chat is this true

appealing to people's humanity isn't working‼️ unfortunately the only way to save hawaii, with its beautiful culture and history, is to exclusively refer to it as "touristslop" until people stop going

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promising my friends that i will protect them in their darkest hours by becoming their guardpoint frames twitch.tv/jeshter_

physio telling me i'll need to stop crossing my legs when i sit until i'm fully recovered and the literal first brain response being "NOOOOOOO I WANNA BE A FUCKING FRUIT"

been watching kamen rider ooos

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POV: your washing machine is the main antagonist in a lesser known Stephen King story

rummaging around the lab where they invented the world's first homosexual because they forgot to patent that shit twitch.tv/jeshter_

dr light invented the first robot with anxiety and it accidentally made him god. dr wily tried to copy his homework and invented a robot that's top tier in marvel was capcom

any poor fucker logging onto ranked tonight who was trying to find a match with someone that wasn't one of the several accounts named jeshter

logging on and deciding i need to hit every opponent i meet with the "epic burger". a brilliant plan, once i decide what that means twitch.tv/jeshter_

calculating the optimal binking trajectory in my head while preemptively sending countless monkeys to their doom, just in case twitch.tv/jeshter_

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

inviting a beautiful woman back to my home and making her food so that she's effectively trapped while i rant at her about The Room (2003) for 30 minutes. this is then followed by making her create a pride flag tier list

Someone has managed to drop a Palestinian flag at the very top of the Spire. Fair fucks. Gonna be comical watching Dublin City council trying to figure out how to get that down :) #Speirgorm

Garcian Smith Sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

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inventing a robot that twerks at my enemies with murderous intent, but only so that it will eventually learn about the power of friendship twitch.tv/jeshter_

The funny thing with the NL numpad notation discourse is "It's perfectly normal for new players to be put off by it and make fun of it" and "It's actually useful" are not mutually exclusive lol

These are my bike horns, this is my miku shrine and this is my pc where I broadcast myself playing videogames to a gang of people who call me bald and foolish

my manager said i remind him of travis touchdown yesterday and i know i shouldn't take that as a compliment but i'm kind of popping off about it i cant lie

when i bring someone back to my place after a date and they ask why i have so many bike horns

Ask Me About My Patented Tsurugi Mechanic, Concussion-Hits twitch.tv/jeshter_

Scuse me sorry my ass is too fat ahh

taking hatsune miku back to my hometown to try some burger cube only to find that it is no longer there and that everything has changed twitch.tv/jeshter_

guy on the work call trying to solve an issue and asks "does anyone remember how to pipe?" and i immediately start falling apart, completely failing to stiffle my laugh. he kept fucking saying it until i was literally fucking crying. he finally asks "have you never piped before josh?" he didnt know

I love the burger girl from Sonic Adventure 1

Environment study but for some reason I wanted to paint Amaterasu too

Too silly

no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this

won the local today (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

geography was one of my strongest subjects in school

running away so i can live to spare another day is pathetic and embarrassing. i will make them kneel at the sight of my overbearing mercy twitch.tv/jeshter_

getting pinged by my manager in the first line group chat asking me to do triage today, typing out "i'm twerking all over triage today, those tickets wont know what hit em" before sitting on it for a few seconds, deleting it, and reacting the message with a 🫡 instead

Wow we should base our entire economy on this technology

it's not even 8am and i'm crying because im thinking about how much i love monkey d luffy

Silly

We Gave The Last Red Coin to a Beautiful Woman and You're Way Too Shy to Ask For it

"If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger."

It is over for the genocide deniers. Even the BBC is now splashing on the UN commission of inquiry concluding that Israel has committed genocide. Those who supported Israel's onslaught: You backed a genocide. You will never scrub the shame away.

im the smartest to ever do it

Here's What It Would Look Like If It Were Purple Instead

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING BROWN

i left for literally 15 minutes and they've set up beyblade at the uni2 setups

i have zero notes

If anyone wants the clip of Cox saying "notices your bulge OwO what's this?" to send to people I got you

played a lot of uni2 and got a beautiful woman's number last night. support your locals

And FTR, whether or not you believe he “deserved” to get shot (few victims of gun violence “deserve” it), these are his words: "I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.”