face, it's a bit rounder" me, not sure if that would be because of laser hair removal or because of hrt or both: "ya i been eatin a lotta eggs"

the kind of shit i call my cats who i love very much

aw man. now i'll never know who's impersonating me

Why the fuck did he do that

the struggle between the desire to show off what i've made on wplace and the knowledge that doxxing myself probably wouldn't be a very good idea actually

My grandmother once said... "When playing, your room must be well lit, if possible sit away from the television. Also, for your safety, it's important you take 15-minute breaks every hour". You guys will keep safe too, right?

changed the hair + added some details

glad bluesky moderation works tirelessly to filter out the sick fucks that would take over this site

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

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WORLD_END_BPM #ULTRAKILL

this is how i learned aphids give live birth and it has shaken me to my core. you think you know what to expect from insects and then suddenly the foundations of your worldview are shattered, and you are left to pick the pieces out of the mud

Conclave #horseracetests

magazine screenshot (1996) https://archive.org/details/video-games-the-ultimate-gaming-magazine-issue-85/page/n97/mode/2up?view=theater

found out two months down the line that the gif didn't fuccing work

good for him. i hope he is doing well

what do you mean this stupid gif has been used 2000 times

it's finally fucking over

I HAVE TRANSFERRED MY ENTIRE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE TO A DIFFERENT WEBSITE AND I **STILL** WILL NEVER ESCAPE THIS POST I MADE 4 YEARS AGO

last work friday of the year

it is here

Friends,

friday is here. i have slept for 2 hours

Bedman?

this says a lot about our society

made one (significant) typo when looking for bandle earlier and duck duck go started acting like it knows me

a fairly nippy 4° today, but thankfully tomorrow is giving a high of 14°. i'm sure these weather patterns are normal and also nothing to worry about