today is the only day you can look at this image. if you behold it on any other day your organs will boil

yeah this game is pretty neat

christmas dinner that got postponed to today, today. hoping to annoy the coworker who i suspect is quietly transphobic with the way i am

guess i should move this bit here laser today

terraria update review:

just got "madam"d at airport security

today was a good day because i got to see the weird grinch lorry again

finished the undertale 10th anniversary streams today and i have picked up some vocal stims that i don't think will go away for a while

maga aunt home from america who i am not out to: "you look like you've put on a bit of weight around your face, it's a bit rounder" me, not sure if that would be because of laser hair removal or because of hrt or both: "ya i been eatin a lotta eggs"

the kind of shit i call my cats who i love very much

aw man. now i'll never know who's impersonating me

Why the fuck did he do that

the struggle between the desire to show off what i've made on wplace and the knowledge that doxxing myself probably wouldn't be a very good idea actually

My grandmother once said... "When playing, your room must be well lit, if possible sit away from the television. Also, for your safety, it's important you take 15-minute breaks every hour". You guys will keep safe too, right?

changed the hair + added some details

glad bluesky moderation works tirelessly to filter out the sick fucks that would take over this site

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

Na dzień dobry trochę cukru nie zaszkodzi. Stresować będziemy się jutro… Miejcie wspaniały dzień Robaczki 🫶🏻☀️🍀😁

WORLD_END_BPM #ULTRAKILL

this is how i learned aphids give live birth and it has shaken me to my core. you think you know what to expect from insects and then suddenly the foundations of your worldview are shattered, and you are left to pick the pieces out of the mud

Conclave #horseracetests

magazine screenshot (1996) https://archive.org/details/video-games-the-ultimate-gaming-magazine-issue-85/page/n97/mode/2up?view=theater

found out two months down the line that the gif didn't fuccing work

good for him. i hope he is doing well

what do you mean this stupid gif has been used 2000 times

it's finally fucking over

I HAVE TRANSFERRED MY ENTIRE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE TO A DIFFERENT WEBSITE AND I **STILL** WILL NEVER ESCAPE THIS POST I MADE 4 YEARS AGO

last work friday of the year

it is here

Friends,

friday is here. i have slept for 2 hours

Bedman?

this says a lot about our society

made one (significant) typo when looking for bandle earlier and duck duck go started acting like it knows me

a fairly nippy 4° today, but thankfully tomorrow is giving a high of 14°. i'm sure these weather patterns are normal and also nothing to worry about

i tried doing the october drawing thing for ultrakill on twitter before i left, i may have failed to come close to the intended number of drawings but hey at least i did something. reposting here so i haven't abandoned them at the old site

yeah sure fuck it, sign in with lego. who cares

in busaras and while waiting for my bus a guy sat next to me and he had a sign but sat it face down. only on him standing up could i read only the bits of the sign that said "END THE" and "MIND CONTROL"

this character creator is pretty cool #mhwilds

i'm drawing animal crossing inflation fetish art call that pumped up kicks

there are two wolves inside me. one is harada talking about netcode. the other is everyone calling female characters waifus. they are both fighting for the title of most embarrassing thing about being a tekken player

we interrupt your regularly scheduled yaoi to bring you this message: *video of a pou plushie being smothered in milk and slammed against a cellar door*

okay google, show me gaijingoomba ntr

40 days no yoshimitsu trailer. this is mike ross to bear.....

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